ITT: Fightin' words

Metzger Meister

One of my favorite parts in any movie is when Gimli is on that really narrow entrance path outside of Helmsdeep shouting his tally out at Legolas.

There was not enough of Gimli being a badass in those movies for my taste.

Captain Heavystein

You must be ~~

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~~ this high to be a badass.

Munkus Beaver

You realize it's legal in most every state to commit battery if you are provoked by 'fighting words'?

Also:

You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.

150cc

munkus u stinx

fighting words are the dumbest thing of all time

i hate posturing

Metzger Meister

Every time some kid has thrown his arms out and stuck out his chest, I've punched him as hard as I could in the face and told the authorities (teacher, cops, etc) that I thought he was getting ready to throw a punch.


Imminent threat of bodily harm is a valid reason to defend oneself, no?

Calamity Jane

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Every time some kid has thrown his arms out and stuck out his chest, I've punched him as hard as I could in the face and told the authorities (teacher, cops, etc) that I thought he was getting ready to throw a punch.


Imminent threat of bodily harm is a valid reason to defend oneself, no?

wombat

kapow


kablooey


thwock!

Penguin Incarnate

"Too much perfection is a mistake."

Poorochondriac

Any more gun play gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular on payday.

Penguin Incarnate

What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

tugga

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

my depth perception

Agent Vesago

"I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't"
[Belts man in the mouth]