[chat] for real

Podly

you're always saying the wrong thing at the right time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlrDwS8vl08

Podly

son, chances go round
the same people that you meet grown up
you meet the same old faces coming down

Harry Dresden

Hillary Clinton [chat]

Mazzyx

So meatless Monday is a go today.

Breakfast was bagel, cream cheese, and a banana.

Lunch was veggie Indian food from Trader Joes.

Dinner is spaghetti with a vodka sauce and spinach.

Evil Multifarious

go back to amsterdam

Podly

if you're gonna boast
boast around somebody that has what you have
don't make your own brothers and sisters feel bad

Casual

Mazzyx wrote: »

So meatless Monday is a go today.

Breakfast was bagel, cream cheese, and a banana.

Lunch was veggie Indian food from Trader Joes.

Dinner is spaghetti with a vodka sauce and spinach.

i should probably do this

but damn if i dont like me some meat

y2jake215

Meatless Monday's are ok but what I really love is Waterboy Wednesdays

Enc

Meatless Monday.

Two terrible things coming together at the worst possible time.

override367

Harry Dresden wrote: »

Hillary Clinton [chat]

11 hours of questions about anime

Podly

listen
as long as you live
whether you're with me or not
be for real

be
for
real

Preacher

Harry Dresden wrote: »

Hillary Clinton [chat]

Nah it's just turn into a discussion on some obscure liberal policy no one actually gives a shit about.

Podly

(this [chat] is dedicated to how i should regard the proselytization of jeff mills)

P10

it is important that we know how our POTUS-hopefuls feel about anime

Enc

Preacher wrote: »

Harry Dresden wrote: »

Hillary Clinton [chat]

Nah it's just turn into a discussion on some obscure liberal policy no one actually gives a shit about.

Let me tell you about taking agency in preventing gentrification with metropolitan comprehensive plans through infrastructure renewal and elimination of police selective enforcement policies.

Harry Dresden

P10 wrote: »

it is important that we know how our POTUS-hopefuls feel about anime

Pro-Pokemon or anti. These are the real questions.

RonaldoTheGypsy

Let me clear up a misconception.

I don't hate corgis. They're okay. But I prefer boxers. Dogs with class.

Element Brian

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

Harry Dresden

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Let me clear up a misconception.

I don't hate corgis. They're okay. But I prefer boxers. Dogs with class.

@Casual

firewaterword

override367 wrote: »

Harry Dresden wrote: »

Hillary Clinton [chat]

11 hours of questions about anime

Preacher

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

I believe the preferred way to leave that situation is to itch your junk and ask her when she's getting out of your car.

Enc

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

Is it an affair or are you interested in re-hooking up?

Casual

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Let me clear up a misconception.

I don't hate corgis. They're okay. But I prefer boxers. Dogs with class.

well F U too buddy

BronzeKoopa

Okay I'm trying to remember this TV show I watched as a kid on Nickelodeon. It was about some family going camping and driving their jeep into alternate dimension with dinosaurs and dino humanoids. And there was this hot cave woman that helps them. And crystals were important for some reason they were always fighting the dino dudes for it since it powers up what little tech they had before being lost in this dimension like flashlights and stuff.

Harry Dresden

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

Asking for a friend.

Deebaser

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Okay I'm trying to remember this TV show I watched as a kid on Nickelodeon. It was about some family going camping and driving their jeep into alternate dimension with dinosaurs and dino humanoids. And there was this hot cave woman that helps them. And crystals were important for some reason they were always fighting the dino dudes for it since it powers up what little tech they had before being lost in this dimension like flashlights and stuff.

land of the lost.

Preacher

Deebaser wrote: »

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Okay I'm trying to remember this TV show I watched as a kid on Nickelodeon. It was about some family going camping and driving their jeep into alternate dimension with dinosaurs and dino humanoids. And there was this hot cave woman that helps them. And crystals were important for some reason they were always fighting the dino dudes for it since it powers up what little tech they had before being lost in this dimension like flashlights and stuff.

land of the lost.

Land of... GOD DAMN IT!

Also was an ABC show originally not Nickelodeon.

Powerpuppies

Casual wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Let me clear up a misconception.

I don't hate corgis. They're okay. But I prefer boxers. Dogs with class.

well F U too buddy

have you considered getting some class

finishing school or whatever?

P10

maybe in my lifetime, when asked what t.v shows they watch, a presidential candidate will have the courage to speak for the people and say "One-Punch Man"

Powerpuppies

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

hot cave woman that helps them

@Hakkekage ayla sighting

Bogart

Watching an old West Wing. A Republican is mad that the Democrats are playing games with the debt ceiling.

A different time.

Solomaxwell6

Harry Dresden wrote: »

P10 wrote: »

it is important that we know how our POTUS-hopefuls feel about anime

Pro-Pokemon or anti. These are the real questions.

If only we could go back to the Herman Cain glory days.

y2jake215

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

Tuck and roll grandma!!

Casual

Powerpuppies wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Let me clear up a misconception.

I don't hate corgis. They're okay. But I prefer boxers. Dogs with class.

well F U too buddy

have you considered getting some class

finishing school or whatever?

*throws a bottle at PP*

Harry Dresden

BronzeKoopa wrote: »

Okay I'm trying to remember this TV show I watched as a kid on Nickelodeon. It was about some family going camping and driving their jeep into alternate dimension with dinosaurs and dino humanoids. And there was this hot cave woman that helps them. And crystals were important for some reason they were always fighting the dino dudes for it since it powers up what little tech they had before being lost in this dimension like flashlights and stuff.

You'd like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-X9fvdHOs

Mazzyx

I like vegetarian food.

I don't mind the cut back on cost reducing meat intake does.

If I went veggie I believe my doctors would question my sanity. I got issues processing iron as is.

Element Brian

Preacher wrote: »

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

I believe the preferred way to leave that situation is to itch your junk and ask her when she's getting out of your car.

Evil Multifarious

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

i believe the accepted protocol is: go in for the kiss, hesitate with a confused look on your face that instantly betrays your secret longing and regret, then kiss her for too long and say "I luh... I'll... see you later" and be unable to look away, making sure your breath is a little quick and shaky

Element Brian

Enc wrote: »

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

Is it an affair or are you interested in re-hooking up?

i went i mean in that hypothetical situation i'd probably just be hanging out with her because i needed someone to talk to about life problems i've been having and then we end up boning because we still find each other really attractive

Harry Dresden

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Element Brian wrote: »

so lets say you hypothetically sleep with your ex last friday night and then she asks if you'll give her a ride to work so she doesn't have to take the bus downtown (and you can also have time for morning sex)

when you drop her off, how do you say bye

like normally i'd i mean you'd kiss her and say bye

but in that situation is it ok to just like..kinda do a little wave and say see ya later?

i believe the accepted protocol is: go in for the kiss, hesitate with a confused look on your face that instantly betrays your secret longing and regret, then kiss her for too long and say "I luh... I'll... see you later" and be unable to look away, making sure your breath is a little quick and shaky

For this dramatization Element Brian will be played by Michael Fassbender and the ex will be played by Penelope Cruz.

firewaterword

Paul Rudd's "I'm gonna fart my way into that snatch" line from the new wet hot american summer might be the best line ever written for TV.