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[Miniphalla] Political Phalla 2008 (Independent Victory)

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Come on guys let me get the prize :(

    !Mr. D

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vote !enlightenedbum for special prize! In the D&D Presidency thread I've been compiling links and polling information and various other items of interest for months. I want a reward!

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !The Dagon You are doing it wrong. It should be !Toxic Toys.

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cthulhu > Megatron

    See post #77 for detailed analysis.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vote for education reform! Vote bum!

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is CF though, not D&D. Seeing as that does not contribute to economy of CF I don't think you deserve it.

    I believe I deserve it as I am an honest person and one that can be trusted with such gifts.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Embark for president.
    That would be Mr. Defecation to you philistines out there.
    Oh ho, starting the mudslinging early today. How political.

    Also, !Toxic for now, for having as his campaign poster what appears to be a picture of a wrinkled T-shirt.

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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I see a 34-way tie coming.

    !Osvik

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's it, I have to be a !reserve.

    (also blue dot)

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !WilDPanthA05 for trying to kill me repeatedly.

    !Arasaki because I learnt the folly of following others.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Lets get it on.


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    Since I am Megatron, I expect your vote.

    !Infidel

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I all ready got a running mate.

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    The rest of the other are totally unprepaired.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait a minute, more than one person claiming to be Megatron?

    This seems vaguely familiar...

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My opponents are campaigning on being evil! Vote bum!

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cthluhu likes children.
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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Araski because if I can't kill him, maybe I can bury him in the polls!

    Vote !WilDPanthA05 for change you can rely on!

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That is kinda creepy.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am [strike]bluestreak[/strike] Megatron!

    Humorous that you put both of us on the same ticket, TT. You treacherous dog. :winky:

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There really is no better choice for health care.
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    I am [strike]bluestreak[/strike] Megatron!

    Humorous that you put both of us on the same ticket, TT. You treacherous dog. :winky:

    :D I am just what's best for all Decepticons. :lol:

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hylianbunny will never give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OK All, I believe we all know what needs to be done

    Yup, that's right, I really agree

    Votes should be made for our one

    Our only

    Robotic king

    What can he offer you? Why, not only will you not find yourself with a rusty metal hand were your throat used to be, but he also offers you freedom.

    Freedom from the undead menace!

    Why?

    Because when you are made of steel, vampires, ghouls and zombies have no affect on you.

    Do the right thing, vote !Gumpy this election season

    For a more metallic future.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Personally, I always liked Tarantulas myself, but that's only for the Beast Wars crowd, I know.

    Also, I'm torn between Embark and Hb now. I'll keep my support where it is for now, but we'll see how things turn out.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Personally, I always liked Tarantulas myself, but that's only for the Beast Wars crowd, I know.

    Also, I'm torn between Embark and Hb now. I'm not interested in my throat remaining attached to my poor meaty body

    I respect your opinions not to vote for me

    I respect them so much

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    We hate to inform you, Gumpbot, but...

    ...you're not the main character anymore!

    Hahahahahaha...

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A vote for Hylianbunny is a vote for a fun future!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can it be a vote for fonts that are easier to read?

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man HB I will have to have a political debate with you

    My policies are replaced with steel fists that travel more then 40 miles an hour

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Man HB I will have to have a political debate with you

    My policies are replaced with steel fists that travel more then 40 miles an hour

    I put on my robe and DEMENTATION hat!

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I understand each person here would rather have their hands on whatever this prize may be. But I emplore you all to give me support as an honest person and one looking out for the best of our people. If this prize can help us I will ensure it does.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Personally, I always liked Tarantulas myself, but that's only for the Beast Wars crowd, I know.

    Also, I'm torn between Embark and Hb now. I'm not interested in my throat remaining attached to my poor meaty body

    I respect your opinions not to vote for me

    I respect them so much

    I know you do, and I appreciate that. If it makes you feel any better, you've garnered much more material to yourself in the past year, making you a much more interesting, and somewhat less expendable, character for this year's Nano attempt.

    So meaty, by the way.

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    SilvioSilvio Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I believe that !WilDPanthA deserves the prize.

    No elimination vote yet. I would just like to say that I am the only one man enough here to stand up against those things that everybody hates. So take that, opponents!

    Elimination vote incoming...

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey, I've always been outspoken and for the villages interests. (It's usually why I get killed early... so damned early. :()

    Nevertheless, I'd like to give it a go.

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

    Good thing neither of the people campaigning fit that description. Hylian was only pretending to be Malkavian, much in the same manner that Gumpy pretends to be a machine.
    FreeAgent: Ultimate in TV mudslinging promotional ads.

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    SilvioSilvio Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

    Agreed. Reserve vote for !Gumpy

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

    An Anarchist vampire on the other hand...

    Vote bum!

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm not insane!

    I just...think differently.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Needs of people:

    1) Not get crushed by your robotic betters
    2) less important needs

    See need 1 can be achieved with a vote for me!

    I can so identify

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