The idea for this thread came up when
@ComradeBot posted about something called
NationStates, which is a site that takes a very broad picture of your political leanings and creates a nation based upon its meager understanding.
We have all taken a quiz of some sort on the internet when we're bored, but the fun part of taking them is sharing them with other people! That's where this thread comes in; there's a lot of fun things to do on the interwebs, but coordinating them and keeping them out of [chat] or from mucking up other threads is ideal.
This thread is mod approved, but here are some guidelines to keep it open so we can all have a good time:- No breaking any rules laid out in the general forum rules thread. This ought to go without saying, but I'm super cereal about this. Some quizzes have an image at the end for you to share which is inordinately large in size and I don't want them shitting up the thread and getting mods involved when we can just self-police it and post your results in text. Obviously if you check the size and it's acceptable, go ahead, but be careful.
- No linking to sites which have NSFW content. It has generally been acceptable in threads to link NSFW images or sites which are relevant as long as they are heavily tagged as such, but there's really no need for it here. Let's keep it clean.
- Be an adult. It's okay to poke fun at each other, but if Preacher takes a quiz and it declares that he's a libertarian we should obviously be sensitive to the possibility of taking that ribbing too far. This thread was inspired partly from a desire to have more threads in D&D which aren't super controversial or potentially offensive.
- If you post a link to a quiz/test/whatever, you should have already tried it yourself and be able to post your results along with the recommendation, for two reasons. One, it's no fair and no fun for you to discover things about other people before you share, and two, you need to be able to vouch for the external link's integrity and know you aren't sending people to something inappropriate.
- Please post links to things that give you something to share with the thread. A few things that are just fun little games to do on your own are okay, but I'd really like for this thread to spark discussion and that end is best served by things that score you, or put you on a spectrum/sliding scale, or rate you based on how everybody else did.
- ElJeffe specified that a general "internet quizzes" thread is too wide in scope, so I have narrowed it down to politics, because that seems to be a common interest in this subforum.
Any reasonable site is welcome to be suggested, as long as it pertains in some way to politics. Games, quizzes, literacy tests! Anything that is fun to share and talk about.
So, in keeping with the spirit of the guidelines that I myself have established, here is the beautiful Democratic Republic of Joshapalooza, from the above NationStates link:
Yeah well my country is
awesome.
The Republic of Joshapalooza is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports industries.
Crime is well under control. Joshapalooza's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Fuck.
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb
We're right next door to a world superpower whose citizens love to come over and enjoy our legal marijuana. Come at me, bro.
Also, the expression, "I don't give a fuck" is a lot more meaningful in my country.
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My precious free time.
Edit:
Steam: Feriluce
Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
I also just made voting compulsory, declared religion silly, and implemented public security cams everywhere. Let's see what happens!
Also I find it interesting that Feriluce has a total lack of prisons like mine, but crime is higher. Also, public nudity.
EDIT: Maybe crime is higher because the citizens know the cops will be less likely to tackle them.
That sounds about right. :P
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
One of my first issues that came up was regarding nudity laws. Kind of funny how it portrays your responses, in reality even if nudity was okay all the time and any time, you would still have the majority wear clothes in every day activities.
Steam: Feriluce
Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
battletag: Millin#1360
Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
5 minutes after making an account:
Heh, enrich. I turned it down though. Even if it means my economy still sucks, I want those rainforests preserved for future generations of dragons to frolic in god damnit!
Also:
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Keep in mind that I made this country over five years ago, and it got forgotten over four years ago until yesterdayish. So, sadly, it hasn't had my input.
Historically my economic freedoms are the only thing to ever really "vary" on a day to day basis, and while Storminea is typically defined as a "Libertarian Police State" it has also spent time as a "Benevolent Dictatorship" and as "Iron Fist Socialists".
1 in 5 of mine are from Capital Punishment
1 in 4 people are murdered.
Th other 57% of the rest of the population can expect to die from old age. So, you know... half the people you know will eventually get killed by the mob (did I mention I once turned a blind eye to the mob for money? Because I totally turned a blind eye to the mob for money) OR will be thrown to the ravenous coyote packs that roam the countryside.
In case anyone ever doubted I was from Texas...
But, you know... mob. Coyotes. You gotta make sure you're not part of the 43%.
The Free Land of Quebec 2013
“Opportunité,Liberté,Justice”
Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:Superb
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Balder
The Free Land of Quebec 2013 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jean with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.164 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvelle Quebec. The average income tax rate is 21%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining industries.
The nation leads Balder in per capita stalking, nude art is becoming wildly popular, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is well under control. Quebec 2013's national animal is the orignal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the piasse.
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Geez, my country sounds like a haven for perverts doesn't it?
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
81% of my population dies from old age.
13& from Acts of God
6% get Lost in the Wilderness
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Figured I'd pick a national animal that we won't accidentally wipe out.
If my social policies have any effect, they fucking will.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I didn't want this!
I wanted something more reasonable, like a 90% marginal tax rate.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Hmm.
I'm not sure that 'frolic' is the correct word for what the pox does in the... err... 'lush forests'.
That's deep
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This is a new country I created a few minutes ago for comparison:
The size of your government seems to have decreased somewhat. It makes me wonder what changes on this thing when you're not babysitting it.
Also, the only two ways that people die in Rhesia are old age (89%) and being lost in the wilderness (11%).
One I made just now:
I'm not sure what it says that not much has changed.
Depending on the circumstances, particularly with regard to mental well-being, the two are not mutually exclusive.
The Free Lands of Davidsdurions.
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Very Good
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Davidsdurions's national animal is the Pit bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bitbill.