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A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
edited April 2012 in Social Entropy++
So this movie just came out and it is all kinds of rad.

Basically some kids, pictured below, go to a cabin. It's in the woods. Then things happen! It's pretty dang awesome, and even better if you go in not knowing anything about it. Seriously. Don't look at reviews, as they are viper pits full of spoilers, and just go see it.

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People discussing the movie, if there are any, PLEASE USE SPOILERS.


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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    is this a horror movie?
    that poster makes me think it is

    I haven't really seen many horror movies

    maybe I will start?

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    It's more a deconstruction of them, containing elements of parody as well as straight horror elements. I guess that would be the best way to put it.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    It's more a deconstruction of them, containing elements of parody as well as straight horror elements. I guess that would be the best way to put it.

    so like a Wes Craven style or?

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    well okay then

    I have decided to go see this

    is it in wide release?

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    It is in wide release.

    Wimble - Broader than that. It even deconstructs his style a bit.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I was gonna see it this weekend

    then someone pissed of Thor and the sky tried to kill us

    so I am seeing it next weekend

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Will this movie scare the poop out of me?

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    first The Raid and now this, and then the Avengers

    this is going to be a great summer for movies

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I have heard good things. I will likely see this.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Will this movie scare the poop out of me?

    How easily do you scare and what are your dietary habits?


    Real answer - My wife gets scared by literally everything and she was ok.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    It is in wide release.

    Wimble - Broader than that. It even deconstructs his style a bit.

    so broader but in that style? That sounds great. Will try to catch this movie!

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Will this movie scare the poop out of me?

    How easily do you scare and what are your dietary habits?


    Real answer - My wife gets scared by literally everything and she was ok.

    Cool,

    because I'm a pussy.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I still gotta see this movie

    Gotta see it with my brain that is too full of horror knowledge

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    oh yeah? Well, tlb, if youse so brain-full, howsabouts youse tells me where the call came from?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    this was a pretty good movie
    can't wait for the sequel

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    this was a pretty good movie
    can't wait for the sequel
    Ha. Ha. Ha.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    oh yeah? Well, tlb, if youse so brain-full, howsabouts youse tells me where the call came from?

    inside the house

    or, if you are in canada during christmas, also inside the house

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Will this movie scare the poop out of me?

    it really won't

    I'd classify it mainly as a comedy with some thriller elements, the horror is very subdued

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    This is a really fun movie. Totally worth seeing in the theatre

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also I need to compare this movie to behind the mask

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    this was a pretty good movie
    can't wait for the sequel
    Ha. Ha. Ha.
    no, really

    the entire movie I was thinking that if cavemen managed to lock these dudes up, we can deal with them

    then I saw a Wrath of the Titans poster on the way out and realized that is basically what the sequel would be

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I absolutely loved this movie.

    I still can't stop thinking about little details of it. I need to see it again.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    wanna see this

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    It's more a deconstruction of them, containing elements of parody as well as straight horror elements. I guess that would be the best way to put it.

    so like a Wes Craven style or?

    think scream but A) about horror tropes in general and not just slashers and B) funny as a motherfucker

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dux wrote: »
    Will this movie scare the poop out of me?

    it really won't

    I'd classify it mainly as a comedy with some thriller elements, the horror is very subdued
    Cool, cool.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    also I need to compare this movie to behind the mask

    @the lovely bastard bigger budget behind the mask but also much much broader
    also much more critical of the genre and its fans[/spoiler

    MAJOR SPOILERS
    i love that the whole movie is YEAH HERE'S YOUR STUPID SHIT TAHT HAS TO BE IN A HORROR MOVIE OR PEOPLE WHINE YOU ARE THE ELDER GODS

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    It's more a deconstruction of them, containing elements of parody as well as straight horror elements. I guess that would be the best way to put it.

    so like a Wes Craven style or?

    think scream but A) about horror tropes in general and not just slashers and B) funny as a motherfucker

    sounds great!

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    spoilers for a joke that's in the credits/moment towards the end
    the not-pinhead guy is credited as FORNICUS LORD OF BONDAGE AND PAIN

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    spoilers for a joke that's in the credits/moment towards the end
    the not-pinhead guy is credited as FORNICUS LORD OF BONDAGE AND PAIN

    That was good some good shit,

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Good job, zombie arm.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    honestly I didn't even know cabin in the woods was a comedy

    knowing this kinda ruins a bit of it for me

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    spoilers for a joke that's in the credits/moment towards the end
    the not-pinhead guy is credited as FORNICUS LORD OF BONDAGE AND PAIN

    oh man I wish I stayed for the credits now
    I loved how when everything was going to shit, he just silently stepped out of the elevator

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    I was really hoping the
    sexy witches

    would show up.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    honestly I didn't even know cabin in the woods was a comedy

    knowing this kinda ruins a bit of it for me

    it's a comedy in the same way behind the mask is

    it's still a horror movie, but the horror is played for laughs/in a nudge nudge "remember that? yeah? TROPES!" way instead of just being OH FUCK WATCH OUT

    also whiteboard pic (spoilers!)

    http://i.imgur.com/BQaLg.jpg

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Hah! Sugar Plum Fairy. Although I really want to know what Kevin is.

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    honestly I didn't even know cabin in the woods was a comedy

    knowing this kinda ruins a bit of it for me

    it's a comedy in the same way behind the mask is

    it's still a horror movie, but the horror is played for laughs/in a nudge nudge "remember that? yeah? TROPES!" way instead of just being OH FUCK WATCH OUT

    also whiteboard pic (spoilers!)

    http://i.imgur.com/BQaLg.jpg

    I haven't seen Behind the Mask but the horror in the film are well done horror scenes, and I am sure with your tome of knowledge TLB you would enjoy every Ode to Horror that this movie has.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Hah! Sugar Plum Fairy. Although I really want to know what Kevin is.
    sugar plum fairy is the music box/little girl with the lamprey mouth combo

    the "choices" they almost made (plus count marty moving towards the films) were The Bride (locket on the dress), Merman (conch), FORNICUS LORD OF BONDAGE AND PAIN (the sphere), sugar plum fairy (music box) and then the redneck zombies

    kevin sounds like it'd just be a jason joke

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I really wonder what the film was. Maybe the masked people?

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Also the intro scene is now my favorite scene.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Hah! Sugar Plum Fairy. Although I really want to know what Kevin is.
    sugar plum fairy is the music box/little girl with the lamprey mouth combo

    the "choices" they almost made (plus count marty moving towards the films) were The Bride (locket on the dress), Merman (conch), FORNICUS LORD OF BONDAGE AND PAIN (the sphere), sugar plum fairy (music box) and then the redneck zombies

    kevin sounds like it'd just be a jason joke
    I kinda was hoping it'd be Kevin from the American Office.

    Oh, and the '98 American failure. Anyone have a guess what it's a reference to, if anything? Sounded like The Faculty to me.

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