Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
edited January 2009
The closest I've ever come to death?
Back in high school I was riding the bus home and I had to sit next to this really sweaty obese girl who didn't seem to have showered recently so she basically stunk of ham and manual labor (she was the catcher on the softball team, ha ha ha)
Tonight at work we got a call on the walkie "Someone says theres a car on fire in the parking lot" so of course we all rush outside. And yep, a car lit on fire and spread to the one next to it. We shut down all the movies and tried to find the people with the on fire car. The one who's care was the original flamer shout "NOT AGAIN" which leads me to believe he is an idiot for driving around in a car prone to catching fire.
Then as the Fire Department got there, one exploded. I didn't almost die but it was really, really, fucking cool. Though it hurt the fuck out of my ears.
NOT AGAIN made that story
Ahahahaha, seriously
Like his car has repeatedly burst into flame and spread
After my uncle died we used dynamite to spread his ashes (he was a bit of an odd guy, really cool though. Spraypainted 'THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GRAFFITI ON THIS WALL' in huge letters on a big concrete wall near the docks here, stuff like that. Lots of drugs too I think, but people don't really talk about that). Turns out what was supposed to be a 1 minute fuse only lasted 30 or 40 seconds. No one was too close or got hurt, just scared shitless. You know how they show everything shaking in movies when there's an explosion? Yeah, it's like that in real life too. Pretty impressive considering it was only one stick.
Also almost falling off a cliff and almost rolling down a really steep hill that had a bit of a cliff at the end.
Oh, I almost drowned on a beach education (this is what a rip looks like, stay near the lifeguard towers) day for school. Oh, the irony (or whatever the hell it is if irony is the wrong word).
this one time i fell off a ski lift on with the board strapped to only one foot
i slid down the mountain on my chest for about 100 meters and barely managed to stop just two meters from one of the hugest chasms of the French Alps
bruised a few ribs and fractured one, but otherwise took no damage. at the time i was sliding down the mountain though i was already making my peace with the world
I was shot in the shoulder. The scar is barely there now, but at the time it happened, I sure as hell was thinking I was going to die.
Tell us the story. Shot with a gun?
I've been shot by an arrow. I have an awesome photo of me writhing on a hospital bed in the emergency room as two nurses hold my frail, pasty white naked frame down while a 500lb black doctor pulls it out of my thigh. Fuck me that was painful. You know carbon fibre shafts shatter when they hit bone and splinter into a thousand fragments. Close to death? Not really. It missed everything except muscle I didn't even need a transfusion. The operation a few days later to get the fragments out was routine too.
Been in a coma for 4 days. That was hair raising. Though I can't really go into that one more.
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Burden of ProofYou three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
What are you guys are doing that is making people want to shoot you?
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
edited January 2009
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What are you guys are doing that is making people want to shoot you?
Arriving late to an archery tournament, not realizing it had started and taking a shortcut across the shooting field. I was not competing, it was being held on a high school field between the car park and the buildings. Knocked me off my feet.
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It was really bad for a bit
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Back in high school I was riding the bus home and I had to sit next to this really sweaty obese girl who didn't seem to have showered recently so she basically stunk of ham and manual labor (she was the catcher on the softball team, ha ha ha)
I didn't feel a thing
Later I was in an awesome motorcycle crash in my mid teens that left me hanging upsidown in a tree
I wish someone had filmed it
turns out it was the diabeetus.
Ahahahaha, seriously
Like his car has repeatedly burst into flame and spread
Also almost falling off a cliff and almost rolling down a really steep hill that had a bit of a cliff at the end.
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apparantly while still at the hospitcal I stretched and yawned so hard I ripped my torso open
Oh wow
Uh
What happened after that?
then again, there is a record of robots posting on this forum...
That is pretty respectable, I gotta say
i probably would not have died but i could have been heavily disfigured
also i have almost drowned on multiple occasions
Thank god you only bathe once a month
But the opportunity for a joke presented itself
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i slid down the mountain on my chest for about 100 meters and barely managed to stop just two meters from one of the hugest chasms of the French Alps
bruised a few ribs and fractured one, but otherwise took no damage. at the time i was sliding down the mountain though i was already making my peace with the world
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
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Tell us the story. Shot with a gun?
I've been shot by an arrow. I have an awesome photo of me writhing on a hospital bed in the emergency room as two nurses hold my frail, pasty white naked frame down while a 500lb black doctor pulls it out of my thigh. Fuck me that was painful. You know carbon fibre shafts shatter when they hit bone and splinter into a thousand fragments. Close to death? Not really. It missed everything except muscle I didn't even need a transfusion. The operation a few days later to get the fragments out was routine too.
Been in a coma for 4 days. That was hair raising. Though I can't really go into that one more.
Arriving late to an archery tournament, not realizing it had started and taking a shortcut across the shooting field. I was not competing, it was being held on a high school field between the car park and the buildings. Knocked me off my feet.
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