The Oreggeknaxx Trail: An Educational [Mini Phalla] for Zeticulon Children Ages 10 and Up!

The Ender

CRIME DOES NOT PAY

...Entry 1...

MRTLICIOUS has traveled the UNDERHANDED ROAD and STOLE 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from CORVIDAE.

MRTLICIOUS's WANTED LEVEL has INCREASED to 3 DREDDs.


...Entry 2...

MRTLICIOUS HAS DIED. A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH led by BEDLAM took IMMEDIATE ACTION, arresting the CRIMINAL and FREEZING HIM IN CARBONITE.

BEDLAM has EARNED 10 SPACEMON TOKENS for LEADING THE BANDWAGON TO A JUST END.


...Entry 3...

PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


...Entry 4...

KIME was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


...Entry 5...

LOSERFORHIREX was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


...Entry 6...

STEVER777 was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


...Entry 7...

THE ANONYMOUS was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


...Entry 8...

LUCEDES lost 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to a TRILLIBITTIANIUM NOMMER INFESTATION.


...Entry 9...

LUCEDES HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


...Entry 10...

A FOUL SMELLING MOUND of BLOOD AND BONES was discovered on board.


...Entry 11...

PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


...Entry 12...

YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE TAU CETI OUTPOST!

Here you may EXTRACT SOME SPACEMON TOKENS from your BANK via the ATM MACHINE to PURCHASE SPACE PARTS for the PERILOUS JOURNEY AHEAD or PURCHASE A BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONAL PROTECTION or SPACE HUNTING.

The next leg of the TREK will bring the ship to the GLIESE 86 DYSON SPHERE. You will need to CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to avoid being DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACH on the way there.

STORE:

SPACE PARTS: 5 PARTS PER 10 TOKENS

BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR: 20 TOKENS

THE DEAD

Lucedes
Phyphor
MRTLICIOUS (Vote)

Capfalcon

Well.

Huh.

lonelyahava

yeah, that' sabout what I said, Falcon.

I have no idea.

Void Slayer

Okay people who threw FLESHY PINK BRAINS out the AIRLOCK... are you the MEKKLARTHIANs?

In any case I will first EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the BANK by typing my PIN into the ATM MACHINE.

Alegis

In space Africa people are starving yet people are throwing brains out of the goddamn window

I'll start with kimeeee

I EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON CREDITS from the ATM bank using the correct SPACEMON CREDIT RETRIEVING PROCEDURE while not letting the guy behind me SEE ME TYPING IN MY SECRET PIN CODE

GUYS I only got 212 brains left, can someone spare a few? I only need 88 for now

Alegis

using my SPACEMON CREDITS I purchase at the store: 1x BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 5x SPACE PARTS

Void Slayer

What does a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR do?

MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

The Ender

Void Slayer wrote:

What does a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR do?

MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

IMAGINE every MOLECULE in your BODY exploding at THE SPEED OF LIGHT

lonelyahava

I will TYPE IN MY PIN INTO THE ATM WHILE MAKING SURE THAT NOBODY CAN READ IT and i will WITHDRAW 60 TOKENS from the ATM MACHINE and HIDE THEM IN MY LOCKED PURSE IN MY BRA.

i see no limit on how many tokens that can be withdrawn, so why not buy double what the store sells!

I will PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 DISRUPTOR THING for 20 TOKENS as my CLEAVAGE has CONVINCED THE STOREKEEPER that I AM ATTRACTIVE AND WORTH THE DISCOUNT.

but then, who knows when you're going to need more tokens...

I will RETURN TO MY CABIN, UNLOCK THE DOOR, ENTER THE CABIN, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME. I WILL OPEN MY REFRIGERATED CONTAINER AND CONSUME 300 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

corvidae

being quite the wealthy space-citizen back home, my atm account is overflowing with spacemon tokens. after carefully making sure no one is observing me, i enter my pin code into the atm and remove the modest sum of 100 tokens. after that, i will head to the store to purchase one
BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 30 space parts for 80 of the aforementioned tokens. i will put my remaining 20 tokens into my space-pocket.

afterwards, i will head back to the ship disarm my room security system, consume 300 of my delicious fleshy brains, re-arm my room security system, lock the door, close the blinds.

and then i will familiarize myself with the workings of the BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR.


nevermind... i didn't see the front page had been edited.

great, no brains, no money. i guess i can do nothing.

corvidae

so where did my brains go?

kime

Void Slayer wrote:

MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

THE ENDERS already ANSWERED this QUESTION. USE of the BATHROOM is not ADVISABLE

I STEAL a DISRUPTOR from the STORE, only to DISCOVER that I ACCIDENTALLY stole a TOOBRUSH

OOPS

3clipse

kime we need those FLESH PINK BRAINS

I will WITHDRAW 40 SPACEMON TOKENS and PURCHASE 10 SPACE PARTS as well as a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR so that I may hunt SPACE BUFFALO

I then WITHDRAW an additional 60 SPACEMON TOKENS and withdraw to my CABIN, locking the DOOR and making sure that my FLESHY PINK BRAINS are secure in the SPACE PIGGY BANK within my CABIN.

kime

For those CURIOUS, AIRLOCK SHENANIGANS are how TRUE OREGGEKNAXX WARRIORS consume FLESHY BRAINS

but you already KNOW this, RIGHT?

3clipse

And by kime I mean kime

kime

I will trade FLESHY BRAINS for SPACEMON TOKENS

3clipse

Your mom trades PINK FLESHY BRAINS for SPACEMON TOKENS!

Lucedes

oooOOooOOOoOOOoOOOOO

~~~~

OOOoOOoOOOOOOoOOOoOO

LoserForHireX

I will EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the ATM while using 3 OF MY ARMS to cover the PIN PAD so that no one can see my PIN CODE. I will go to the store and purchase ONE BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONALO DEFENSE and SPACE HUNTING AND 5 SPACE PARTS.

I will then retire to my cabin and open the lock on my EXTRADIMENSIONAL REFRIGERATION UNIT and take out 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS which I will then SAUTEE with wilted SPACE GREENS. I will open a bottle of SPACE WINE and CONSUME the 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

LoserForHireX

also, I'm kind of worried about the fact that it seems like a random group of people were seen throwing out the brains. yet at the same time, we were not consumed by our own stomachs.

Alegis

I need 88 braaaaaains. I'll give you a space part for them

wait excuse me that should be:

I REQUIRE 88 more FLESHY BRAINS. TRADING said BRAINS for SPACE PARTS is an OPPORTUNITY not to be MISSED.

Bedlam

lonelyahava asked nicely to be voted off yesterday. I wish that she be exiled in the least violent way possible.

I remove 50 SPACE TOKENS from my bank account. I purchase 1 set of 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR leaving me with 20 tokens to put in my SECURE SPACE WALLET.

I am offering a trade of 10 space tokens for the 300 brains I require consumation of.

Alegis

deal.

I WILL TRADE 5 of my SPACE PARTS for 88 FLESHY BRAINS provided by JDARKSUN

AFTER THE TRADE I WILL CONSUME 300 FLESHY BRAINS (REMOVING ANY SAFETY ETC) TO SATIATE MY STOMACH

Capfalcon

So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?

kime

Capfalcon wrote: »

So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?

I already DESCRIBED the REASON and am SUSPICIOUS of those who DID NOT

WHY do you not FOLLOW OREGGEKNAXX ANATOMY?

3clipse

Do the brains need to be consumed today (i.e., have we left for the Dyson Sphere today)?

kime

Speaking of BRAINS, I CONSUME 300 FLESHY BRAINS, returning the others to the safety of my PERSONAL VORTEX

Bedlam

please dont let me starve

kime

Bedlam wrote: »

please dont let me starve

I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS

Bedlam

kime wrote:

Bedlam wrote: »

please dont let me starve

I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS

do you agree to my ten token offer?

Void Slayer

Well i guess that we could throw LOSERFORHIREX out the AIRLOCK with the FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

I will consume 300 units of FLESHY PINK BRAINS then buy 15 SPACE PARTS with 30 SPACEMON tokens.

kime

Bedlam wrote: »

kime wrote:

Bedlam wrote: »

please dont let me starve

I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS

do you agree to my ten token offer?

15 and we have a deal

Bedlam

BEDLAM accepts the 15 TOKEN offer to KIME in exchange for his 300 JUICY BRAINS for consumption tonight.

kime

I ACCEPT the TRADE with BEDLAM that he just MENTIONED

Capfalcon

What's a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY?

Also, Kime for wasting perfectly good brains and not holding on to them to become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY upon our return to OREGGEKNAXX.

Also, also, WITHDRAW my SPACEMON tokens, PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS, and CONSUME 300 UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

kime

How AMUSING, CAPFALCON thinks I am not ALREADY DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY

Capfalcon

kime wrote:

How AMUSING, CAPFALCON thinks I am not ALREADY DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY

Are you SAYING too much MONEY actually EXISTS, KIME?

Or should I SAY, KIME-TRON?

Spoiler:

No, I probably shouldn't.

The Ender

Capfalcon wrote:

What's a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY?

The MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY is an ILLEGAL WEAPON under CHARTER VII of the NEO-THERMODYNMICS CONVENTION. It causes INSTANT VAPORIZATION.

The Ender

corvidae wrote:

so where did my brains go?

Your FLESHY PINK BRAINS were STOLEN by the UNDERHANDED CROOK, MRTLICIOUS.

Fortunately the CRIMINAL was then FROZEN IN CARBONITE, thus SOLVING THE PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL.

LoserForHireX

I will GATHER UP the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that belonged to MRTLICIOUS. I will also place the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that were once the property of LUCEDES and PHYPHOR.

If this works Corvidae, I would like to return your brains. If this works with the rest of the brains, I think that we should determine a fair split on them.