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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Jesus what are you drinking quetzi

    who gave you alcohol

    just...

    what

    The previous owner of the house had a stash. Also my aunt was out here recently and she always buys too much tequila (she likes margaritas apparently),

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    well, margaritas are pretty tasty

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Until they get you to puking.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Until they get you to puking.

    Not there yet. Switched to shitty swill rum instead of tequila.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Hahahahaha drinking.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »

    Christ on a crutch! The conclusion to that story was even worse than what he first heard.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »

    A colander over the drains would solve all these problems.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    a colander?

    is that anything like a mincer?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    a colander?

    is that anything like a mincer?
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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Air wrote: »

    A colander over the drains would solve all these problems.

    No, I don't think it would... it was the suction power from the drain that caused it.

    Still, poor girl...

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Air wrote: »

    A colander over the drains would solve all these problems.

    No, I don't think it would... it was the suction power from the drain that caused it.

    Still, poor girl...

    The suction would still suck her in, but if the holes were small enough her intestines wouldn't fit through the colander. Still painful, still damaging, but it's not completely sucked out.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Is it okay I bump a WB thread that is like 9 months old if it's the same story I've been working on?

    Like, to post the edited stuff?

    yeah no problem

    edit the title though so people look at it

    Okay then in that case I will start formatting my story for forum postage... I shall conquer this fear.

    Oh god.

    My hands are shaking kinda from the nervousness.

    SHERI WHERE ARE YOU HOLD ME PLEASE I'M SO SCARED

    Okay I did it and they're all posted up and my hands won't stop shaking, hahaha. I'm actually very terrified.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So who wants to be my first time?

    :winky:

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sorry I don't do Asian men.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But I'm hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    boy that writing of yours sure does suck

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    But I'm hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    it's not a matter of penis size it is a matter of prettiness
    <3<3<3

    Also, Air, BURN IN HELL :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But I'm the prettiest princess.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think what she is saying is that you're ugly.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The only person I know that has a thing for Asian men is an anime and jrock fangirl.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I know a few girls who have "things" for Asian men.

    But seriously, my track record is Asian-man free and I think I'm gonna keep it that way.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was going to keep my track record Asian-man free but it didn't work out that way. It was a bad idea and I should have stuck to the plan.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    <3 wrote: »
    But I'm hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    it's not a matter of penis size it is a matter of prettiness
    <3<3<3

    Also, Air, BURN IN HELL :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Bogey is a stud.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey is old.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    So is Jude Law.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so are you

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    snap

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm not old

    you fgts

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Bogey is old.

    I just told Bogey you said that

    He got up from his game and stomped around the room a bit

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Bogey is old.

    I just told Bogey you said that

    He got up from his game and stomped around the room a bit

    This might seem irrelevant but trust me it isn't... how tall is Bogey?

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    how old are you munkus

    anything over twenty is the new old

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey is the most adorable thing

    When Comic-Con comes I just want to cuddle him all day

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    yay i'm not old yet

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Bogey is old.

    I just told Bogey you said that

    He got up from his game and stomped around the room a bit

    This might seem irrelevant but trust me it isn't... how tall is Bogey?

    5'8

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Damn. I was hoping he'd be shorter than me. Who knew he's exactly my height.

    Amusing mental image GONE.

    Also tell Bogey I am sorry and that <3<3<3 I didn't mean it!

    Tell... tell him I said this: "Mahal kita!"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I am twenty one.

    Noooooooooooooooo I'm old.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    So who wants to be my first time?

    :winky:

    Yo

    And you are pretty big. Thanks for being one of the few to send a picture that was... full. Nobody died; there's no reason to have the flag at half-mast.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Damn. I was hoping he'd be shorter than me. Who knew he's exactly my height.

    Amusing mental image GONE.

    Also tell Bogey I am sorry and that <3<3<3 I didn't mean it!

    Tell... tell him I said this: "Ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay tunay!"

    surprisingly, he actually understood that

    he is totally the worst asian

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I still think bogey is hot

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