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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well

    If a free spot ever comes up in this, I'd be very interested

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  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I should have everyone know that I intend to be implementing much more audience participation very soon.

    Hopefully it will work out alright.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CTHUCTHU BEAR gets himself prepared for a raid.

    lolz

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    I assign the following actions to my QuickMenu.

    EXAMINE
    MOVE
    PICK UP
    USE

    For my first action I will EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CTHUCTHU BEAR gets himself prepared for a raid.

    lolz

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    I assign the following actions to my QuickMenu.

    EXAMINE
    MOVE
    PICK UP
    USE

    For my first action I will EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.

    For your second action, you'll play Simon. EXAMINE EXAMINE MOVE MOVE EXAMINE USE USE USE

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Actually, my first design of the card had Red Green Blue Yellow for the colors of the quick menu. I decided not to go with that for the exact reason that it looked just like Simon.

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  • DrswordsDrswords Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Sorry im late to the damn game. Got sidetracked by life.

    But im ready for my closeup Mr. Devile!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    VisibleHowl

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    Obtains a QUICK MENU, and ASSIGNS EXAMINE, MOVE, USE, and PICK UP. Loses 10 ELECTROBITS.

    You EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. What an INCREDIBLE WASTE OF TAX PAYER'S DOLLARS. It is perhaps still SPACE WORTHY, granted you have the NECESSARY SKILLS and the KEYS.

    STATS
    Malleability - 20
    Size - 4
    Lives - 9
    Comprehensibility - 2
    Reflex - 15
    Electrobits - -10

    As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.

    That is to say, all other players will also recieve a Quick Menu, and two free Quick Menu actions per turn. However, they do not get to decide their four actions, instead I'm going to go ahead and let anyone suggest what the four Quick Menu options will be for each player. That is to say, even people who aren't playing may suggest what the Quick Menu options will be.

    Suggestions should be in this format:
    Player Name>
    Menu Option 1
    Menu Option 2
    Menu Option 3
    Menu Option 4

    If we don't get enough good suggestions I'll just let you guys decide your own. Let's see how this works.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As a player, I wholly endorse people including eat and sleep as 2 of my options. Otherwise, I am at their mercy.

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  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As a player, I wholly endorse people including eat and sleep as 2 of my options. Otherwise, I am at their mercy.

    As a player, you can also suggest what other player's menu options should be.

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  • Erich ZahnErich Zahn So Wangtta~! Remember to [E]ject!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic>
    Push buttons randomly
    One Liner
    Flee
    Binge Drinking

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords>
    Move
    Dance
    Paint
    Program in C++

  • DrswordsDrswords Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Daius>
    Move
    Eat
    Prime Grenade
    Cabbage Patch

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords>
    Cut
    First Aid
    Fire Lazers
    Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode

    Edited for more awesome

  • DrswordsDrswords Registered User
    edited January 2010
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Drswords>
    Cut
    First Aid
    Fire Lazers
    Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode

    Edited for more awesome

    I vote for this. It is the only logical progression the game can take.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    visiblehowl>

    Look
    Touch
    Taste
    Smell

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic>

    Eat Sandwich
    Flick Cigarette
    Muffled Cheer
    Throw Urine

    Daius>

    Gyre
    Gimble
    Outgrabe
    Galumph

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, my actions are already set, right?

    In the meantime I'm going to MOVE WESTWARDS.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Wait, my actions are already set, right?

    In the meantime I'm going to MOVE WESTWARDS.

    A man can dream.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords>
    Suicide Bomb
    PARTY TIME!
    Hump
    Fert

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic>
    Rape
    Raep
    Reap
    Pear

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral>
    Move Thisway
    Move Thataway
    Move Thereways
    Move Norway

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • JaentherJaenther Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic >
    Nerdrage
    Spam
    Strip
    Anonymous (stealth mode)

    bone daddy wrote:
    It's important to remember that our userbase is self-selected for people who find things like punching babies and flipping off boxes of kittens hilarious.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RonaldoTheGypsy>
    Sing Bass
    Sing Rhythm
    Sing Melody
    Sing Countermelody

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • ArkanArkan Registered User
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic
    > Move
    > Breakdance
    > Do the robot
    > Challenge opponent to dance-off

    Big, honkin' pile of WoW characters
    I think it's hard for someone not to rage at mario kart, while shouting "Fuck you Donkey Kong. Whose dick did you suck to get all those red shells?"
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius>
    Digital Love
    One More Time
    STEAM. MACHINE.
    Harder Better Stronger Faster

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    visiblehowl>
    Tailwhip
    Sand Attack
    Double Team
    Run

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius>
    -Be
    -Not be
    -Suffer outrageous fortune
    -Take arms

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords>
    -Operate
    -Read Medical Journals
    -Golf
    -Dammit, Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not A Sword!

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic>
    -Free boat ride for 3
    -Be on a boat
    -On a boat
    -Fuck a mermaid

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral>
    -Dont stop
    -Believing
    -Hold on to that feeling
    -Guitar Solo

  • JaentherJaenther Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius >
    Be Darian
    Be Darius
    Logificate
    Appearify

    bone daddy wrote:
    It's important to remember that our userbase is self-selected for people who find things like punching babies and flipping off boxes of kittens hilarious.
  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, my actions are already set, right?

    In the meantime I'm going to MOVE WESTWARDS.

    VisibleHowl

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    You MOVE WESTWARDS. You ENTER the AQUARIUM TUNNEL. There are MANY PEOPLE TRAPPED in a TUBE so that FISH MAY OBSERVE THEM for ENTERTAINMENT and EDUCATION.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    psolms wrote: »
    Feral>
    -Dont stop
    -Believing
    -Hold on to that feeling
    -Guitar Solo

    I endorse this post.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is RonaldoTheGypsy's turn!
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    You are RONALDOTHEGYPSY.

    Not everybody knows what it's like to be a lvl 99 Raichu. You weren't one of those happy go lucky meet in the trophy garden and grow up together types, either. You didn't get to see the Trainer overcome his hardships and learn about life. You were born to an overworked female and an amorphous blob of dna. He wasn't a caring father. You were one of 300 Pichus born that day. You'd have been drowned if you had a worse nature. If he were looking for a shiny, you'd be six feet under. You spent years shoving lightning out of your cheeks and charging your tail. People complain about puberty but you had to have a rock touched to your body before you could mature in an instantaneous and painful fashion. Thousands of less than worthy water types and birds fell at your feet. Meanwhile, you've been burned, chopped, punched, rocked telekinetically beaten more times than you can count. Being a special sweeper isn't a glorious career. That's all over, though. You retired and it's up to you to make up for lost time - so fruit and long naps are the norm. There's a lot of pent up electricity in you but you don't like to embrace your old ways too often. You just want to eat delicious food and take it easy.

    STATS
    Speed: 10
    Sloth-like Nature (Laziness): 10
    Capacity to :3 (Cuteness): 10
    Electric! (POWAH): 20

    QUICK MENU
    Tailwhip
    Sand Attack
    Double Team
    Run

    You are in MECCA. It is WAY TOO CROWDED.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    FUCK this SHIT.

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    To the LAUNCH PAD. I'll VORTEX out in the GRASSY yard surrounding the LAUNCH PAD and feel sufficiently DIZZY upon arrival.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    haha, who gave you the quickselect list of shitty powers



    ...oh wait

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RonaldoTheGypsy
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    You WARP to the LAUNCH PAD. There is an AMAZING SYMBOL OF HUMAN PROGRESS. You ARE DIZZY and SKIP YOUR NEXT TURN. You still have TWO QUICK MENU ACTIONS.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm going to DOUBLE TEAM twice in case anything tries to make contact with me. Ever. Ever.

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  • WinkyWinky Frog Rammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RonaldoTheGypsy
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    You DOUBLE TEAM TWICE. That's A FUCKIN' LOT OF RAICHUS.

    To preempt clarification, any action may be applied to any number of the Raichus. Which is to say, you may move a single one at a time, or all at once. Any card with a single target can only target a single Raichu. You still only have two quick menu actions and one card per turn.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Oh christ that's a bloody army

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