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Humanity has jumped the shark

HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of AuRegistered User regular
edited April 2007 in Singularity Engine++
I read a lot of letters to the editor. I enjoy reading the ramblings of the generally ignorant masses trying to scribble their addled thoughts on paper and get them printed by the local news. I've seen a lot of stupid during my time reading these things. Not just things I have differing opinions on. I can live with that. I'm talking about people saying things so stupid, it just makes you feel numb inside. I present you with this letter written by Ms. Connie M. Meskimen of Hot Springs, Arkansas. We are all doomed.

Daylight exacerbates warning

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two. This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they ? Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.
CONNIE M. MESKIMEN / Hot Springs



http://www.nwanews.com/adg/Editorial/187608

TL;DR: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ADDS MORE SUNLIGHT TO EARTH CAUSING THE GLOBAL WARMING EFFECT!

Yes folks, by adjusting clocks an hour ahead a month earlier this year, we actually added 1 hour of sunlight to the earth for that longer period. Daylight savings time is causing more solar rays to hit the earth, thus causing warming. The liberal congress can now control how much sunlight a given spot on the earth receives in an effort to promote their anti-industrial global warming agenda. Next, terrorist leader Destro Bin Laden of the Al-Ja Cobra cell will create a Weather Dominator to control us all and then make out with the Baroness.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Fucking liberals.

    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    I like sharks.

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  • SharpieSharpie Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I am twitching here. Too much stupid.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh yea this is what makes humanity jump the shark?

    not eels in the ass

    or cock severing

    or mrhands

    the fox dildo?

    oh no its this one

    =/

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Logic only a woman could use

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    women, bad at directions and also global conspiracy

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2007
    Why would they publish that.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    Why would they publish that.

    Because it's really fucking funny?

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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    oh yea this is what makes humanity jump the shark?

    not eels in the ass

    or cock severing

    or mrhands

    the fox dildo?

    oh no its this one

    =/


    Or the guy who died from horse-fucking?
    Or the guy who drowned in elephant shit?

    Humanity has been jumping sharks since we hopped out of the pond.

    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Impressive.

    Call the ninja Turtles!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    Why would they publish that.

    A newspaper so fair and balanced, it even publishes the ramblings of complete morons.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Is there a reply to it? Because I doubt something stupid like that would be allowed to stand un-harrassed.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Wevs wrote: »
    Why would they publish that.

    Because it's really fucking funny?

    Probably the most intelligent letter they received from conservative nutjobs.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    this is actually pretty fucking funny

    shit, I'm going to adjust the hands on my Personal Portable Chronographic Time-Controller right now so I can sleep in a bit more.

    It's a pretty sweet one, too. It's a Fossil.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, if I heard a dumb bitch say something like this, I would tell anyone who would listen.

    These guys just have a better way of getting the word out.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh wow

    uh


    wow

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    More hard evidence that women are batshit insane.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They fuck their cousins down in Arkansas.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Hahahahahaha

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This is the most retarded conspiracy I have ever heard.


    And I spent most of last night reading up on retarded conspiracy theories.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the best conspiracy theories are the zionists

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    For "the hottest March ever" I sure was fucking cold.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Is there a reply to it? Because I doubt something stupid like that would be allowed to stand un-harrassed.

    I've written three replies so far and can't send them because they're far to insulting, even for me. I'm actually amazed that anyone this stupid could survive long enough to be able to write something like this.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arkansas? Shit.

    That's where most of my family's from.




    ...explains a lot, really.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    For "the hottest March ever" I sure was fucking cold.

    Welcome to WA State.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It seemed to stupid to be true

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    For "the hottest March ever" I sure was fucking cold.

    My "hottest March ever" consisted of a blizzard that dropped nearly a foot of snow and about a week and a half of near zero temperatures.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    It seemed to stupid to be true

    Has Krieger Von Vergultung started a trend were we all leave one grammatical mistake in every post?

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    It seemed to stupid to be true

    Has Krieger Von Vergultung started a trend were we all leave one grammatical mistake in every post?

    Man, I hope not,

    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    For "the hottest March ever" I sure was fucking cold.

    Welcome to WA State.

    Hey.

    It was fucking colder in SD.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.

    So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    God damnit. I'm home sick from work and my DVD-RW just decided to take a shit on itself. Now I cannot play any games to pass the time.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    there are plenty of games you can play without a disk, mani

    be creative

    here, go play Shock Defense for a while

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.

    So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?

    Did you take your cockbag pills today or something? He assumes lawyers are smart in paragraph four, and by the end shows nothing but it maybe 1) fake 2) satire 3) from a retarded person. Lord Dave, I expect better from you.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    It seemed to stupid to be true

    Has Krieger Von Vergultung started a trend were we all leave one grammatical mistake in every post?

    oh you're one of those guys

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