[Raid][Micro]: It does disturb me that I honestly can't ever remember seeing Kime as evil. And yet we bandwagon him every time. Also, apologies for not voting yesterday (although I was active, obviously) I was doing my best to get a very attractive girl named Karen drunk, and decided this was the nobler endeavour.
[Raid][Sticks]: 45 damage windfury? That was all me mofos. [Raid][Sticks]: Question. Do we need to eliminate the ninjalooters before finishing him off? Cuz otherwise they are just going to ninja right?
[Raid][Sticks]: I was just checking, because we just took him down 20% in phase 1. Maybe we want to tone the damage down a bit? We are supposed to be dpsing really slowly after all.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: I don't buy that Sticks is a ninja looting fucktard just yet. It's a fair question. This is a Phalla Raid not a Raid Raid, some things that may be realistic might be told to gtfo in the name of fun/fairness.
[Guild][Fiaryn]: Is it an actual game condition that we have to kill the Ninja Looters before we kill the Raid Boss?
[Raid][Sticks]: I realize it sounds dumb in the context of the game, but I've never seen a phalla where we directly control when the end will come (other than killing off all the bad guys). We could vote perfectly every night and still lose this because we dpsed too fast and left a ninjalooter alive.
[Raid] [Coyote]: Think of it this way: Day 1, we took off 20% of the boss's HP. If we kill him at the same rate the entire time, that gives us 5 full days until we kill him.
[Raid] [Coyote]: Our damage numbers are straight HP and not percentage based, so as we lose people, our damage per day will go down, which means that the boss is alive longer, which gives us more time to find the ninja looters, etc.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Yeah that's PROBABLY the case crimson but only a 'tard relies on maybe and probably when we can get a clear answer.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Might best to just shush till we get a clear answer because at this point I'm beginning to wonder if you want us to just not think about it. And why would that be?
[Raid][MacGuffin]: If you consider that he is only down 20%, while beeing under fire from the whole crew than we will at least need 5 days, probably far longer. Sticks gets my vote, if he doesn't want to understand this
[Raid][Sticks]: I don't generally like to base my decisions on probably when I can ask others for clarification. I have two DPS abilities, one which has the potential to put out 4x the damage of the other. So I need to know if I should be blasting all out, or taking it slow and steady to account for the ninjalooters that need to found before we finish him off. [Raid][Sticks]: If trying to make an informed decision warrants votes, so be it. I'm not of vital importance to the raid anyway.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Yeah that's PROBABLY the case crimson but only a 'tard relies on maybe and probably when we can get a clear answer.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Might best to just shush till we get a clear answer because at this point I'm beginning to wonder if you want us to just not think about it. And why would that be?
[Raid] [Coyote]: I don't see how it's a maybe... =/
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Do you also not see how it's a maybe that you'll survive a direct hit from a rocket launcher in a videogame? Because if you're that kind of person there ya go.
[Raid] [Coyote]: That is completely irrelevant. What I'm saying is we did 20% with everyone alive, why would the rate of which we do damage go *up* as we lose people? You're not making sense.
EDIT: This is assuming we need to find the ninja looters first. (Which. Makes. Sense.)
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Okay look I'm going to be blindingly obvious about this. In many games, concessions are made on realism in the name of fun. We are playing a game.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Now lets all sit down, shut up, and wait for the nice Guild Master to clarify. There is no good reason not to ask unless you have a vested interest in the village working on speculation unnecessarily. None whatsoever.
[Raid] [Coyote]: I have no issue waiting for the clarification. But what I'm saying makes sense in the scope of this game (and also the meta portion).
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
[Raid][Slawlth]: Yeah guys, don't get too excited yet.
[Raid][Slawlth]: By my advanced calculations (read: addons), I see that if we continue to put out constant average damage per player equal to last night and keep losing people at this rate....
[Raid][Slawlth]: Phallazak will still have about 15% when we wipe. Not cool. Now technically, I think our average damage per player will increase at some rate, but we definitely need tanks to tank, DPS to DPS, and healers to heal....
[Raid][Slawlth]: For realziez.
GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
about a 6th of us down, and we managed to do 20% damage (26 players left). So, if everything goes this well (or badly) we'll do 17% (22 players) damage tomorrow, then 14% (18), then 11% (14), then 8 (10), then 5 (6), then 2 (2).
Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
[Guild] [Element Brian] Everyone has two win conditions their normal phalla win condition, and downing the boss. The Ninja Looters cannot win without meeting the general condition of having more than or equal to the number of villagers left...even after the Boss is down.
[Guild] [Element Brian] In other words you probably want to work together to down him pretty fast...
[Guild] [Element Brian] Also as others have noticed, the more you use your abilities, the more stronger you become and are able to deal more damage or have a better chance of hitting with an ability.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: While I don't fault Crimsoncoyote from being wrong and smelly like a butt, my gut tells me that !MacGuffin is a filthy ninja looter who tried to tip a misguided accusation into a bandwagon.
[Guild] [Element Brian] Everyone has two win conditions their normal phalla win condition, and downing the boss. The Ninja Looters cannot win without meeting the general condition of having more than or equal to the number of villagers left...even after the Boss is down.
[Guild] [Element Brian] In other words you probably want to work together to down him pretty fast...
[Guild] [Element Brian] Also as others have noticed, the more you use your abilities, the more stronger you become and are able to deal more damage or have a better chance of hitting with an ability.
[Raid][Sticks]: Well that clears that up. Roll out the big guns, pop your CDs and burn him down.
[Raid][enlightenedbum]: So should we get organized and actually assign a tank and what not? If we can get Phallazak to target someone specific I'm sure there are mechanics to prevent the Phallazak death if other players (the remaining Priests, I imagine) know who he should be targeting.
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
[Guild] [Element Brian]: Just a heads up, I have to leave for work in an hour, after work I'm uh..playing dodgeball with some friends, vote will close at 9:00 PST but I probably wont beable to get the Narration up for an hour or so afterwards. If you have anymore questions, now is the time to ask...
[raid] [Darian]: I'm not sure why you are choosing to focus on Gumpy, kuhlmeye; there are a few others using local chat as well. What is so special about him?
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[Raid][Fiaryn]: Hi5 DPS all up ins.
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[Raid][Sticks]: Question. Do we need to eliminate the ninjalooters before finishing him off? Cuz otherwise they are just going to ninja right?
[Raid][Sticks]: I was just checking, because we just took him down 20% in phase 1. Maybe we want to tone the damage down a bit? We are supposed to be dpsing really slowly after all.
[Guild][Fiaryn]: Is it an actual game condition that we have to kill the Ninja Looters before we kill the Raid Boss?
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[Raid][Sticks]: I realize it sounds dumb in the context of the game, but I've never seen a phalla where we directly control when the end will come (other than killing off all the bad guys). We could vote perfectly every night and still lose this because we dpsed too fast and left a ninjalooter alive.
[Raid] [Coyote]: Our damage numbers are straight HP and not percentage based, so as we lose people, our damage per day will go down, which means that the boss is alive longer, which gives us more time to find the ninja looters, etc.
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Might best to just shush till we get a clear answer because at this point I'm beginning to wonder if you want us to just not think about it. And why would that be?
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[Raid][Sticks]: If trying to make an informed decision warrants votes, so be it. I'm not of vital importance to the raid anyway.
[Raid] [Coyote]: I don't see how it's a maybe... =/
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EDIT: This is assuming we need to find the ninja looters first. (Which. Makes. Sense.)
[Raid][Fiaryn]: Now lets all sit down, shut up, and wait for the nice Guild Master to clarify. There is no good reason not to ask unless you have a vested interest in the village working on speculation unnecessarily. None whatsoever.
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[Raid][Slawlth]: By my advanced calculations (read: addons), I see that if we continue to put out constant average damage per player equal to last night and keep losing people at this rate....
[Raid][Slawlth]: Phallazak will still have about 15% when we wipe. Not cool. Now technically, I think our average damage per player will increase at some rate, but we definitely need tanks to tank, DPS to DPS, and healers to heal....
[Raid][Slawlth]: For realziez.
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We're not doing enough DPS >:
[Guild] [Element Brian] In other words you probably want to work together to down him pretty fast...
[Guild] [Element Brian] Also as others have noticed, the more you use your abilities, the more stronger you become and are able to deal more damage or have a better chance of hitting with an ability.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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[Raid][Sticks]: Well that clears that up. Roll out the big guns, pop your CDs and burn him down.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
A vote I can get behind
Lets try and maximise the damage we do while there are still enough of us to do it
[Raid][kuhlmeye]: Looks like we're goin good so far though. Except how come !Gumpy isn't posting in the raid chat?
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