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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there is totally stuff to eat in the torso

    depends on the size of the lobster

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Reading this thread and eating microwave burritos is a recipe for depression.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fresh water fish were here, salt water fish can suck our diiiiicks

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i don't like to see the shape of the actual animal i'm eating
    it's unnerving

    yeah and this is a sentiment I see mainly from Americans and Canadians, not so much from other cultures

    I don't completely understand it, but there you go

    I think it may stem from stuff like cultural views of animals as food, as well as certain other countries (namely those in the east) and their lack of an option to be picky about their food

    think about this, too: food allergies are more prevalent in the US and Canada than they are in any other part of the world

    god I need to find a source for that info I know someone is going to ask for one

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I can't bring myself to eat crustaceans. I don't know what it is about them but they depress me.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maybe they are just more diagnosed.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    taters what about turkey

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I need to meet the governor of Bumfuck Illinois and tell him that his citizens don't speak for everyone!

    HAH

    I was at university

    so people came from all over

    believe me, dude

    I was as fucking shocked as anyone when I realized they couldn't handle the sight of a full crab
    that's hard for me to comprehend

    i can go two blocks from my house and buy a bag of live ones

    what about lobster, do they only eat the tail?

    I always found it hilarious when I was working at Legal when (usually) japanese tourists would come in and order lobster at 11 in the morning and literally pick that thing apart. Tail, claw, knuckle ok sure. But then they pop the top half life the hood of a car and start picking around the lungs and head. I'm pretty sure at that point they stop because there is nothing under there worth eating.

    the torso goo is the best part of the lobster!

    The green stuff (tomalley) yes, the black stuff (roe) yes, the white stuff (coagulated blood) not so much

    But if you want to pick apart the lungs be my guest. I'm just saying not really anything to eat there

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you want a great recipe for a fish cooked Cantonese style?

    get a whole, live fish that is something similar in size and class to a red garoupa

    gut it, clean it, etc, then put it on a cooking plate with spring onions and shredded ginger

    pour some water into the bottom of a wok, and put a stand in the water so that the top sticks out the top of the water, and put the cooking plate with the fish and all into the stand

    steam that thing for 8 minutes per 200g (or so, I'm not sure on the numbers I can check though)

    in the meantime, heat up some soy sauce that has some vegetable oil mixed in

    when the fish is done yank the cooking plate out and then pour the hot soy-sauce oil over the fish so that it sizzles and such

    EAT!

    (this is one of my favorite things in the WORLD)

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My bro is a vegetarian. I once tried having a conversation with him about why he doesn't eat things like lobster and crab.

    They are the insects of the sea. no one gives a shit about them.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Chicken feet are pretty tasty and I really like kippers, sprats and I think one day I'll want to give fish heads a try?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    how do people prepare jellyfish

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    taters what about turkey

    yeah, the first few seconds before it gets torn apart is mildly uncomfortable

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Michael Jackson themed Chinese restaurant.

    The Moon Wok.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    I can't bring myself to eat crustaceans. I don't know what it is about them but they depress me.

    think of it as their shells are the way they are because they know what delicious goodness they house within themselves and so evolution took its natural course by hardening them the fuck up

    you have to WORK for it

    and the rewards are UNBEATABLE

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    with peanutfish, generally

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So yeah, these hot dogs I just made are pretty tasty.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    with peanutfish, generally
    ahah

    :P

    but really

    do they have like fried jellyfish or something

    i want to consume one of those little bastards

    payback for all the pain

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    with peanutfish, generally

    :|

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    with peanutfish, generally

    :|

    AHAHAHAHAAHA

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    pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey viv did you ever try Korean food viv.

    did you like it, viv. Korean food.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think anyone anywhere eats jellyfish.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    I FUCKING LOVE JELLYFISH my sister and I used to call them "rubber bands" in Cantonese

    if you get it dried, soak it to restore its texture (this takes about a day)

    drain, then run it under boiling water for about 10 minutes

    drain, then rinse it in ice water

    stick it in a bowl, mix it in with a little salt, let stand for like 45 minutes to an hour

    season as you like (some people like adding sesame oil, for instance)

    slice into shreds

    yay!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think anyone anywhere eats jellyfish.
    wrong

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's a lot of effort.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I had cod tongue once.

    Our chef prepared an entire cod for family meal and I noticed this bright pink thing in its mouth.

    John is all, 'oh it's totally edible'

    and then when I eat it he's suddenly all, 'holy shit I can believe you ate that'

    It had the consistency of a scallop and an aftertaste like soap.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    I FUCKING LOVE JELLYFISH my sister and I used to call them "rubber bands" in Cantonese

    if you get it dried, soak it to restore its texture (this takes about a day)

    drain, then run it under boiling water for about 10 minutes

    drain, then rinse it in ice water

    stick it in a bowl, mix it in with a little salt, let stand for like 45 minutes to an hour

    season as you like (some people like adding sesame oil, for instance)

    slice into shreds

    yay!
    they'll just have it in bags at the asian market? frozen section or not?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey viv did you ever try Korean food viv.

    did you like it, viv. Korean food.

    I LOVE their cold noodles... the gray ones made from buckwheat? fucking AMAZING, I've had a bowl every other day whenever I'm in Korea

    kimbob is good, too

    I would like the stone-pot-rice dishes more if they didn't fucking sizzle and try to burn me

    I don't much like kimchi but I'd be the only one in my family that doesn't

    and of course their barbecue is quite nice but I've only had that in China, not in Korea, so I'm not sure what the differences would be

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    That's a lot of effort.

    about 3 minutes of effort spread out over the course of a day or so

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do people prepare jellyfish

    I FUCKING LOVE JELLYFISH my sister and I used to call them "rubber bands" in Cantonese

    if you get it dried, soak it to restore its texture (this takes about a day)

    drain, then run it under boiling water for about 10 minutes

    drain, then rinse it in ice water

    stick it in a bowl, mix it in with a little salt, let stand for like 45 minutes to an hour

    season as you like (some people like adding sesame oil, for instance)

    slice into shreds

    yay!
    they'll just have it in bags at the asian market? frozen section or not?

    they should, I'd imagine

    not frozen, though, look under dried goods or just ask someone who works there

    oh and as for prep work, you've had jellyfish before, right? as long as you end up with the right texture (crispy/crunchy and just a little bit elastic-y) you'll be fine

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm about to either make a tempeh burrito or fry up some rice

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    That's a lot of effort.

    about 3 minutes of effort spread out over the course of a day or so
    You should check your math.

    Especially when one part of it takes ten minutes!

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    That's a lot of effort.

    about 3 minutes of effort spread out over the course of a day or so

    Freeze it in a microwavable tray and I might try it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PS. for the jellyfish, you might want to consider changing the water every 8 hours or so during the soaking stage

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no i haven't had jellyfish, that's why i asked

    i'll pick some up next time i'm there though

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    That's a lot of effort.

    about 3 minutes of effort spread out over the course of a day or so
    You should check your math.

    Especially when one part of it takes ten minutes!

    i am fairly confident in my assessment that you don't have to babysit it for 10 minutes straight

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I don't believe in capital punishment but I think there should be government mandated slappings

    like you go and write someone's name on a piece of pottery and put it in a box and then the person with the most names in the box gets the shit slapped out of them

    Or that prick that got caned for spraypainting cars in Singapore? That fucker so got what was coming to him.

    Yeah, I'm really not sure why it had to become such a media frenzy.

    Oh no, some kid got the shit slapped out of him for fucking around in a country that slaps the shit out of people who act like retards, and got the shit slapped out of him. Whatever will we do?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    asian snacks are great

    they're all fish-flavored and really salty

    aw nom nom nom

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    no i haven't had jellyfish, that's why i asked

    i'll pick some up next time i'm there though

    I would recommend definitely trying it at a restaurant first so that you know what it's "supposed" to taste like, ESPECIALLY when it comes down to the texture

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Did someone say Korean food?

    NOM!

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