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Team Fortress 2: Sandman becomes Nerfbat, Scouts become Emos

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah, and Dustbowl is the best map. Goldrush is second best.

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    LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    I have to say, I'm fairly partial to Hydro, myself.

    I love Hydro, and I still get some good games on it every now and then, but damn after the third stalemate in a row that map can just fuck right off.

    Kinda like 2fort.

    Dustbowl really is the one map I can just always play. That doesn't mean I want to, or I'd choose to, but I'm never going to be annoyed that Dustbowl's up. Ever. It's like the McChicken sandwich of maps. It's always going to be good enough, and sometimes it's fantastic.

    On that note of hydro, anyone have an idea if that problem can be solved? Im kinda in the same boat in that I enjoy hydro, except when it becomes a never ending stalemate. Im thinking something like after 2 stalemates the teams are scrambled, or it automatically gives it to one team or something. Scamblling the teams may not be the best idea but something along those lines to help push the map along.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    gravel pit->freight->badwater->dustbowl->cp well->hydro->goldrush->ctf well->2 fort->the rest

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only way to fix Hydro (or 2fort) would be to change the map to include additional routes, Some of the maps are pretty winnable, but the one with the pit is a good example of the bad maps, because it's extremely hard to push through that middle area (and there's no other route to take). They'd have to go through an retool the various sections of Hydro, which would be a huge task, especially because of how Hydro maps are so interconnected.

    2fort's problem is similar. The map lacks routes, so that it's possible to lock it down with a single sentry gun.

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    TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    KA-BLAMO!

    That's the worst blue-dot post ever.

    hey nerd

    i had already made multiple posts that were just as un-poignant

    oh yeah, and... That's the worst blue-dot post, ever. nerd

    also, i think i would like to kiss mandy

    on the mouth

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    TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only way to fix Hydro (or 2fort) would be to change the map to include additional routes, Some of the maps are pretty winnable, but the one with the pit is a good example of the bad maps, because it's extremely hard to push through that middle area (and there's no other route to take). They'd have to go through an retool the various sections of Hydro, which would be a huge task, especially because of how Hydro maps are so interconnected.

    2fort's problem is similar. The map lacks routes, so that it's possible to lock it down with a single sentry gun.

    hey, at least they put in two routes around the pit.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    2fort is definitely better than ctf well. Not as easy to spawn camp.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    tube commented about off topic talk at the end of the last thread so keep your shit on target. i know it always devolves into bullshit the last couple of pages but still.

    KEEP HOPE ALIVE

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    TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    whatever happened to that new game type everyone thought we were gettin' with the update?

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    whatever happened to that new game type everyone thought we were gettin' with the update?

    we didn't get it

    true story

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    gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God, I hated playing the scout before the update. Now its my favorite class. its jumped from like the 7th or 8th on my "most played" list to third (behind spy and sniper, but I bet that'll change soon too). I can't get enough of the sandman; and screw the naysayers, the FaN is awesome!

    Anywho, Ill jump on the servers later tonight if anyones playing.
    Catgirls will be brought

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    Bear CavalryBear Cavalry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh man, gonna reinstall this, scout was my favorite class.

    e- maybe i should change my avvie lol

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Catgirls will be brought
    What?

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm just thinking maybe they should bring back grenades. it's not like it can get much worse guys.


    We are talking sky is falling levels here.

    I wish they would just add more TFC shit into the game. Like the good ole maps. I want to play that soccer game or whatever the hell that was.


    I want to have a punching match with gabe newell and i would just fucking own him with a doughnuts distraction.

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Costanza, why are you such a negative nancy?

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    IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    His post was actually pretty positive and hopeful:

    "I wish..."

    "I want to..."


    Just ignore the punching part.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Costanza, why are you such a negative nancy?

    He came in 2nd behind Lyle Lovett in the world's sexiest hair competition.

    Also tf2 is becoming increasingly frustrating over the last month.

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Also tf2 is becoming increasingly frustrating over the last month.

    Maybe, but what does that have to do with TFC?

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    GafferoGaffero Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Catgirls will be brought
    What?
    An objection was raised by Flippy_D to the use of the passive voice . ITT: We discuss grammar.

    In all seriousness, the Scout update broke my multicore support which makes Tuftoo run like crap for me. But I'm glad I don't have to put up some some of the Sandman butthurt and Spy backstab drama that seems to repeat every other page in this thread

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    RaughnRaughn Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is there a way to change the duck key to a toggle instead of a hold?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hydro is not credit to any team

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Raughn wrote: »
    Is there a way to change the duck key to a toggle instead of a hold?

    there are scripts to do this, yes. i don't know where, though.

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I *like* Scout, and I want the new weapons, but I can't see myself getting enough achievements to do so. Also, I hate played Scout when my team already has three. Getting 20 medic achievements was easy (getting 39 was not but thank god they changed that) because none of them required the unlocked weapons. A lot of scout achievements seem to require that you already have the scout unlocks, and I'm not real fond of it.

    (I kinda have this problem with the Heavy update as well (only have 6 achievements there) but it seems more severe with the Scout (only 3 achievements so far))

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    ToastmoldToastmold Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wish your default disguised weapon remained the primary gun.

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    Also tf2 is becoming increasingly frustrating over the last month.

    Maybe, but what does that have to do with TFC?

    I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here.




    but I could care less

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    rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm just thinking maybe they should bring back grenades. it's not like it can get much worse guys.


    We are talking sky is falling levels here.

    I wish they would just add more TFC shit into the game. Like the good ole maps. I want to play that soccer game or whatever the hell that was.


    I want to have a punching match with gabe newell and i would just fucking own him with a doughnuts distraction.
    Medic infecting enemy teams and Spies feigning death and dropping hallucinatory drugs is what we need most.

    TFC was the balls.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best custom map is BALLOON RACE. :D

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If by dustbowl, you mean dbheights, then yes it is
    Moar liek demobowl, mirite?D:

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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fig-D wrote: »
    I *like* Scout, and I want the new weapons, but I can't see myself getting enough achievements to do so. Also, I hate played Scout when my team already has three. Getting 20 medic achievements was easy (getting 39 was not but thank god they changed that) because none of them required the unlocked weapons. A lot of scout achievements seem to require that you already have the scout unlocks, and I'm not real fond of it.

    (I kinda have this problem with the Heavy update as well (only have 6 achievements there) but it seems more severe with the Scout (only 3 achievements so far))

    It's really not that hard. I'm a terrible scout and I got enough for the FAN without any undue exertion of effort, and I'm at 12 (13?)/15 for the Sandman without much more effort than that.

    What helps is if you scroll through achievements, pick out one that doesn't look too difficult for your map (ie: stealing home on granary/well), and then make an effort to get that achievement that round, or just pick one at random and make a conscious effort at getting it that life (ie, play a lot more cautiously than normal for Bat Man). If it doesn't work, pick another and move on; you're still putting in time on the very long progressive ones (Race for the Pennant, Year to Remember, Setting the table, etc), and I find trying and failing to get the same achievement over and over for map after map gets very mentally exhausting quickly.

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    da newbda newb New York, New YorkRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dustbowl is a clusterfuck of doom. That is my opinion on it.

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    jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Are there still people whining about unlocks, achievements, and the morality of farming and unlock programs?


    May as well rename the thread Sisyphus Fortress 2.


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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Has the Scout population gone back to normal levels yet?

    I want to play Medic again.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    da newb wrote: »
    Dustbowl is a clusterfuck of doom. That is my opinion on it.

    i'm posting from dustbowl right now. i assure you it is awesome.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Egypt's a pretty rad map. Except for the second point where it can be sentried up to all hell.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hate Egypt.

    I fucking love the last map in Gold Rush though.

    mostly because those little corridors are really good for pyros.

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Has the Scout population gone back to normal levels yet?

    I want to play Medic again.

    The population remains elevated; you'll generally see between one and four scouts a game. However, I reiterate that medics win games, so if you feel the urge to play Medic indulge it.

    I did so tonight, and won lots of games.

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    rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    i'm posting from dustbowl right now. i assure you it is awesome.
    gravelpit is the best map and if you say otherwise, including dustbowl, you are a bad person.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Egypt's a pretty rad map. Except for the second point where it can be sentried up to all hell.

    egypt is a blighted terrorscape whose only purpose is to kill fun.

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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Egypt would be fun if the defending team was incapable of building more than one sentry gun at a time.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dustbowl is a really well designed map that flows incredibly well. you can put up a monster defense and still lose with a well organized push. but at the same time it's harder to pure steamroll teams. it happens but not as bad as some other maps.

    that being said probably half my playtime has been on dustbowl and im pretty sick of it.

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