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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

    How did it end

    Green on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    well you know what they say about evil lincoln

    Kusuguttai on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    1, 2, 3 pecs

    all in a row

    Meissnerd on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

    How did it end
    She was ejected into space and she died.

    Raneados on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    what I don't get is why he didn't bang her. I mean, who would've known?

    Wren on
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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    is this a poem thread now

    smack my ass and olol my anus
    tell me things like "love will save us"

    Riotcow on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

    How did it end
    She was ejected into space and she died.

    That story never made any sense to me
    Unless your pilot is the guy from The Transporter
    It only makes sense to carry a bit more fuel than you need
    Just in case

    BusterK on
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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wallhitter wrote: »
    I wrote this story once about eyebrow gremlins. But I lost it. So I will make up a new one. It will suck.


    Once upon a time, in a far, far away place, there was a cow with no legs. The cow floated in the air, far, far above the wasteland. One day, a man came to the wasteland, bearing a small pie, the last thing that remained of his dead wife. He looked up at the sky...and his eyes filled with tears. For he knew that the sky had been defiled, that things that did not belong there called it home. The cow did not know this, for its brain was incapable of processing anything besides the weight of water molecules. And so, it rained. And the cow knew contentment. The man did not.

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    aww the transparency is all crapped up

    Anime Owns on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A long time ago, I wrote a story about a cow and a piece of tofu that battled an evil empire. It was pretty fuckin' sweet

    Wallhitter on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

    How did it end
    She was ejected into space and she died.

    That story never made any sense to me
    Unless your pilot is the guy from The Transporter
    It only makes sense to carry a bit more fuel than you need
    Just in case

    well it was also I think like, the extra weight threw off the landing calculations

    Wren on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yeah, it was both, they only had enough fuel for the job because the company that owned the thing or whatever was trying to do it as cheaply as possible

    Raneados on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuel and oxygen and weight and oh my

    Wren on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it was like "you being here ruins the landing calculations and we don't have enough fuel to postpone landing while we recalibrate. You die horribly and painfully or thousands die of starvation"

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    also yeah I think the oxygen was an extra factor, too

    in any case, I liked it

    Raneados on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's about some girl that stows away on a one-person cargo craft IN SPACE and she's either got to be ejected into space alive or the precisely calibrated vehicle will crash and the colony of thousands will die from starvation. It was very cool

    How did it end
    She was ejected into space and she died.

    That story never made any sense to me
    Unless your pilot is the guy from The Transporter
    It only makes sense to carry a bit more fuel than you need
    Just in case

    well it was also I think like, the extra weight threw off the landing calculations
    That didn't make sense either
    So the if the landing was set and the fuel
    Why have a person in their at all
    Who the hell would take that job anyway
    Go through space in a ship you have no control over and if the slightest thing goes wrong along the way
    Your're dead

    BusterK on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That doesn't make sense

    Doesn't the fact that she's on there in the first place irrevocably fuck up the calculations?

    Green on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    i can't feel my eyes

    Kusuguttai on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    That doesn't make sense

    Doesn't the fact that she's on there in the first place irrevocably fuck up the calculations?

    that's pretty obvious. The answer is yes. Seeing as though the whole story was based off that premise

    Raneados on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    That doesn't make sense

    Doesn't the fact that she's on there in the first place irrevocably fuck up the calculations?

    maybe. but keeping her there for the rest of the trip certainly wasn't going to help the chances

    I think it was explained much better in the story

    Wren on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gigglio wrote: »
    wallhitter wrote: »
    I wrote this story once about eyebrow gremlins. But I lost it. So I will make up a new one. It will suck.


    Once upon a time, in a far, far away place, there was a cow with no legs. The cow floated in the air, far, far above the wasteland. One day, a man came to the wasteland, bearing a small pie, the last thing that remained of his dead wife. He looked up at the sky...and his eyes filled with tears. For he knew that the sky had been defiled, that things that did not belong there called it home. The cow did not know this, for its brain was incapable of processing anything besides the weight of water molecules. And so, it rained. And the cow knew contentment. The man did not.

    emot-smith.gif

    aww the transparency is all crapped up
    As I said...it's only the beginning. I'm thinking of making a sequel.

    Wallhitter on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    ahahahahaha holy shit knob

    read this immediately

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The real point of the story was the moral dillema
    Which is valid
    I just thought the circumstances of the example were bad

    BusterK on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't remember the specifics but I remember reading it and thinking "well.. fuck.. she's fucked.. there's no way they can avoid it"

    Raneados on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    That doesn't make sense

    Doesn't the fact that she's on there in the first place irrevocably fuck up the calculations?

    that's pretty obvious. The answer is yes. Seeing as though the whole story was based off that premise

    No, I mean wouldn't shooting her into space be pointless?

    She's been on the ship since it launched

    The trajectory is already fucked by the extra weight no matter what they do

    Green on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    last book i read was these short stories all about high school girls coming of age trying to figure out what it means to be an adult and experiencing love for the first time

    before that was some book about this guy who lives his life obsessed over some married woman he cant have. i picked it cos the foreword related it to some goethe book that i guess had a similar sad story but must have been pretty influential since it apparently led to a number of copycat suicides
    but then i looked at the goethe book and the only english translation of it looked like a bit of a chore so i just took the other book

    it was a kinda whiny book

    Air on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    okay here is a poem

    no wait that's the lyrics to a tiger army song

    Knob on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tonight is going to be good, i think. me and my roommates are getting a keg and prepping the beer pong table in the garage.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i can't feel my eyes

    does this mean they aren't there

    Kusuguttai on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Air wrote: »
    last book i read was these short stories all about high school girls coming of age trying to figure out what it means to be an adult and experiencing love for the first time

    I read a japanese comic like that once

    with sexy results

    Wren on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I read a Japanese sci-fi story where this guy ate his own body

    It was pretty rad

    Green on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Tonight is going to be good, i think. me and my roommates are getting a keg and prepping the beer pong table in the garage.

    i'm going to my high school's graduation

    stupid kids with their ceremonies
    I'm only going because there's a party after

    Kusuguttai on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    That doesn't make sense

    Doesn't the fact that she's on there in the first place irrevocably fuck up the calculations?

    that's pretty obvious. The answer is yes. Seeing as though the whole story was based off that premise

    No, I mean wouldn't shooting her into space be pointless?

    She's been on the ship since it launched

    The trajectory is already fucked by the extra weight no matter what they do

    like I said, I can't remember the specifics. Maybe it was an oxygen issue. Wish I could re-read it

    Raneados on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tonight is going to be good, i think. me and my roommates are getting a keg and prepping the beer pong table in the garage.

    i'm going to my high school's graduation

    stupid kids with their ceremonies
    I'm only going because there's a party after
    by "party" i mean
    "going to see Ocean's13 and maybe playing Pokemon monopoly after"

    Kusuguttai on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tonight is going to be good, i think. me and my roommates are getting a keg and prepping the beer pong table in the garage.

    i'm going to my high school's graduation

    stupid kids with their ceremonies
    I'm only going because there's a party after
    by "party" i mean
    "going to see Ocean's13 and maybe playing Pokemon monopoly after"

    oh. that's a little sad.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i can't feel my eyes

    does this mean they aren't there

    I'm sorry sir but you don't have any hands

    Meissnerd on
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i actually saw oceans 11 and played pokemon monopoly a few months ago on the same day

    Riotcow on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    i actually saw oceans 11 and played pokemon monopoly a few months ago on the same day

    we also have Pokemon: the Board Game

    Kusuguttai on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this shit is gonna be hot, son

    it's gonna be bumpin

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    who a guys you need to come up with a game for me to play a PC game send it to me via emiail a good game

    Riotcow on
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