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the wife has three great attributes: intelligence, a swiss army knife and charm

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    got 'er some flowers, just whatever looked pretty

    almost went for some light blue pretty-ass shit but then went for this mixed bag white/peachish/red shit with some fuckin tissue paper around it already lookin all good and stuff

    yeee

    now i gotta put these in the fridge in some water or somethin so they don't dry up hella fast before tonight? or something. to google

    edit dang they won't fit in my fridge so i'm just putting them in a cup fulla water, hope that's ok

    redhead on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I apparently made an ex cry once but I never witnessed it so it's probably entirely apocryphal

    In my defence, she was not a nice woman

    Edcrab on
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I was dumped once. In an e-mail.

    A few months later he realized that he was still alone and that I am super awesome and begged to have me back. Silly man didn't realize that as an archivist that I hold on to things forever.

    I made him cry. It was wonderful.

    It's pretty sexist people aren't calling you a sociopath!

    Ahahahahahaha

    I've wondered something similar myself.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I think it's that Sassori doesn't have much of a history of those kinds of actions.

    That we know about.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCpUVAX9TCA

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have no idea what the fuck to give to my girlfriend for this silly holiday because I have always been single for the month of February.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'd rather not know about the awful things you people do in your personal life

    There are enough people who are awful when they post

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i always spend valnetines day making a card (because i work in a craft store with no customers)

    i went with a cheesey pun for the first time. "i've got valentime [heart clock] for you"

    it looked pretty slick

    bsjezz on
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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I choo-choo-choose you

    SoaL on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    (int'l conductor's anthem)

    AMP'd on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Bogey, I am endlessly surprised when you are lewd. I think it's because you smile so much.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    And then deletes his post...

    or am I going mad?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    lonely but not because of a lack of fuckbuddies

    all of my friends

    ALL OF THEM

    have stopped interacting with me since winter break

    mensch-o-matic on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    d'awww mensch

    AMP'd on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    That's why the internet exists. That sucks, though. At least you have fuckbuddies.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    For Valentine's Day, I gave my wife the massage appointment she requested, plus flowers, chocolates, and a card. Not terribly original, but it's right in her wheel house.

    She gave me an Archer t-shirt.

    chromdom on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i met this really cool irish lady at a jobs fair last year

    left with her, went to a coffee shop, got her number, we texted a few times then for whatever reason we forgot and stopped doing it

    no big deal

    anyway i recently got her as a quiver match on okcupid (that lamest thing i have ever posted)

    sent a message, no reply

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Beasteh on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    \m/

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Koshian we have diagnosed you with Hard Rock Personality Disorder

    You are hereby sectioned under the Metal Health Act

    Edcrab on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Your inability to Cum On Feel The Noize has been diagnosed as a chronic condition, and I'm afraid we will have to send you to the Joey Ramone Memorial Centre for Rock Rehabilitation

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I made an ex a lesbian.

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    what a considerate gift

    redhead on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my ex is now dating a dude who has my name

    Snowbeat on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Aphostile wrote: »
    I made an ex a lesbian.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my girlfriend was the only one carrying around a full bouquet of roses at school that I saw, every other girl just had singles

    I'm either awesome or I overdid it

    Franko on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    if you really loved her you would have skipped the little shit and glued a rosebush to her face

    redhead on
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    BoomShakeBoomShake The Engineer Columbia, MDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Underdid it.
    Should have gotten her a bush to carry around.

    e: beaten

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You gave her flowers? Pfft, what a rookie mistake.

    There are millions of other worthless items you could've given her! That cost way more so that means you love her more!

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I gave my wife chocolates
    And now I get to eat chocolates
    As far as I'm concerned this is a brilliant system

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    BusterK wrote: »
    I gave my wife chocolates
    And now I get to eat chocolates
    As far as I'm concerned this is a brilliant system

    whoa holy shit

    brb getting married

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Aphostile wrote: »
    You gave her flowers? Pfft, what a rookie mistake.

    There are millions of other worthless items you could've given her! That cost way more so that means you love her more!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w5I3VnCHWsU

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    duh I also got ferrero rocher so I have an excuse to stuff my face

    Franko on
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w5I3VnCHWsU

    Well a portal gun would certainly make long distance relationships easier. Or middle of the day boning more accessible.

    Aphostile on
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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    man the girl i was chasing after told me yesterday that she was going to get back with her ex (who is also a girl). laammmeee.

    on the bright side this mean i can continue my yearly tradition of getting plastered on valentine's day and watching star wars alone!

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Orikaeshigitae can we be valentines this year.

    Other than my wife and gf I mean.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w5I3VnCHWsU

    Well a portal gun would certainly make long distance relationships easier. Or middle of the day boning more accessible.

    long distance gloryhole.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I gave Dru mushrooms and bok choy and scallions for Valentines Day

    Dru is now making us udon soup with those very ingredients

    Later, neckrubs and vidya games

    I'm so boring

    Usagi on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    DeaconBlues wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae can we be valentines this year.

    Other than my wife and gf I mean.

    Sure!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So considering my girlfriend is stuck over in Singapore and mailing anything short of a matchbox over there costs the soul of my firstborn, I decided to make a terrible valentines video for her instead.

    BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    vermiculture wrote: »
    man the girl i was chasing after told me yesterday that she was going to get back with her ex (who is also a girl). laammmeee.

    on the bright side this mean i can continue my yearly tradition of getting plastered on valentine's day and watching star wars alone!

    Man, that sucks dude.

    PS, I'd have totally watched Star Wars with you if you had offered.

    Yukira on
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