I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.
front pocket 4 lyfe
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.
I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?
I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.
I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?
I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.
I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?
Pickpockets work by misdirection. If they bump into you and grab what's in your back pocket you lose it and that's it. Apollo Robbins is a good example of someone using misdirection to pickpocket.
I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.
I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?
Pickpockets work by misdirection. If they bump into you and grab what's in your back pocket you lose it and that's it. Apollo Robbins is a good example of someone using misdirection to pickpocket.
I recently lost my wallet, with all my ID. Getting a Birth Card Replacement is horrible.... Apparently I need a Guarrentor to vouch that I'm me, but it has to be someone from a certain proffession, like a Mayor, or an Accountant, or a Doctor...
I'm a complete homebody, and haven't seen a doctor or dentist in forever (also, very cheap, and take good care of my teeth). Thankfully, the government hotline just said I could use my dentist's name, as long as they have me on record as a patient for over two years, at any time.
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front pocket 4 lyfe
but they're listening to every word I say
I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?
You've made a mortal enemy today, my friend... Of course I'm so old I'll be dead soon so you're mostly safe.
i have a large collection of jnco jeans yes
You can always haunt the shit out of her.
Satans..... hints.....
Pickpockets work by misdirection. If they bump into you and grab what's in your back pocket you lose it and that's it. Apollo Robbins is a good example of someone using misdirection to pickpocket.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
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I'm a complete homebody, and haven't seen a doctor or dentist in forever (also, very cheap, and take good care of my teeth). Thankfully, the government hotline just said I could use my dentist's name, as long as they have me on record as a patient for over two years, at any time.
WoW
Dear Satan.....
Yeah but we don't put up with any of that fruit pie bullshit
Double dare
This Ain't Super Sloppy Double Dare: A XXX Parody
Maybe it should be