"Welcome home," said nobody in Hippie's empty house.
You laugh, but you wouldn't if you knew how appropriate it was. I post here like a diary because I'm utterly alone 9/10s of my time since I cut it off with the girls.
There's this statue of a pit bull on my stairs that I pet.
*BIG HUGS*
I was like that sometimes, even still there are plenty of things I tell chat that I don't tell anyone else.
"Welcome home," said nobody in Hippie's empty house.
You laugh, but you wouldn't if you knew how appropriate it was. I post here like a diary because I'm utterly alone 9/10s of my time since I cut it off with the girls.
There's this statue of a pit bull on my stairs that I pet.
*BIG HUGS*
I was like that sometimes, even still there are plenty of things I tell chat that I don't tell anyone else.
Chat is like a second family.
A second family that smells your hair while you sleep
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Ehh, I only care about one of the three, but he is ethnic, if my memory is to be trusted. Probably of terrorist descent.
I'll get the buckets and plastic wrap, find me some handcuffs and a bench. Then after my S&M dungeon is complete, we'll figure out what to do about Zimmy.
Ehh, I only care about one of the three, but he is ethnic, if my memory is to be trusted. Probably of terrorist descent.
I'll get the buckets and plastic wrap, find me some handcuffs and a bench. Then after my S&M dungeon is complete, we'll figure out what to do about Zimmy.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Ehh, I only care about one of the three, but he is ethnic, if my memory is to be trusted. Probably of terrorist descent.
I'll get the buckets and plastic wrap, find me some handcuffs and a bench. Then after my S&M dungeon is complete, we'll figure out what to do about Zimmy.
HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
I don't normally like Girls Aloud, but I can't stop watching the Biology music video
I think I like terrible things in general, that womanizer song was on the radio and the two simultaneous thoughts in my head is "this is awful" and "WOMANIZER WOMANIZER YOU'RE A WOMANIZER"
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending:whistle:
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he dislikes Cats
and rainbows
and probably jesus
Me? Probably not.
You, I think, still have a chance.
Steam | Twitter
Yeah, fuck that noise.
You can query my database anytime honey
:winky:
I was like that sometimes, even still there are plenty of things I tell chat that I don't tell anyone else.
Chat is like a second family.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
A second family that smells your hair while you sleep
They have something for that too, apparently
http://www.wikihow.com/Heal-a-Broken-Heart
this is fun
NNID: Hakkekage
OK, this is actually worse than me.
Ehh, I only care about one of the three, but he is ethnic, if my memory is to be trusted. Probably of terrorist descent.
I'll get the buckets and plastic wrap, find me some handcuffs and a bench. Then after my S&M dungeon is complete, we'll figure out what to do about Zimmy.
That is the single most awesome thing I have seen all day.
Steam | Twitter
But, that's not any different then my normal family.
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
If I've ever said Japanese and European commercials will always be weirder than American commercials, I take it back.
Dess to zee Amewicahns!
Baguette! Fromage! Guy Lafleur!
But time has stood still since we've been apart:whistle:
For some reason I always thought of him as a lanky white dude with blonde hair
NNID: Hakkekage
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I am white and perhaps somewhat lanky but no party of me is blonde.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that one...
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
There aren't that many dollars.
That video is obviously the work of a Trekkie.
So many things wrong with it.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
You'd be twice the hooker you are today?
I seem to have already complete their 17-step program with little result.
This is only one recourse for this! It's time for booze and folk music!
Steam | Twitter
Oh hey Subway Thug #1
I think I like terrible things in general, that womanizer song was on the radio and the two simultaneous thoughts in my head is "this is awful" and "WOMANIZER WOMANIZER YOU'RE A WOMANIZER"
NNID: Hakkekage
Star Trek thinks it's cool in that video.
Star Trek sucks. Vader showed them what's up.
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending:whistle:
Concentrated awesome.
Damn it, Hakkes, you've got me reading wikiHows now. :P
Steam | Twitter
In a few hours my crippling social retardation will be replaced by copious amounts of advice from the internet
I'll be on top of the world
I'm working my way up
Started with cuddles, now kissing, then master the art of kissing, then french kissing...
I plan on condensing the whole nine yards into a few minutes, you see, so CONSTANT VIGILANCE
NNID: Hakkekage