Bambooza wrote: »
And to think this is just getting to pax. Wait tell we are at pax.
AltDelete wrote: »
Assuming we are all currently in Phoenix, Arizona (hypothesis: If I am in Phoenix, and we are all in a normal car that cannot reach a second city via body length from my location, then we must all currently be in Phoenix) we are 1502 miles away from the Seattle Convention Center.
Given that we want to arrive a little early to see Seattle, check in to our respective hotels, and hit the PrePAX dinner / Pub Crawl, we have 215 days to reach our destination (which amounts to roughly 5160 hours).
Now, if we're all in the car, PAX is our first and only destination, we drive continuously in shifts 24 hours a day at a consistent speed to save on fuel and provide a more pleasant ride to our passengers, and we don't veer off course for food, drink or fuel, that means we can calculate not only our average speed thought the duration of the journey, but indeed our current speed by dividing the length of our journey (in miles) over the number of hours until we're scheduled to arrive (in hours).
1502 / 5160 = 0.291085 miles per hour, our car's constant speed.
With our constant speed identified, and assuming nemaihne is of able mind and body, she can walk comfortably at the average human walking pace of 2.5 miles per hour and can finishing peeing (liberal estimation of pee duration, given that nemaihne first needed to pee nearly 20 hours ago) within 5 minutes.
In five minutes, the car at its constant speed will travel 0.024257 miles (or apx 128 feet). At nemaihne's walking speed of 2.5 MPH (or apx 220 feet per minute) we can work out that it will take nemaihne no more than 34.8 seconds to catch back up to the car if she simply wanted to step out of the car and find a tree.
JonnyNero wrote: »
AltDelete: You have no life...do you?
proXimity wrote: »
How the hell did we get in Arizona? Fail.
Rogue_hunter wrote: »
Since we're in Phoenix, we could go to my aunt and uncle's house at Sun City West for bathroom breaks.
And would we be going through Vegas at all? Because I have a friend we could pick up, as well as a stripper I want to say "Hi" to.