We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender.
I boxed a friend once, at an enormous party. He made a crucial error in judgment, though: I was drunk, and he wasn't.
He basically wailed on my face the first round, and everyone was acting all concerned though I didn't feel shit. Then I came into the second round and laid him out with a lucky blow to the solar plexus.
Two unskilled combatants, one drunk, one tipsy. Needless to say it was a fight full of the finest finesse and technique on both sides.
i find the best fights are the ones where you wake up and you don't remember what happens but everyone at the taco shop is looking at you funny and then all your friends tell you later
Dead Legend on
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I once wrestled this kid, but he decided midway through the match to use illegal moves, so it ended up as a real fight where we had to beat the crap out of the other guy until they were down long enough to pin.
I got in a wrestling match with my friend once. I'm 5'7" and weighed about 150 at the time. He's about 6'5" and weighs 350. I was sober, and a dead man.
We were fucking around until I went for his legs and nailed him in the jimmy by mistake. He picked me up, carried me over to an old circular table he had in his back yard, and powerbombed me through it as hard as he could.
I had three friend around me trying to help me up and I shook them off, cause I was bullshit. It was an accident, and he could have broke my fucking neck. So I told him to try it again, and I would fuck his shit up.
He picked me up again, at which point I wrapped my arm around his neck and threw all my weight towards the ground. Perfect Jake the Snake style DDT onto a leg of the table, knocking his ass out cold. He hasn't tried to fuck around with me since.
Harvey: Guns or knives?
Butch: Neither?
Harvey: Pick.
Butch: I don't want to shoot with you Harvey.
Harvey: [draws a big knife] Anything you say, Butch.
[Butch walks over to Sundance]
Butch : [in a low voice] Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. Bet on Logan.
Sundance: I would, but who'd bet on you?
Harvey: Sundance, when we're done, and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Butch : [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Sundance : [low voice to Butch] Love to.
[waves to Harvey and smiles]
Butch : No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
Harvey : Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
[Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin]
Butch : Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
Sundance : [quickly] 1,2,3, go.
[Butch knocks Harvey out]
Flat Nose Curry: I was rooting for you all along, Butch.
Butch : Well, thank you, Flatnose. That's what sustained me in my time of trouble.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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AND HELL'S COMIN WITH ME YOU HEAR?!
HELL'S COMIN WITH ME!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"I didn't."
Yea i did, i shot the boy too and i enjoyed it.
BAM!
STEAM!
"Now's a hell of a time to tell me."
I'm choosing to believe you're quoting someone other than the Daleks.
Because seriously.
Lamest villain ever.
If you guess the movie, you win.
Yiff Wars: The Furlong out back?
Oh-hoho...
"Twenty dollars."
"Hahahaha. No."
"Fifty dollars."
"How much?"
"A hundred dollars...two hundred dollars. It's all I got!"
"When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp."
STEAM!
“A work in progress.”
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender.
one time my friend and I just started wailing on each other because we had this same sentiment at the same time
He basically wailed on my face the first round, and everyone was acting all concerned though I didn't feel shit. Then I came into the second round and laid him out with a lucky blow to the solar plexus.
Two unskilled combatants, one drunk, one tipsy. Needless to say it was a fight full of the finest finesse and technique on both sides.
there was an unspoken rule against face shots
we just hit each other in the gut and the sides and just had a grand ol' time
That's actually kind of beautiful.
It went on for like 20 minutes.
I won, somehow.
We were fucking around until I went for his legs and nailed him in the jimmy by mistake. He picked me up, carried me over to an old circular table he had in his back yard, and powerbombed me through it as hard as he could.
I had three friend around me trying to help me up and I shook them off, cause I was bullshit. It was an accident, and he could have broke my fucking neck. So I told him to try it again, and I would fuck his shit up.
He picked me up again, at which point I wrapped my arm around his neck and threw all my weight towards the ground. Perfect Jake the Snake style DDT onto a leg of the table, knocking his ass out cold. He hasn't tried to fuck around with me since.
This other time a kid made himself bleed by head butting me, so I broke his neck.
This one fucker wouldn't fucking drop his shoulder, so I let him up, threw him, and cracked his ribcage.
I pray this is sarcasm.
Way to be cunts, fellas.
Nope. It was only a hairline fracture, and he deserved it.
Also, all of these transpired in wrestling matches in high school.
Why was she in my fucking freezer?
Butch: Neither?
Harvey: Pick.
Butch: I don't want to shoot with you Harvey.
Harvey: [draws a big knife] Anything you say, Butch.
[Butch walks over to Sundance]
Butch : [in a low voice] Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. Bet on Logan.
Sundance: I would, but who'd bet on you?
Harvey: Sundance, when we're done, and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Butch : [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Sundance : [low voice to Butch] Love to.
[waves to Harvey and smiles]
Butch : No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
Harvey : Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
[Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin]
Butch : Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
Sundance : [quickly] 1,2,3, go.
[Butch knocks Harvey out]
Flat Nose Curry: I was rooting for you all along, Butch.
Butch : Well, thank you, Flatnose. That's what sustained me in my time of trouble.
True story.
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
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I wonder what they define "fighting words" as.
That's a pretty vague and open-ended legal description.
The mistress shall have tapestries of your muscle and sinew!
I don't expect many will get this reference.