Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
Sex Machine 4 lyfe.
"Hey... monkey-man! You got somethin' to say to them... say it to me first!"
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited August 2007
I gots ta admit, kid, ya got a lot of fight in ya. You didn't back down, you didn't crawl away on yer belly like a little yella snake. Naw, ya stood yer ground and ya put up yer dukes.
Course, that don't mean ya got a damn lick a sense in yer head, but I don't reckon ya never did, neither. I mighta bloodied yer lip, busted yer nose and swollen shut yer eye there, and I reckon you'll be feelin aches in places you ain't never known the good lord gave ya come mornin, but ya kept on swingin' even after I dug ya yer grave.
So what say ya spit out them teeth rollin' round in yer chaw like marbles there, wipe off yer mug and come inside, I'll buy ya a round of rotgut. And not that watered down house brand, neither. Black label.
AHAHAHA, I just saw Transporter 2. Holy shit, it was insane. hahaha
i like it a bunch
i like the first one a bit more though
oil fight
That one is for the plane ride tomorrow. The sequel was really just fucking hilarious. I mean, Christ, people are talking about how cool 300 was,... and here we got a guy doing real matrix shit in a suit.
Pure entertainment, I love it. I haven't enjoyed a good action movie like this since Smokin' Aces.
We got a right to pick a little fight
If anyone fights any one of us, he's gotta fight with me
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
"Man, I got shit you don't even know about, man, I had to, like, live underwater for like a year, man. I got ancient kung-fu shit, man. Look! Look, right there! I just turned invisible, but it was so fast you don't even know! And I just put it onto you! Now you're DOUBLE-visible! I'm invisible, you're double-visible, and they just, they just cancel each other out, man!"
Anyone who knows what this is from can have whatever way they want with me.
I think it's david cross, not entirely sure though.
nice work
it wasn't verbatim, just what I remember.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2007
My name is Sue.
How do you do.
Now you're gonna die.
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Also, FUCKING SELMA HAYEK YOU GUYS.
it
it certainly caught me off guard.
and sex machine
STEAM!
"Hey... monkey-man! You got somethin' to say to them... say it to me first!"
Course, that don't mean ya got a damn lick a sense in yer head, but I don't reckon ya never did, neither. I mighta bloodied yer lip, busted yer nose and swollen shut yer eye there, and I reckon you'll be feelin aches in places you ain't never known the good lord gave ya come mornin, but ya kept on swingin' even after I dug ya yer grave.
So what say ya spit out them teeth rollin' round in yer chaw like marbles there, wipe off yer mug and come inside, I'll buy ya a round of rotgut. And not that watered down house brand, neither. Black label.
That one is for the plane ride tomorrow. The sequel was really just fucking hilarious. I mean, Christ, people are talking about how cool 300 was,... and here we got a guy doing real matrix shit in a suit.
Pure entertainment, I love it. I haven't enjoyed a good action movie like this since Smokin' Aces.
transporter has nothing on 300
Yeah, okay...
Jacky Chan called, he wants that segment from every single one of his movies back.
is it when he jumps and the cars crash into each other?
it doesn't matter. transporter was fun, but 300 was an orgy of awesome.
ya furry
The sequel... not so much.
He's in Dungeon Siege.
Dungeon Siege.
A Uwe Boll film.
Looks like he's all tied up at the moment.
Oh god.
If Luc Besson is in charge again, there's hope.
yay! i love luc besson
STEAM!
SO GOOD...
you got some?
I'll suck yo DICK.
STEAM!
If anyone fights any one of us, he's gotta fight with me
nice work
it wasn't verbatim, just what I remember.
How do you do.
Now you're gonna die.
let's
change
the beat
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
STEAM!
Eggs and bakey.
I fixed this for you. You seemed to have made a heinous typo.
but then again i was like 8
STEAM!
i was young and enjoyed wrestling... forgive me my nostalgiac enjoyment.
also, mu'fuckin' Goldberg all up ins.
I can understand that. I like a bunch of god-awful movies. Nothing But Trouble used to be one of my favorites as a kid.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.