Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Blah. Ship is supposed to start sea trials on the 28th of next month. So, you know, if you all never hear from me again after that it's because the fucking boat imploded like most of us think it's going to.
I’m pleased to have known you.
Cheers! :^:
Try not to accidentally run into any British or French subs
Blah. Ship is supposed to start sea trials on the 28th of next month. So, you know, if you all never hear from me again after that it's because the fucking boat imploded like most of us think it's going to.
I’m pleased to have known you.
Cheers! :^:
Try not to accidentally run into any British or French subs
God... I make one little mistake and you people never let me hear the end of it.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Blah. Ship is supposed to start sea trials on the 28th of next month. So, you know, if you all never hear from me again after that it's because the fucking boat imploded like most of us think it's going to.
I thought you were in the nuclear biz. Aren't those ships generally...not about to explode?
Implode, moniker. Implode. It'll be just like that one episode of Ren and Stimpy with all the missing left socks.
It's going to make the coolest sound ever.
Nah, I've heard the recording of the sound the Thresher made. It isn't memorable without context, and it's pretty horrifying in context.
What about the sound of R'lyeh opening its gates of madness and a ship being devoured by the void?
Blah. Ship is supposed to start sea trials on the 28th of next month. So, you know, if you all never hear from me again after that it's because the fucking boat imploded like most of us think it's going to.
I’m pleased to have known you.
Cheers! :^:
Try not to accidentally run into any British or French subs
Fuck those Russian sailors, though. Every time I see a port filled with defectors I go and key their sub for ruining my night. And if I'm feeling really bold I go speel their dreenk.
Blah. Ship is supposed to start sea trials on the 28th of next month. So, you know, if you all never hear from me again after that it's because the fucking boat imploded like most of us think it's going to.
I thought you were in the nuclear biz. Aren't those ships generally...not about to explode?
Implode, moniker. Implode. It'll be just like that one episode of Ren and Stimpy with all the missing left socks.
It's going to make the coolest sound ever.
Nah, I've heard the recording of the sound the Thresher made. It isn't memorable without context, and it's pretty horrifying in context.
What about the sound of R'lyeh opening its gates of madness and a ship being devoured by the void?
Well, maybe not "best ever" but it's certainly not something you'll forget.
God... I make one little mistake and you people never let me hear the end of it.
Dammit you drowned the Queen Zimmy. We only get three of them and the first was lost in that incident with the goats.
Look, how was I supposed to know that you can't give submarine Eskimo kisses? Was that in the user manual? Did I even read the user manual? No, of course not. Why would I? Was there anything in there to address my needs? My adorable Eskimo kissing related questions?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I've started the cooking thread and the upcoming games thread. I start few threads, but good threads.
I agree with your philosophy. I've started one per three months, substantially less if you exclude chats.
I'm rather surprised, however, how singular my focus has apparently been. All morality, all the time! One of them was actually titled something like "You're Bad People."
MrMister: bringing the guilt to PA since '03.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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God... I make one little mistake and you people never let me hear the end of it.
Dammit you drowned the Queen Zimmy. We only get three of them and the first was lost in that incident with the goats.
Look, how was I supposed to know that you can't give submarine Eskimo kisses? Was that in the user manual? Did I even read the user manual? No, of course not. Why would I? Was there anything in there to address my needs? My adorable Eskimo kissing related questions?
God, I hate the military.
THIS IS WHY YOU LOST YOUR GAY HAT. ESKIMO'S CAN NOT BE IN THE MILITARY AND KISS.
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God... I make one little mistake and you people never let me hear the end of it.
Dammit you drowned the Queen Zimmy. We only get three of them and the first was lost in that incident with the goats.
Look, how was I supposed to know that you can't give submarine Eskimo kisses? Was that in the user manual? Did I even read the user manual? No, of course not. Why would I? Was there anything in there to address my needs? My adorable Eskimo kissing related questions?
God, I hate the military.
THIS IS WHY YOU LOST YOUR GAY HAT. ESKIMO'S CAN NOT BE IN THE MILITARY AND KISS.
Fuck you. My pinstripe fedora is more gayer than you could ever hope to be.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
You should make your robot write about its own consciousness.
Also, what're you writing for? Last I remember, you worked for a company selling rakes. That was a long time ago.
I'm in grad school now. I'm writing about analytic philosophers who attempt to argue that there are no universals.
Except it's just the 2nd draft of a paper. And it's due sunday. And it's turning into a very boring paper. There are universals, these guys fail, bla bla bla footnotes.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
There is a universal of red which is instantiated in red things. So a red ball and a red apple are both instantiations of the universal "red".
And these guys want to say that there is no universal of red, but rather there is a class "red" which is a mental construct, so to speak, by which human beings articulate and understand the similarity:
"In short, universals are concepts held in the act of knowing to reveal the disclosable texture, behavior, and connections of things. In the strict sense, the only universals are concepts. But the controlled correspondence and revelatory capacity of these concepts makes it seem to us as though there were universals in nature. What is in nature is that about things which lends itself to disclosure in concepts. In other words, what is in nature is the formal constitution of things. In mind is the complex of concepts in terms of which we think things."
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Read all of my post?
I can't read.
That was actually the sixth episode, it was just the first broadcast because NBC was run by a bunch of Galdaran Poobutts.
Seriously. Look it up.
Poobutts.
Good, then you can't see me rolling my eyes at you.
My loveable nemesis is back!
Hey, it's MrMister!
Try not to accidentally run into any British or French subs
God... I make one little mistake and you people never let me hear the end of it.
What about the sound of R'lyeh opening its gates of madness and a ship being devoured by the void?
I recently looked at my post history. It turns out, I've started 8 threads
2 Chats
2 Fashion (including the first ever!)
4 Moral relativity/objectivity/values/etc
I am fighting the good fight!
Fuck those Russian sailors, though. Every time I see a port filled with defectors I go and key their sub for ruining my night. And if I'm feeling really bold I go speel their dreenk.
And with style!
Arkham horror is a really fun boardgame, but too easy (in my experience, also, allowing players to choose their investigators.)
That's why I keep my phone off.
Well, maybe not "best ever" but it's certainly not something you'll forget.
Look, how was I supposed to know that you can't give submarine Eskimo kisses? Was that in the user manual? Did I even read the user manual? No, of course not. Why would I? Was there anything in there to address my needs? My adorable Eskimo kissing related questions?
God, I hate the military.
Maybe it will write itself in the near future.
I agree with your philosophy. I've started one per three months, substantially less if you exclude chats.
I'm rather surprised, however, how singular my focus has apparently been. All morality, all the time! One of them was actually titled something like "You're Bad People."
MrMister: bringing the guilt to PA since '03.
It ith pothible.
You should make your robot write about its own consciousness.
Also, what're you writing for? Last I remember, you worked for a company selling rakes. That was a long time ago.
Fuck you. My pinstripe fedora is more gayer than you could ever hope to be.
I'm in grad school now. I'm writing about analytic philosophers who attempt to argue that there are no universals.
Except it's just the 2nd draft of a paper. And it's due sunday. And it's turning into a very boring paper. There are universals, these guys fail, bla bla bla footnotes.
You should manufacture one.
Are you wearing a sailor hat?
y/n
If "y," then gay.
You're just trying to lull me into taking off my hat.
Then when I'm not looking...
BAM! FIFTY DICKS IN YOUR ASS LIKE THE TAIL OF A PEACOCK!
Quid sure does love that hate.
Universal.
There is a universal of red which is instantiated in red things. So a red ball and a red apple are both instantiations of the universal "red".
And these guys want to say that there is no universal of red, but rather there is a class "red" which is a mental construct, so to speak, by which human beings articulate and understand the similarity:
"In short, universals are concepts held in the act of knowing to reveal the disclosable texture, behavior, and connections of things. In the strict sense, the only universals are concepts. But the controlled correspondence and revelatory capacity of these concepts makes it seem to us as though there were universals in nature. What is in nature is that about things which lends itself to disclosure in concepts. In other words, what is in nature is the formal constitution of things. In mind is the complex of concepts in terms of which we think things."
Bla bla bla bla bla bla stupid.
The first one I remember is that Ron Paul one you made.