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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am

    I just had a thought.
    You're turning into Stupid Kayla.

    Usagi edit: It's butt cancer from the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys. It also involves mental retardation and flinging poo.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The CFO and acting head of Freddie Mac committed suicide about a mile away from where I am right now.

    It was a little creepy driving past it while listening to the news on the radio.

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    Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited April 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am

    I just had a thought.
    You're turning into Stupid Kayla.

    Usagi edit: It's butt cancer from the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys. It also involves mental retardation and flinging poo.

    nooooooooo it is contagious lol

    no i am smrat

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Following you.
    Awaiting sickness updates.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    He should have been executed.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    eewwww Darth, that reminds me of the seagulls that perch on the top of our office building

    I guess terrified laughter while running away is totally appropriate

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    nooooooooo it is contagious lol

    no i am smrat

    If you bust your knee up and need surgery and your heart stops, I'm just going to shoot you in the head, like you would do for a lame horse and what you should have done for Kayla.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    incredibly dizzy and even more clumsy than I usually am

    I just had a thought.
    You're turning into Stupid Kayla.

    Usagi edit: It's butt cancer from the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys. It also involves mental retardation and flinging poo.

    Man Darth, way to take away exactly what I was typing!

    But seriously you should go to a doctor if you're dizzy and light-headed, I once blacked out on the streets of New York City because I ignored those symptoms.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Falling down a lot? Loss of balance?

    Sounds like the aids to me.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    he's just old
    old people fall all the time

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    he's just old
    old people fall all the time

    So do drunk people.
    thus, all old people are drunks.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

    What? I think public beatings of white collar criminal assholes would do the country some good.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    Man Darth, way to take away exactly what I was typing!

    Your tears are like butterscotch frosting on a chocolate cake.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    That's bullshit. How can you not like cake?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

    Woman.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    That's bullshit. How can you not like cake?

    The cake is a lie!

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    That's bullshit. How can you not like cake?

    The cake is a lie!

    HA. Us gamers.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    That's bullshit. How can you not like cake?

    The cake is a lie!

    oh you are the worst!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i was at a work function yesterday involving handing out delicious free cake, and i actually heard someone say "the cake is a lie". us gamers, huh :|

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I dislike cake as well.

    I just can't do it. I can't eat it.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I mean, cake's never personally hurt any of my family members or anything

    But it hasn't done me any favors, either

    All useless calories that I'd rather spend on things like cookies or pie, if I'm gonna spend them

    Cake: Just Not That Awesome shall be the title of my PhD thesis someday

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    And I don't even LIKE cake! :cry:

    That's bullshit. How can you not like cake?

    The cake is a lie!

    oh you are the worst!


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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

    What? I think public beatings of white collar criminal assholes would do the country some good.
    Butters wrote: »
    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Endomatic wrote: »
    I dislike cake as well.

    I just can't do it. I can't eat it.

    What the fuck.

    Ok, seriously, this is some major bullshit. It's fucking cake. How can you not enjoy it.

    Are you crapheads talking about all cake? Sponge cake? Chocolate fudge cake? Are you including gateuxs?

    This is like saying you don't like movies, or air.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pastries in general just aren't that spectacular

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    references we can all enjoy!

    it's-a-me!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Who the fuck are you pod people and what have you done with my forum?

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Your pieology professor will be pleased.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He should have been executed.

    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    So just flogged in the street?

    I don't really even have the ability to process what is wrong with you this morning.

    What? I think public beatings of white collar criminal assholes would do the country some good.
    Butters wrote: »
    No this was the guy that took the job after the shit hit the fan.

    Was he an internal promotion? If so go to criminal asshole.

    Was he an external hire? If so go to speculation about they're all a bunch of criminal assholes.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You just need some ibuprofen.

    I have a large bottle here in my underpants, you're welcome to come and grab some.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Don't like cake?

    Don't like cake!?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I suspect this man is behind it:

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thread over.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    references we can all enjoy!

    it's-a-me!

    I wonder if Mario would say that to the Princess after breaking into her home and assaulting her. Like after all the deviant shit is done, he rips off the black mask and busts out "IT'S-A-ME".

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Who the fuck are you pod people and what have you done with my forum?

    Times are changing. Are you going to get with the times?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i challenge anyone to not enjoy funnel cake sprinkled with tons of powdered sugar and strawberries and awm nawm nawm

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