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The car thread: A Toyotathon of Death

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why would he want one at all?

    He has unlimited access to any Aston Martin he wants, plus he gets to drive on their test track.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Someone should make a modern DeLorean

    Aren't they working on this?

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    oh my lord

    escaflowne: the car

    wow
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    sweet fuck i just came

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Good luck opening the doors in your garage..

    Yeah I know it's just a concept.. a crazy lunatic psycho weird ass concept..

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    the best kind of concept

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It had me until the light blue seats.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like how it's all skeletaly

    Makes me think of a Ariel Atom of the future

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    aston martin went that route because they didnt have to re-engineer that car from the ground up, they stole it from toyota, which right now doesnt seem like the best course of action

    this is probably meant to be a high margin, higher numbers car to give them some capital for the sports car business. But they shouldnt have called it an Aston Martin, marques like that definitely have a reputation and they're watering it down.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I liked that car until I saw past the front tire.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    aston martin went that route because they didnt have to re-engineer that car from the ground up, they stole it from toyota, which right now doesnt seem like the best course of action

    this is probably meant to be a high margin, higher numbers car to give them some capital for the sports car business. But they shouldnt have called it an Aston Martin, marques like that definitely have a reputation and they're watering it down.

    They could have gotten something else, anything else, anything that isn't that bodyshape

    it's a joke

    I know they need some capitol, but that thing is just an atrocity. It is below the lowest common denominator

    A lancer, or anything with an actual proper bodyshape would have been better, it would have been acceptable

    but this is terrible

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not sure you understand what a "city car" is.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm not sure you understand what a "city car" is.

    "City cars" are for unwashed Frenchmen

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm not sure you understand what a "city car" is.

    "City cars" are for unwashed Frenchmen
    Unwashed Frenchmen are a market.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why did it have to be a stereotypical "city car" though?

    It does not suit aston at all, if they wanted a successful efficient vehicle there are other options that are far, far better

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why did it have to be a stereotypical "city car" though?

    It does not suit aston at all, if they wanted a successful efficient vehicle there are other options that are far, far better

    Because a city car fit their customers' needs, fit the market, and using a Toyota platform allows them to have very low investment on the entire shebang.

    Regardless of how you think it affects their image or whatever, it is a sound business move.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Their needs were "compact fuel efficient car"

    that does not immediately mean "farce"

    There are other options

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The best and worst thing about cars: So many are so awesome!

    Been helping a more well off mate try and find a car for months now, it's seriously so fucking hard to choose.

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    KasanagiKasanagi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wish I'd found this thread sooner. I do love me some automobilia.

    I really need to get out of my boring-as-hell '98 altima though. It's been chipping away at my driving soul for years. I need something fun again..

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It seems the only way to get cheap and cheerful nowadays is a hot hatch

    I really hope the FT-86 rebirths sports cars

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    How can Aston use a Toyota platform again? I thought they were Ford

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well if they pay toyota enough money for each platform, then toyota makes money, and if they sell enough, then aston makes money off it as well


    granted toyota could see they could cut aston out of the deal and take all of the cash, but occaisionally the name itself insures enough sales that the deal keeps going.


    Still, Aston should have chosen something with some self respect

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What else is there for them to make?

    They've got the sports car

    They've got the saloon car...

    ...I guess people would rather they made a car/truck

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    They have a multi-hundred grand supercar
    They have the tourer

    But don't think that those are the only options available, even in the realm, of sportscars

    Modern car production leads people into believing that there are no alternatives. This goes past Aston

    Someone can make them, and I don't know why they don't. A 2 door sports coupe (not talking 370z level here) wouldn't be much different from a standard hatch. Cut the lines a little different and it makes a world of visual difference, place in a 2.2L 4cyl instead of a 1.6 and for gods sake send it to the rear wheels, and you have a legend.

    but ooooh nooooo insurance and brand image and oh dear we will look as if we encourage suicide driving.

    I know aston wanted something fairly sensible, I know they wanted fuel efficient, but it doesn't mean they had to crawl as far up anti-car sensationalism's arse as far as they could go

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    How can Aston use a Toyota platform again? I thought they were Ford

    Not anymore. Ford sold off most of it in 2007 and only holds about an 8% stake now. Ford also sold off Jaguar and Land Rover in 2008.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well goddamn.

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Doesn't some Indian company own Land Rover?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tata motors does, yes. Along with Jaguar.

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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    tata motors, lord what a name.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Boobs Automobile Group

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Koochie Vehicle Manufacturer

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hip Indy Vehicles

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    Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Penis Vagina Cuntlickers, Inc.
    they make cars

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't know if anyone in this thread is anywhere near central Indiana, but the Lafayette Corvette Club is holding a "Timed Test and Tune" autocross event at Grissom Air Force Base in Peru, IN (Technically Bunker Hill, IN). It's $25 to race, all proceeds going towards a veterans fund, and it's open class (no pick-ups or SUVs, though). Just show up and race against the clock.

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    Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    And it is revealed.

    http://jalopnik.com/5487397/cadillac-cts+v-wagon-bigger-longer-and-more-uncut

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    I'm going to go ahead and establish that if you don't like this in every single way, you are wrong.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like it

    I always wanted a really fancy station wagon

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oooh the Cadillac Hearse-V

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DB9 at the autox Saturday :^:
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    There was also a GT-R (R35? the newest one). Pretty fast but nowhere near TTOD (a stripped out Subaru STI with a VERY good driver was)
    Also a couple of very nice Porsche GT2s.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I know we all up on supercars here

    But today I finally got to drive the '01 BMW 328i which will be my transportation from now on and that is one hell of a fun car

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    KasanagiKasanagi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    V8/V12 vantage is probably one of my top 5 favorite exotic cars. I used to work a block away from an aston dealer, and every time one left the lot for a test drive I could hear it.

    Chills man, spine-tingling chills.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Here it is... GT-R!!

    Powerrrrr!

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