facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
So.. I may be misremembering.... but,.......
so in eighth grade we had 15 minutes before a period for "indepedent reading" time, basically 15 minutes of silence to read whatever we wanted. every class did it, mine happened to conveniently be right before English. Our English teacher that year also organized a donated mini-library in the back of her classroom, and a lot of us gave books for it.
So this kid (who, some time later after he was transferred to military academy, I belatedly would come to realize was my first crush~) found a joke book in the library and started reading it, then started laughing hysterically at how bad the jokes were and decided he was going to interrupt the silence to tell us some of the jokes.
We died laughing at his telling of them. It became a recurring thing in that class. Even the teacher loved it.
And.... I'm pretty sure it was that very hamburger joke book. Like. My memory is bad, but it's about 90% positive.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I hate my math calendar. Today is a big trigonometry question and I would love to dig into it, but the answer is 31, I know it, you know it, the fucking calendar knows it, so why go through the charade of doing out the work?
I hate my math calendar. Today is a big trigonometry question and I would love to dig into it, but the answer is 31, I know it, you know it, the fucking calendar knows it, so why go through the charade of doing out the work?
I hate my math calendar. Today is a big trigonometry question and I would love to dig into it, but the answer is 31, I know it, you know it, the fucking calendar knows it, so why go through the charade of doing out the work?
Maybe the calendar did that for the first couple of months and then stopped!
I hate my math calendar. Today is a big trigonometry question and I would love to dig into it, but the answer is 31, I know it, you know it, the fucking calendar knows it, so why go through the charade of doing out the work?
It's the journey, not the destination.
You don't get full credit unless you show your work.
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Let's pretend for just a second that I am some sort of idiot that never did calculus or trigonometry, in fact, I might have even dropped out of high school, and am having trouble figuring out how to do that problem. The theta represents an angle, yeah?
March 3rd - Apollo program: NASA launches Apollo 9 to test the lunar module. 3*3 = 9. Apollo has 6 letters. 6/2 = 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
March 3: 3/3. Apollo: six letters, three syllables, 6=3*2, 2 denotes a sequel. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
"Lunar Module" - "Mod"? ROT13 of "Lunar" is "Yhane", y is similar to an upside-down lamda, so let's read it upside-down. "ǝuɐɥʎ" - "λμgua"? The Mugua River flows through Hualien Country for 42km - Hualien, 42, λ? Half-Life 3 confirmed to include a H2G2 mod.
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so in eighth grade we had 15 minutes before a period for "indepedent reading" time, basically 15 minutes of silence to read whatever we wanted. every class did it, mine happened to conveniently be right before English. Our English teacher that year also organized a donated mini-library in the back of her classroom, and a lot of us gave books for it.
So this kid (who, some time later after he was transferred to military academy, I belatedly would come to realize was my first crush~) found a joke book in the library and started reading it, then started laughing hysterically at how bad the jokes were and decided he was going to interrupt the silence to tell us some of the jokes.
We died laughing at his telling of them. It became a recurring thing in that class. Even the teacher loved it.
And.... I'm pretty sure it was that very hamburger joke book. Like. My memory is bad, but it's about 90% positive.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
And couldn't they have found a shorter word than 'abbreviate'?
Why isn't a building called a built?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Island Name: Felinefine
That's... more accurate than I care to admit
But man, the amount of generic office humor is staggering.
I will not say you have a case of The Mondays.
I will not say you have a case of The Mondays.
I will not say you have a case of The Mondays.
I like, fully expect one of the future days on this calendar to be a dictionary definition styled description of The Mondays.
What does this mean for those of us with desks that look post-apocalyptic
I'm guessing that means you have nice clean drawers.
To a meat ball!
Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!
Why do burgers run the gauntlets?
To test their meattle!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the "lamb," where did it go?
Oh, "ewe" know!
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the lam, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germany!
What is the hamburger's motto?
If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
What happened to the pilot who flew into a 4,000-pound mountain of meat?
He got grounded!
How was the hamburger murdered?
First it was "rolled," then smothered in onions!
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's pan-demonium!
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Medium burgers!
....or we've run out of drawers.
That's my jam!
But so good it should be preserved for posterity.
Employee Evaluation: "He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them."
It's the journey, not the destination.
Maybe the calendar did that for the first couple of months and then stopped!
Probably not, though.
You don't get full credit unless you show your work.
Island Name: Felinefine
It's hard to write out on the forums so I snapped a pic too...
I'll leave the proof to your imaginations but if my 10 year old kid can get every question right then maybe rethink the format of your calendar!
That is the tiniest trigonometry problem.
so, (2sin squared * theta + 2cosin squared * theta) squared
plus
(3sin squared * theta + 3cosin squared * theta) cubed
How do?
How could the answer be 31?
Or are trigonomic functions of theta all conveniently whole numbers?
2^2 = 4
3 sin^2 theta + 3 cos^2 theta = 3
3^3 = 27
27 + 4 = 31
Oh, that makes that a LOT simpler.
So the answer is the day of the month? I hope that's not true for every problem in the calendar, or else HOW FUCKING BORING.
Theta is used a lot like x is in equations, as a variable for an angle.
Every single day of every single month the answer is the fricking day of the month.
Nobody ever said it was a Hard Math Problem of the Day Calendar.
March 2nd - The Bank of England issues the first one-pound and two-pound banknotes. 1 + 2 = 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
March 3rd - Apollo program: NASA launches Apollo 9 to test the lunar module. 3*3 = 9. Apollo has 6 letters. 6/2 = 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
March 3: 3/3. Apollo: six letters, three syllables, 6=3*2, 2 denotes a sequel. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
"Lunar Module" - "Mod"? ROT13 of "Lunar" is "Yhane", y is similar to an upside-down lamda, so let's read it upside-down. "ǝuɐɥʎ" - "λμgua"? The Mugua River flows through Hualien Country for 42km - Hualien, 42, λ? Half-Life 3 confirmed to include a H2G2 mod.