If they did, bless their hearts they didn't say shit about it.
I wanna go out tonight, but now that my girl's parents know we're dating, that will neeeeeeeeever happen.
However, I might be able to go with her and her sister to salsa lessons this sunday.
You can go out at night without bringing your girlfriend with you, ffs.
I'm being lame tonight and playing three hours of volleyball and then going straight to bed. I have been staying up entirely too late these past few days. For the most random reasons.
Monday - free alcohol
Tuesday - Samurai Warriors 2
Wednesday - upgrading my forum to phpbb 3.0
Thursday - browsing pornotube
But its Friday.
Its a crime against god and man to not get utterly shit faced on a Friday.
This one time I started a new job, and I had to go and flick through all the uniforms that had been ordered in to find mine. I came to one package, which was apparently for one "Little, B."
This one time I started a new job, and I had to go and flick through all the uniforms that had been ordered in to find mine. I came to one package, which was apparently for one "Little, B."
It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.
Was it for something in particular, or did you just feel like waking up at 4:50 in the am? If I ever find myself with the urge to wake up at 4:50 in the morning, I must be sick and bedrest is in order.
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
I remember the first time I jerked it
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It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.
Was it for something in particular, or did you just feel like waking up at 4:50 in the am? If I ever find myself with the urge to wake up at 4:50 in the morning, I must be sick and bedrest is in order.
Normally I work the 10-7 shift at my job.
I have a wedding I'm in this weekend, though, and the rehearsal is at 5 pm. So I switched with the guy who does the 7-4.
Which means I get an extry three hours to figure out why Mac OS 10.4.10 got rid of LPD installs for printers. So far, my workaround has been that everyone who uses a fucking Mac should be slaughtered in the street and fed to hogs. The IT directors don't think this is a feasible workaround.
No, it will be a public service announcement full of crab recipes.
I do love delicious crab recipies. Do tell.
First one must procure the crabs. I highly recommend shaving off half of one's pubes and lighting the other half on fire. When the crabs come running out onto your stomach, hit them with a hammer.
A great crab recipe would be the following:
First, do a portobello and wild rice pilaf. Set aside and keep hot.
Obtain some snow or king crab. Steam, remove chunk meat in largest pieces you can. Place in shallow dish of:
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 tbsp lime juice
- 2 dashes soy sauce
- 1/4 cup water
Set aside.
Grill 15-20 spears of asparagus until al dente, when finished, roll the spears in crushed almonds.
Make a hollandaise sauce, but just before serving, add 1/4 tsp of smoked spicy paprika.
Shape a large dollop of the pilaf into 3 half-balls in a trangular formation- an ice cream scoop is your best bet. Run asparagus through the spaces in between each pilaf, forming an inverted triangle to the rice. Place the crabmeat in the center.
Garnish ONLY the rice pilaf with Hollandaise. Serve with a side of melted butter.
First one must procure the crabs. I highly recommend shaving off half of one's pubes and lighting the other half on fire. When the crabs come running out onto your stomach, hit them with a hammer.
Everything after this was ruined by the mental picture that this sparked in my head. Thank you though, I've written it down.
Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.
Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.
Then you're doing it wrong.
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GrathI'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2007
my first post was in the same thread as nads' first post.
I may have been a dick to him I don't remember. I do however remember the same shit happend at the batjew forums when they came up.
Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.
"This is Armen's apartment, Armen's liquor, Armen's copy of Swank, Armen's frozen-peas."
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But its Friday.
Its a crime against god and man to not get utterly shit faced on a Friday.
I'm disappointed.
yes
yes
i think...
Are you sure you want to be in SE++ then?
Also, tnaflix is a new one with streaming stuff. Nice in that it lets you skip ahead to any part of the movie without having to d/l the whole thing
Or insatiable horniness.
Or both.
I always thought that was awesome.
You enjoy telling that story don't you.
I don't really get it.
boddah.
With a little b.
Either that or it's breaking rules 1 and 2.
This thread just up and blew like a goddamn bomb overnight.
It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.
Thank you for that public service announcement.
Ahh well.
Was it for something in particular, or did you just feel like waking up at 4:50 in the am? If I ever find myself with the urge to wake up at 4:50 in the morning, I must be sick and bedrest is in order.
He also has crabs, so that public service announcement about catching VD will come later.
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Normally I work the 10-7 shift at my job.
I have a wedding I'm in this weekend, though, and the rehearsal is at 5 pm. So I switched with the guy who does the 7-4.
Which means I get an extry three hours to figure out why Mac OS 10.4.10 got rid of LPD installs for printers. So far, my workaround has been that everyone who uses a fucking Mac should be slaughtered in the street and fed to hogs. The IT directors don't think this is a feasible workaround.
No, it will be a public service announcement full of crab recipes.
Haha, me too.
"Woah shit, what's that white stuff? How can I stop this fontain?"
It was awesome.
Everything after this was ruined by the mental picture that this sparked in my head. Thank you though, I've written it down.
That was like 100,000 masturbations ago. I have no clue. I think it was in the 6th or 7th grade.
Lies!
If this is true, we just might have to revoke or at the very least, suspend, your "I'm a man" card.
Then you're doing it wrong.
I may have been a dick to him I don't remember. I do however remember the same shit happend at the batjew forums when they came up.
"This is Armen's apartment, Armen's liquor, Armen's copy of Swank, Armen's frozen-peas."
I don't really know.
Ask someone else.
It's pretty nice