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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i'm really liking how he doesn't painstakingly spell everything out, but gives you enough information to suss things out for yourself

    not even on major plot points, even on stuff like background and setting

    at first i was all 'deCom? mimint? what?'

    and he never specifically goes and says decommisioners or military machine intelligence

    i just wish the dude could write a less awkward sex scene, that's the thing that bugged me about altered carbon and it contines to bug me in woken furies

    he really seems to like doing it, too

    once in AC, two in BA and i think two in WF

    dude likes text-sex

    two in AC

    once with miriam bancroft, once with kristin ortega

    i mean, cunt is one of my favorite words and all, but maybe the dude could expand his vocabulary when it comes to girlybits

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i would be purple purple tends to win

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    plus it tends to read like a biology lecture

    urgh

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2007
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    okay well you've all lost me

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    argh i am remembering how they read like pornos

    "hello mr kovacs.. i bleed aphrodisiac from my CUNT"

    fuck fuck fuck

    "mr. kovacs.. our physical chemistry is overwhelming.. CUNT"

    fuck fuck fuck

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    edited June 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    i went nuts at the bookstore the other day

    filled the holes in my gibson collection, got woken furies, harlan ellison's slippage, and some bukowski poetry

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    mmmmm cognac neat

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    hey do you have ellison's deathbird stories knob

    probably the single best collection of short stories i have ever read

    e: also i am hella excited for spook country

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    argh i am remembering how they read like pornos

    "hello mr kovacs.. i bleed aphrodisiac from my CUNT"

    fuck fuck fuck

    "mr. kovacs.. our physical chemistry is overwhelming.. CUNT"

    fuck fuck fuck

    i did really like the whole angle where he was all 'uuuurrrrg i want to bone the shit out of ortega' and then he gets out of riker's sleeve and was all, 'goddamnit, i didn't want to bone her at all, stupid riker's body'

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i felt kind of sad

    not a lot of happy endings for kovacs, it seems

    (except maybe the ending of WF which i can't remember)

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    hey do you have ellison's deathbird stories knob

    probably the single best collection of short stories i have ever read

    e: also i am hella excited for spook country

    oh jesus h fucking christshit

    deathbird stories is one of my favorite books and hands down the best short story collection i've read

    WHAT IS WITH YOU AND BEING IN MY HEAD

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i like the whole angle where knob tells me an interesting story

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    whats this book that mentions cunt a whole bunch about?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hey do you have ellison's deathbird stories knob

    probably the single best collection of short stories i have ever read

    e: also i am hella excited for spook country

    oh jesus h fucking christshit

    deathbird stories is one of my favorite books and hands down the best short story collection i've read

    WHAT IS WITH YOU AND BEING IN MY HEAD

    i am starting to think that maybe we shouldn't meet up because then we'd shake hands and melt into flesh-coloured goop like in van damme's masterpiece "timecop"

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    we read short stories in school

    most of them were pretty bad

    so I've sworn off reading

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    we read short stories in school

    most of them were pretty bad

    so I've sworn off reading

    reading and writing is probably my favourite thing about life

    if they hadn't invented literacy i would probably have killed myself a while ago

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I read a short story in high school called "the Coldest Equation" or something to that nature

    I liked that one

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    wren tell me which stories tell me of them

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    reading and writing books is the best thing ever

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    the quadratic equation is so cold i chill things with it

    chillums

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    once there was a young fisherman who spent every day fishing for silverfish

    he was going to take the silver from the silverfishes belly and use it to marry the girl he loved

    but he never caught a silverfish, and he despaired

    so one day he traveled far to consult a wise old sage who was rumored to have been quite the fisherman in his youth

    he traveled far, and he traveled long, and on the edge of death he reached the sage's hut

    and the sage said, 'a silverfish is a bug, not a fish, what are you, defective?'

    and everybody laughed and the fisherman cried because the girl he loved would never marry a retard

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    knob that's very pretty

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I read a short story in high school called "the Coldest Equation" or something to that nature

    I liked that one

    i was sure this was an asimov story but i can't find it so i don't think it is

    maybe it's a niven story

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    that was beauteeful knobbonk

    I will tell a story:

    There was a young boy who had a magical friend. They laughed and played and swam across oceans; flew across mountains. The shock therapy was terrible and the boy developed a brain dysfunction. The doctors did not diagnose it he was unhappy forever.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    wren tell me which stories tell me of them

    I wish I could tell you. I mean if I remembered their names I would sound educated, right? no such luck




    also I do like writing but I realize to be a better writer you need to read a lot of stuff and that seems like not as much fun as other stuff

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    but I like writing essays about stuff, not so much stories. but interesting essays that are better than others on the same subject

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Poor retarded fisherman

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    sometimes i wish i could stop reading

    it would free up around $75 a month i think

    my discount cards keep wearing out

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    wren write a story about a dude is just looking to chillax ok like he doesn't even like girls

    the other guys don't understand!

    with their rippling thighs

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    no no it's all about abs

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    pecs glutes

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my granddad is a big writer guy in his field of expertise and is always doing lectures and stuff and also he was on some arctic explorations and survived the London bombings and worked on trains in africa transporting peanuts. it saddens me to think I'll never be as awesome as he is

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i mean uh i don't exactly get what you're saying

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just like the dong

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wrote this story once about eyebrow gremlins. But I lost it. So I will make up a new one. It will suck.


    Once upon a time, in a far, far away place, there was a cow with no legs. The cow floated in the air, far, far above the wasteland. One day, a man came to the wasteland, bearing a small pie, the last thing that remained of his dead wife. He looked up at the sky...and his eyes filled with tears. For he knew that the sky had been defiled, that things that did not belong there called it home. The cow did not know this, for its brain was incapable of processing anything besides the weight of water molecules. And so, it rained. And the cow knew contentment. The man did not.

    I'm not sure what to write next. I mean, it has a weird beauty to it, I think...

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    my granddad is a big writer guy in his field of expertise and is always doing lectures and stuff and also he was on some arctic explorations and survived the London bombings and worked on trains in africa transporting peanuts. it saddens me to think I'll never be as awesome as he is

    You're grandad is kinda like Scrooge McDuck

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    check out these tripecs

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