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Dungeons and Dragons and [Mini-Phallas] (Mafia Wins!)

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Doot de doot. Teucrian
    SECRET MESSAGE

    Teehee.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lucedes wrote: »
    ...or we could straight-up kill you for trying to get a list of names for your faction as a stupid dying gambit.

    you get nothing but 100% payoff from this. your faction has an increased chance of winning the game. end of story.

    And that's not balanced by my death? Just how many people are in your party, Lucedes?

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Lucedes wrote: »
    ...or we could straight-up kill you for trying to get a list of names for your faction as a stupid dying gambit.

    you get nothing but 100% payoff from this. your faction has an increased chance of winning the game. end of story.

    And that's not balanced by my death? Just how many people are in your party, Lucedes?

    No, your death was fairly given from the moment the bandwagon gathered enough momentum.

    You're trying to get something for nothing, now. Just pointing that out.

    Also: there are 27 people in my party. You're surrounded!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So how long have you been a neutral, Lucedes?

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    So how long have you been a neutral, Lucedes?

    It all started when I was a kid; I suppose, through my formative years, I never really had an opinion, and I've continued to lack strong convictions since then. Nowadays I just like to settle back and make decisions with as little impact as possible.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also, Ringo.

    I need you dead to win no matter what my role is, as we're clearly not in the same party.

    Unless there are Chaotic Neutrals and Neutral Evils, of course. I guess they wouldn't want to kill you.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also also, Can we trust masons?

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Are we masoned in groups of the same alignment, or are we all mixed up?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Everyone you are masoned with has the same victory conditions you do.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    But they don't necessarily have the same alignment, right?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    But they don't necessarily have the same alignment, right?

    ... You are so bad at this

    Was it the vanilla mini or a different one where you did the same thing?

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Was hoping I had another day before this started. Ringo is fine for now though.

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    But they don't necessarily have the same alignment, right?

    ... You are so bad at this

    Was it the vanilla mini or a different one where you did the same thing?

    It was the American Media phalla.


    In the guy's defense, though, he still dodged the vote for like 2 days anyway. :P

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ...I don't see what your problem is, Ringo.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm just pointing out that you may want to ask clarifications in PMs in the future.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    But they don't necessarily have the same alignment, right?

    Everyone you are masoned with has the same victory condition you do. Everyone masoned with you has the same alignment. If they had a different alignment, you wouldn't have the same victory condition of proving your alignment is the best by beating up all the others...

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ringo.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    VOTE CLOSE!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Y'all should vote for Alegis tomorrow

    That's about all the info you've earned.

    Sorry team, Phalla players are nothing if not predictable!

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Night 1 - Half-Orc Flambe

    Players 4, 7, and 10: That's him! He's one of the neutrals!
    Ringo: Who me? I'm not neutral! I'm Chaotic Evil!

    Everyone else: Eh, close enough.

    DM: The dragon breathes fire over the accused Half-Orc. An examination of his person reveals several artifacts of various Chaotic Evil gods. Also, while most everyone is worse for wear, Red Shirt 101 switched places with someone. Unfortunately, a large number of people decided that they were going to rearrange this persons' face last night! During the scuffles that broke out in the Dragon's Cave, each party found a magic item!

    Player 21: LOOT! SWEET, SWEET LOOT!

    Player 15: ...You do know that there is more to this game than just the random accumulation of power, right?

    Player 21: HERETIC! SMITE THE UNBELIEVER!


    The Dead -

    Ringo - Chaotic Evil Barbarian

    Red Shirt 101 - Neutral Factorum

    PMs will be out later tonight.

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  • Red Shirt 101Red Shirt 101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOO

    Son of a...

    I should have expected this really.

    Well, fight on my neutral allies! Fight for everything average and mundane!

    ooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOO

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hilarious.


    Okay: How about Lucedes, who dared speak against me. I'm coming for you, mister.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO

    Well that was the least exciting Day One since forever

    Way to bore me, Phallateers

    oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheAnonymous

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OS because why the fuck not.

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous is a bandwagon I can believe in.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oooh, a bandwagon on someone not in my faction? Yes please.

    The Anonymous i say.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous seems popular...

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    OK. The Anonymous for riches and glory!

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gypsy girl! Get down from there at once! I forbid you from freeing Th-

    What!! How dare you defy me

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You mistreat this poor anonymous boy the same way you mistreat my people.

    You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Silence! You will pay for this insolence, gypsy girl!


    The_Anonymous how dare you disobey my orders and show up at the mini festival. Is this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son? Go back to your sanctuary at once.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Looking at the evidence, The Anonymous.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Are we really following a Dumbdun wagon?

    Then again, we all need to kill everyone else.

    /A/nonymous

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous works well enough for me.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes my Lord, headcount around a dozen. Only two individuals were seen to deviate from the group, clearly chanting another name. One of them seemed to be the subject of the others' ire.
    I still expect several more to show.

    Very well, returning to my post. The scout unseen, I fade away

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  • ZaximusZaximus Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    When in Rome...

    The Anonymous

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheAnonymous just in case I don't have another chance to get a vote in before close tonight. Kind of a boring start so far.

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Anonymous. I'm just a follower, I guess.

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