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Dungeons and Dragons and [Mini-Phallas] (Mafia Wins!)

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, he's not True Neutral/Balance. He's just neutral.

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ... ok!

    The Anonymous again, maybe it'll work this time.

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    Red Shirt 101Red Shirt 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Well, he's not True Neutral/Balance. He's just neutral.

    oooooOOOOOOoooo

    In the future you might want to clarify just a bit which group is or is not mafia.

    I thought I was mafia until the whole Balance group was revealed.

    oooooOOOOOOoooo

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    4chan didn't die last night? Really?

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It sounds like there's 'Balance', the old 3rd edition guys who actively played off all the alignments and kept anyone from getting ahead; and then what fourth edition ended up calling 'Unaligned' - people who don't give a crap about all this alignment garbage and are just trying to get by. Red Shirt sounds like he is (was) more an 'Unaligned' neutral.

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Vote dodging is really impolite, The Anonymous. Now get back in front of that dragon and roast properly.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    4chan didn't die last night? Really?

    Who the fuck are you voting for?

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    /A/non. Get it?

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    His name. I asked for his name.

    It's the same as on the report, sir.


    What? Anonymous? This is supposed to be his name?

    Yes sir.

    And you would have me believe he runs around as a silhouette with a question mark on his face as well?

    No sir that's because we do not have his profile picture.

    Well whatever. Have this Anonymous or whatever fellow tracked down and taken care of.

    Yes sir

    And don't forget to take a real picture of him before you do so. This profile is a disgrace.

    Yes sir

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    4chan didn't die last night? Really?

    Who the fuck are you voting for?

    Professor Sami U. Rai, there is a student here who wants to talk to you...


    What? I'm kinda busy. Now come here, you sexy foxy lady...

    Sir, he's just outside. He says it's important.

    Goddamnit. Can't a man get a moment to cure cancer or something?

    Sir, I hate to bother you but I was going over my homework and I saw something called 4chan. What does this have to do with anonymous?

    ...Really? Read Page 262. Nevermind, let me just tell you are you didn't read the chapter last night.

    4chan is a website created by Moot. The idea was to let people talk about a wide range of subjects. Unless you change your screen name, you are know as Anonymous. 4chan has some good boards that you can post on but is known for it's board /b/, the worst place on the internet. It's a random board that you can talk about anything. Child Porn, Racism, and Gore, and LoLCats fill the board. If you really want more info, look it up on the internet:

    4chan and Anonymous


    Now get out of here and read your homework. I'm busy.

    Chocolate! Who's my dirty girl? Let's see you earn that A!

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ewwww that linked me to gore and dead kittens. What is wrong with you?

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Shushnik has replace Arivia! Hi, shushnik!

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    ShushnikShushnik regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous, cause vote immunity must be punished with more votes

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    May as well throw another vote up on The Anonymous. He better die this time... because otherwise we've wasted two goosing days.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I doubt The Anonymous would survive two days in a row of voting, the narration clearly showed the orb he used to dodge the vote as breaking.

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    ZaximusZaximus Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A vote for The Anonymous

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Let's get him again!

    The Anonymous!

    Cthulhu Baa-ftaghn.

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    ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous again I suppose.

    Stay dead this time.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous

    If at first you don't succeed.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    VOTE CLOSE!

    Well, this will be interesting...

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That's always a reassuring thing coming from the host.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Actually, this will be a little later. I want to double check my work and get something to eat.

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ::chugs Livewire::

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Night 3! SHENANIGANS, PART 2!

    Anonymous: Now, now, people. Let's not get too hasty...

    EVERYONE ELSE: He's gotta be a True Neutral! Who else would have an item that allows them to mind control a dragon?

    Anonymous: ...Someone who doesn't want to get charbroiled by the dragon?

    EVERYONE ELSE: TOO BAD, DON'T CARE! Mr. Dragon! Waste him!

    *Anonymous reaches into his pack and pulls out another glass orb*

    EVERYONE ELSE: ...Shit.

    DM: Wait, let me see your character sheet. ...This is just a glass orb. It's not magical at all!

    Anonymous: ...Eh. It was worth a shot.

    DM: The Dragon breaths a wash of flame over Anonymous, and, seconds later, nothing remains but a pile of ash.

    ***

    DM: While each of you has set out into the dragon's lair to find items of power, fewer return than left. However, each party has managed to scrounge up a new magical item!

    Dead:
    Anonymous - Neutral Spirit Shaman
    The Ender - Neutral Wu Gen
    Orange Soda - Lawful Good Rogue
    Zaximus - Chaotic Evil Warmage

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ahhh.... refreshing.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It is a good day to be Lawful Evil or Chaotic Good.

    Let the cliches bite it, while the weird alignments move into power.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »

    Orange Soda - Lawful Good Rogue

    Can rogues even be lawful? Isn't that a contradiction?

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »

    Orange Soda - Lawful Good Rogue

    Can rogues even be lawful? Isn't that a contradiction?

    OoOoOOOo
    That is pretty much stereotypical me...

    Even when I follow the law, I am still likely to stab you in the fucking back.

    OoOoOoOoO

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Alegis, because he is crunchy and would taste great with some ketchup.

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Word on the street is that Alegis is one bad adventurer.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can get behind an Alegis wagon.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I sense Alegis is coming back as Neutral, LG, or CE.

    Are there representatives of every alignment in the game? Or do we only have the extremes?

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm thinking Alegis is Chaotic Stupid. An entirely idiotic alignment that is the bane of DM's across the land.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ronrab wrote: »
    Are there representatives of every alignment in the game? Or do we only have the extremes?

    Only the extremes.

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    ShushnikShushnik regular
    edited August 2010
    !Alegis

    No vote record game. Wheeee.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That dragonslayer of yours is so hot

    I can't date him but we can still be BFFs though, teehee.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    SkyCaptain wrote: »
    <insulting comment>

    SkyCaptain because what you said about Alegis is the very reason no one likes you. You can't be nice. You can't act like anything else but a silly goose. It's been reported. I wish you would take your hateful self out of PA and stop this silly goosen.

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    SkyCaptain wrote: »
    <insulting comment>

    SkyCaptain because what you said about Alegis is the very reason no one likes you. You can't be nice. You can't act like anything else but a silly goose. It's been reported. I wish you would take your hateful self out of PA and stop this silly goosen.

    Um hello... it was an in-character comment in a game style that promotes roleplaying. Alegis himself wants the bandwagon on him because he's the Village "Silly Goose".

    Thank you ever so much for creating a precedent. Now anyone with a grudge can just wander through all the play-by-post threads and look for in-character insults that are entirely acceptable to all parties involved and report those people to get them into trouble. Village "Silly Goose" is a role in many phallas. Are you going to go around reporting people that use that term to refer to the actual Village "Silly Goose" in the game?

    Because that's what you basically did here... thanks.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If you want to call him the Village Idiot then ok. But that's not what you said.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think he's referring to Chaotic Stupid. It's a common game term.

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