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[Phalla] Episode 3.5: The Emperor's Gambit -- Ron Paulpatine Victory :P

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Aw hell...

    I was reading your posts about trying to control the protectionist and vote someone else in besides Savant.

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. There is no way in hell I would of let you win that Judge seat vote. No way in hell.

    If it wasn't for fake investigations then you would of died much earlier. You and KungFu.

    Also It seems I don't have to eat a hat after all.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of the Imperials chose the codename "Super Battle Droid"

    So no shit, for like half the game we thought Mike Danger was the Auth Imperial.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    warban I am going to slap you if you post "servant" one more time

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So, where di we go wrong, exactly? I wasn't here when vote ended. You nailed me and Oats in one night. That single-handedly screwed us.

    And Savant nailing Cinders giving him a whole day to sell info.

    That was... unfortunate.

    You went wrong when when you forgot to kill me.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    warban wrote: »
    Aw hell...

    I was reading your posts about trying to control the protectionist and vote someone else in besides servant.

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. There is no way in hell I would of let you win that Judge seat vote. No way in hell.

    If it wasn't for fake investigations then you would of died much earlier. You and KungFu.

    Also It seems I don't have to eat a hat after all.


    Yeah, to clear the air, I wanted to kill Kilroy for two reasons.

    Inactives make for poor suspects, and they're technically impossible to manipulate.


    You were too "into it" damn you.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    warban wrote: »
    You went wrong when when you forgot to kill me.

    Free Traders were supposed to kill you like 4 nights in a row, and kept changing their mind.

    We also thought that as long as you were alive, they'd be more likely to target you than me, always giving me at least one more day.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    warban wrote: »
    It didn't take much to complete the list for the free traders after Rent gave us target lists and then Cinders gave me target lists on the Liberal choices for Spy.

    I knew which faction everyone belonged to on the night Cinders died.

    Also Knew Toxic was the Last jedi at that point as well.

    There is so much I knew but never said anything about.

    I was waiting for the ax to fall for 3 days! But all I got back was

    Toxic Toys has a quiet night, watched over by young Tcho Tcho

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    warban wrote: »
    It didn't take much to complete the list for the free traders after Rent gave us target lists and then Cinders gave me target lists on the Liberal choices for Spy.

    I knew which faction everyone belonged to on the night Cinders died.

    Also Knew Toxic was the Last jedi at that point as well.

    There is so much I knew but never said anything about.

    I was waiting for the ax to fall for 3 days! But all I got back was

    Toxic Toys has a quiet night, watched over by young Tcho Tcho

    I never got guarded by our Jedi. I feel lonely.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders on the night he died sent a PM to Mike. Since we knew Zandra and Qorzm were totally inactive, we knew that Toxic was the rebel, but we couldn't kill him. It was during the 50% fail assassinations.

    If we killed him, and the count wasn't at 15, we'd have lost.

    Else he'd be dead.

    AND HAD WE DONE IT WE'D HAVE WON!

    The count was 16 after the night Oats and I died. Had we killed and it hit, we'd have won!

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I tried to PM James to have some discourse after he got "cleared" but he gave me the cold shoulder

    now I know why

    you bad man

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    Yes. I came back to see the Bandwagon on oats and decided that I might push for support back onto Savant. You never had a chance while both Vader seered people wanted Savant in the judge seat.

    I wasn't letting you have the game the quickly. And it seems others agreed. So it wasn't very hard to switch it back.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also In hindsight, My first guess for James and KungFu was right on the money when you started crying that I was hiding information in a game, With spys.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But I'm pretty sure they'd have just gone for it.

    Should have killed you.


    But I've been a baddie in a game where we just killed off all the most vocal people. It's an easy win, but... :| quiet games.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    warban wrote: »
    Also In hindsight, My first guess for James and KungFu was right on the money when you started crying that I was hiding information in a game, With spys.

    Funny story, by that time I already knew who your contact was.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    I thought the village had a deathwish when that bandwagon was going.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    I'm forcefully taking some credit for stopping that, as a way to validate my existence in this game in the slightest.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Haha,
    Don't trust the FT, they are crazy as hell, and bloodthirsty.

    See?!

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    I'm forcefully taking some credit for stopping that, as a way to validate my existence in this game in the slightest.

    next game I'm changing my av to a pawn

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    narvinyenarvinye Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But I'm pretty sure they'd have just gone for it.

    Should have killed you.


    But I've been a baddie in a game where we just killed off all the most vocal people. It's an easy win, but... :| quiet games.

    Yeah, thankyou for this.

    Also, DA brought up a related fact: The early, mindless deaths in Phallas. The only problem is to get enough information for meaningful kills later, you need the info from the first couple of night...

    My only though is to offer the village no kills the first couple nights, but force them to vote on something meaning that some of them would want and others would not...would keep people like DA and kime from getting voted off for absolutely no reason.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    I'm forcefully taking some credit for stopping that, as a way to validate my existence in this game in the slightest.

    :|

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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of the Imperials chose the codename "Super Battle Droid"

    So no shit, for like half the game we thought Mike Danger was the Auth Imperial.

    :lol::lol::lol: Oh man. <3

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And hey, dillweeds on my team. If you had contacted RTB like I had asked you too, we probably would have had the roster trade. Noobs. :.P

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    I ALMOST got Oats voted into High Judge.

    Really. ALMOST.

    It's like I had it and Savant stole it.

    I'm forcefully taking some credit for stopping that, as a way to validate my existence in this game in the slightest.

    next game I'm changing my av to a pawn

    :cry:

    <3

    You were just really busy all the time.


    Also, that "You think I'm the Imperial" bit was... I actually felt bad. But at that point I couldn't think of anything to do about it. Just letting you be so unsure of me being unsure was enough for me.



    <3

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought for sure, "Vote for Oats and let him wipe out some Auths, or vote in the Free Trader" would have been enough.

    If it weren't for Savant randomly killing Cinders and giving him a whole day of trading info. His info is what cast so much suspicion on Oats, as far as I know.

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    narvinyenarvinye Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of the Imperials chose the codename "Super Battle Droid"

    So no shit, for like half the game we thought Mike Danger was the Auth Imperial.

    :lol::lol::lol: Oh man. <3

    Yeah, when the Emperor warned them against seeking knowledge of one another, they cried, "It's not OUR fault one picked a name he is roleplaying to the hilt in the main thread!!"


    Which cracked us up...and spawned discussion of what kind of reward we could give KungFu for actually keeping his identity secret :rotate:

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    And hey, dillweeds on my team. If you had contacted RTB like I had asked you too, we probably would have had the roster trade. Noobs. :.P

    And furthermore, the same day Savant sold the free traders out. Bet you wish you would have gone with team Jebus that day eh free traders?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Worst game to get day 1'd on ever.

    Still, it was fun to watch.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I was at a conference on friday and was checking phalla boards on my phone the whole day long

    I just couldn't figure anything out

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Nicely played Toxic. Fuck you.

    I couldn't kill you for the friggin' Temptation Island Phalla because you were my last rebel. So very frustrating.

    I was wondering why you didn't kill me.

    Out of curiosity, did you know I was the last imperial when you started that bandwagon? Or did you just get lucky after a rather phenomenal night last night.

    Last night it was between you and James, and James made me nervious with his "don't kill people please rebel" post. I flipped a coin and lost.

    So yes I did.

    That was actually a serious sentiment. We didn't want you killing anyone.

    But even if I were a regular Protectionist, I'd have begged for that, because.... If you got killed, we couldn't have won.

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    narvinyenarvinye Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    btw, Keenan, I find that damned Gerbil hypnotically compelling and repulsive all at the same time.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    narvinye wrote: »
    One of the Imperials chose the codename "Super Battle Droid"

    So no shit, for like half the game we thought Mike Danger was the Auth Imperial.

    :lol::lol::lol: Oh man. <3

    Yeah, when the Emperor warned them against seeking knowledge of one another, they cried, "It's not OUR fault one picked a name he is roleplaying to the hilt in the main thread!!"


    Which cracked us up...and spawned discussion of what kind of reward we could give KungFu for actually keeping his identity secret :rotate:

    And then he posted a PM and left his name in it.

    He promptly edited his name to be "Dumbass"

    But the damage was done.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    narvinye wrote: »
    btw, Keenan, I find that damned Gerbil hypnotically compelling and repulsive all at the same time.

    :mrgreen:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Excellent thread title.

    New Motion: We need to return the Empire to a commodity based credit system.

    I'm proud to say I made this joke night one.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought for sure, "Vote for Oats and let him wipe out some Auths, or vote in the Free Trader" would have been enough.

    If it weren't for Savant randomly killing Cinders and giving him a whole day of trading info. His info is what cast so much suspicion on Oats, as far as I know.

    Cinders just told me that he had seered Jason Todd as clean. So that meant either Oats or Obbi (who was a replacement) was the Imperial. That made it fairly obvious, but it wasn't certain, and I told Cinders I thought it was Oats. I wanted the rebels to deal with him, which they thankfully did, just to make sure Cinders wasn't BSing me.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    narvinye wrote: »
    btw, Keenan, I find that damned Gerbil hypnotically compelling and repulsive all at the same time.

    :mrgreen:

    I kind of like it, It goes well with the god dam amount of posting he has done throughout the main thread, our Pro boards and the Imperial pro boards.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    narvinye wrote: »
    But I'm pretty sure they'd have just gone for it.

    Should have killed you.


    But I've been a baddie in a game where we just killed off all the most vocal people. It's an easy win, but... :| quiet games.

    Yeah, thankyou for this.

    Also, DA brought up a related fact: The early, mindless deaths in Phallas. The only problem is to get enough information for meaningful kills later, you need the info from the first couple of night...

    My only though is to offer the village no kills the first couple nights, but force them to vote on something meaning that some of them would want and others would not...would keep people like DA and kime from getting voted off for absolutely no reason.

    I take evening classes on Monday and Tuesday. Since the early days of a game tend to be pointless I wasn't too concerned I wouldn't be around much then. I could take Wednesday evening, catch up and really sink my teeth into the game since I should have some information by then... so when I get home at 11 o'clock and check the thread.....yeah.

    I still don't see anyways around it. I do wish people would be less stupid about some of the things they do on early days though. *shrug*

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And so much of it is half-cocked "logicking" or complete BS.

    Like an Obama Jedi picture.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would as well agree with a "no deaths for the first night or two."

    Day 1 bandwagons are almost always pointless.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I started the Warban day 1 judge bandwagon just to kind of, hopefully, eliminate suspicion for now. Like, immunizing myself for a while.

    If I was so into helping my faction, How bad could I be?

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