On our first date I made my lady a "Dime in Ring" with a dollar and a dime
She was not impressed
See and now you're married to her, right? I make every effort to be aggressively retarded and annoying with mine. It magnifies the shit out of everything I do right or at least don't fuck up horribly. You don't walk in and set the bar high on day one! That's long-term suicide.
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
I was throwing out like 50,000 cute/retarded things our first couple of dates
She found about half of them endearing
You know how it's so cute when a pet gives you a toy or something as a present? That's a great way to be perceived at pretty much any time that you're not actually having sex with her.
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I wonder how he feels about Rocky IV.
She was not impressed
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She loved it.
Why does the conversation keep leading me to talk about my wife?
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why would you marry such a sourpuss
See and now you're married to her, right? I make every effort to be aggressively retarded and annoying with mine. It magnifies the shit out of everything I do right or at least don't fuck up horribly. You don't walk in and set the bar high on day one! That's long-term suicide.
She found about half of them endearing
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Also I would say and do crude things in front of her constantly. I am a regular Romeo.
Although have you ever been watched by pets while having sex? I personally don't get creeped out by it, but I can see how some people would.
I prefer my joke.
hehehe
Reading is hard.
yea, making good dough can be tough
so they only get to see me have sex sometimes
Tesseract.
I can't stop laughing at this.
I seriously cannot stop laughing at this.
you are also so drunk
If this was true I'd be getting hella ladies
theres no time man
wiggin even in dating you're not supposed to go full retard
Thank you!
I covered it up on the few dates I went on with the one girl
Of course she already knew I was retarded so that didn't work too well
how could she have known............
they're rad