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ITT: Fightin' words

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    YOU TELL EM I'M COMIN FOR EM!

    AND HELL'S COMIN WITH ME YOU HEAR?!

    HELL'S COMIN WITH ME!

    #pipe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Hey, Mister, what'd you say your name was again?"
    "I didn't."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Did you kill our friends?

    Yea i did, i shot the boy too and i enjoyed it.

    BAM!

    tugga on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Kid, I've never killed a man before."
    "Now's a hell of a time to tell me."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Exterminate

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Exterminate

    I'm choosing to believe you're quoting someone other than the Daleks.

    Because seriously.

    Lamest villain ever.

    Shorty on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "I'm going to have to go upstairs and teach that girl some respect for men."


    If you guess the movie, you win.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know, when I'm paid, I always follow my job through.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    STAAAARS

    Green on
  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "I'm going to have to go upstairs and teach that girl some respect for men."


    If you guess the movie, you win.

    Yiff Wars: The Furlong out back?

    Junpei on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Junpei wrote: »
    "I'm going to have to go upstairs and teach that girl some respect for men."


    If you guess the movie, you win.

    Yiff Wars: The Furlong out back?

    Oh-hoho...

    Lucky Cynic on
  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sorry, I've got like years worth of lurking on SE++ to get out of my system : b

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have no idea what film that is from though, it sounds almost like something you'd hear from the "bad guy" in a John Wayne movie

    Junpei on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "How much?"
    "Twenty dollars."
    "Hahahaha. No."
    "Fifty dollars."
    "How much?"
    "A hundred dollars...two hundred dollars. It's all I got!"

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "You should not drink and bake."


    "When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp."

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Of course you do realize that this means war!

    tugga on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "What do you call 125 murders in five years?”

    “A work in progress.”

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "If you did not want to die poor, you went one of two ways-- you either became a priest or became a bandit. My way was harder."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
    we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
    we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
    we shall fight on the beaches,
    we shall fight on the landing grounds,
    we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
    we shall fight in the hills;
    we shall never surrender.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "There's two kinds of men in this world, those that go in through the door and those that go through the window."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "

    Fedora on
  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh man I just wanna fuckin' FIGHT

    one time my friend and I just started wailing on each other because we had this same sentiment at the same time

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I boxed a friend once, at an enormous party. He made a crucial error in judgment, though: I was drunk, and he wasn't.

    He basically wailed on my face the first round, and everyone was acting all concerned though I didn't feel shit. Then I came into the second round and laid him out with a lucky blow to the solar plexus.

    Two unskilled combatants, one drunk, one tipsy. Needless to say it was a fight full of the finest finesse and technique on both sides.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i find the best fights are the ones where you wake up and you don't remember what happens but everyone at the taco shop is looking at you funny and then all your friends tell you later

    Dead Legend on
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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh we were both wasted

    there was an unspoken rule against face shots

    we just hit each other in the gut and the sides and just had a grand ol' time

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    And when I came too there were children standing over me, giggling.

    That's actually kind of beautiful.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I once wrestled this kid, but he decided midway through the match to use illegal moves, so it ended up as a real fight where we had to beat the crap out of the other guy until they were down long enough to pin.

    It went on for like 20 minutes.

    I won, somehow.

    Graves on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got in a wrestling match with my friend once. I'm 5'7" and weighed about 150 at the time. He's about 6'5" and weighs 350. I was sober, and a dead man.

    We were fucking around until I went for his legs and nailed him in the jimmy by mistake. He picked me up, carried me over to an old circular table he had in his back yard, and powerbombed me through it as hard as he could.

    I had three friend around me trying to help me up and I shook them off, cause I was bullshit. It was an accident, and he could have broke my fucking neck. So I told him to try it again, and I would fuck his shit up.

    He picked me up again, at which point I wrapped my arm around his neck and threw all my weight towards the ground. Perfect Jake the Snake style DDT onto a leg of the table, knocking his ass out cold. He hasn't tried to fuck around with me since.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    One time I threw this kid and he was retarded and stuck his arm out so he broke his shoulder.

    This other time a kid made himself bleed by head butting me, so I broke his neck.

    This one fucker wouldn't fucking drop his shoulder, so I let him up, threw him, and cracked his ribcage.

    Sami on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    One time I threw this kid and he was retarded and stuck his arm out so he broke his shoulder.

    This other time a kid made himself bleed by head butting me, so I broke his neck.

    This one fucker wouldn't fucking drop his shoulder, so I let him up, threw him, and cracked his ribcage.

    I pray this is sarcasm.

    Critical on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :x

    Way to be cunts, fellas.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There is an awful lot of tiny epeen in this thread all of a sudden.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    One time I threw this kid and he was retarded and stuck his arm out so he broke his shoulder.

    This other time a kid made himself bleed by head butting me, so I broke his neck.

    This one fucker wouldn't fucking drop his shoulder, so I let him up, threw him, and cracked his ribcage.

    I pray this is sarcasm.

    Nope. It was only a hairline fracture, and he deserved it.

    Also, all of these transpired in wrestling matches in high school.

    Sami on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That fucking girl with the tits left my ice cream carton open.

    Why was she in my fucking freezer?

    Graves on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Them's fightin' actions.

    Graves on
  • spenglerspengler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Harvey: Guns or knives?
    Butch: Neither?
    Harvey: Pick.
    Butch: I don't want to shoot with you Harvey.
    Harvey: [draws a big knife] Anything you say, Butch.
    [Butch walks over to Sundance]
    Butch : [in a low voice] Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. Bet on Logan.
    Sundance: I would, but who'd bet on you?
    Harvey: Sundance, when we're done, and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
    Butch : [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
    Sundance : [low voice to Butch] Love to.
    [waves to Harvey and smiles]
    Butch : No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
    Harvey : Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
    [Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin]
    Butch : Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
    Sundance : [quickly] 1,2,3, go.
    [Butch knocks Harvey out]
    Flat Nose Curry: I was rooting for you all along, Butch.
    Butch : Well, thank you, Flatnose. That's what sustained me in my time of trouble.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Did you know that in Georgia it is legal to commit simple battery if provoked by "Fighting words"?

    True story.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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  • zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Did you know that in Georgia it is legal to commit simple battery if provoked by "Fighting words"?

    True story.

    I wonder what they define "fighting words" as.
    That's a pretty vague and open-ended legal description.

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  • zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I will eviscerate you!
    The mistress shall have tapestries of your muscle and sinew!

    I don't expect many will get this reference.

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