almost went for some light blue pretty-ass shit but then went for this mixed bag white/peachish/red shit with some fuckin tissue paper around it already lookin all good and stuff
yeee
now i gotta put these in the fridge in some water or somethin so they don't dry up hella fast before tonight? or something. to google
edit dang they won't fit in my fridge so i'm just putting them in a cup fulla water, hope that's ok
A few months later he realized that he was still alone and that I am super awesome and begged to have me back. Silly man didn't realize that as an archivist that I hold on to things forever.
I made him cry. It was wonderful.
It's pretty sexist people aren't calling you a sociopath!
For Valentine's Day, I gave my wife the massage appointment she requested, plus flowers, chocolates, and a card. Not terribly original, but it's right in her wheel house.
She gave me an Archer t-shirt.
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edited February 2011
i met this really cool irish lady at a jobs fair last year
left with her, went to a coffee shop, got her number, we texted a few times then for whatever reason we forgot and stopped doing it
no big deal
anyway i recently got her as a quiver match on okcupid (that lamest thing i have ever posted)
Your inability to Cum On Feel The Noize has been diagnosed as a chronic condition, and I'm afraid we will have to send you to the Joey Ramone Memorial Centre for Rock Rehabilitation
So considering my girlfriend is stuck over in Singapore and mailing anything short of a matchbox over there costs the soul of my firstborn, I decided to make a terrible valentines video for her instead.
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almost went for some light blue pretty-ass shit but then went for this mixed bag white/peachish/red shit with some fuckin tissue paper around it already lookin all good and stuff
yeee
now i gotta put these in the fridge in some water or somethin so they don't dry up hella fast before tonight? or something. to google
edit dang they won't fit in my fridge so i'm just putting them in a cup fulla water, hope that's ok
In my defence, she was not a nice woman
I've wondered something similar myself.
That we know about.
There are enough people who are awful when they post
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i went with a cheesey pun for the first time. "i've got valentime [heart clock] for you"
it looked pretty slick
or am I going mad?
all of my friends
ALL OF THEM
have stopped interacting with me since winter break
She gave me an Archer t-shirt.
left with her, went to a coffee shop, got her number, we texted a few times then for whatever reason we forgot and stopped doing it
no big deal
anyway i recently got her as a quiver match on okcupid (that lamest thing i have ever posted)
sent a message, no reply
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are hereby sectioned under the Metal Health Act
I'm either awesome or I overdid it
Should have gotten her a bush to carry around.
e: beaten
There are millions of other worthless items you could've given her! That cost way more so that means you love her more!
And now I get to eat chocolates
As far as I'm concerned this is a brilliant system
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whoa holy shit
brb getting married
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w5I3VnCHWsU
Well a portal gun would certainly make long distance relationships easier. Or middle of the day boning more accessible.
on the bright side this mean i can continue my yearly tradition of getting plastered on valentine's day and watching star wars alone!
Other than my wife and gf I mean.
long distance gloryhole.
Dru is now making us udon soup with those very ingredients
Later, neckrubs and vidya games
I'm so boring
Sure!
BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE
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Man, that sucks dude.
PS, I'd have totally watched Star Wars with you if you had offered.