I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.
So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'
Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.
How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?
I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?
Spill coffee on him.
Or urine.
Probably coffee.
Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?
I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.
But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".
Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.
It's the plan.
If someone seemingly "accidentally" spilled coffee on me, I would be very upset, but I don't think I would start yelling.
What if it was urine?
Like in a big glass jar that had urine written in big letters?
The place I work has a lot of ties with Marshall University, so pretty much any big players to have gone to the NFL out of MU, I have worked with at one point or the other...
Chad Pennington (QB for NY Jets): Awesome guy, down to earth country boy
Troy Brown (WR for NE Patriots): He's alright, owns a bar in town, his wife does nothing but shop all day and he has 2 rugrat ass annoying kids
Byron Leftwich (QB for ATL Falcons): Awesome guy, one of the toughest men I've ever met
Randy Moss (WR for NE Patriots): Pretty much what you would expect if you took some guy straight out of a holler, gave him too much talent and too much money. He's a decent guy, but doesn't hide the fact that HE'S RANDY F'N MOSS
John Wade (C for TB Bucs): Cool guy, I drank with him in a bar, then he let me sit on his Orange County Chopper (and no, that is not code for mansex)
tl;dr: I've met a bunch of pro football players. most are cool, some are dicks.
While I have never met any famous sports players, I did meet Bill Gates once. He was with his family at Seattle Center and bought some snacks from the place I was working. After he left my boss came up to me and asked if I knew who that was. He informed me that it was Bill Gates when I told him that I had no idea.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
yea, my grandpa broke up with my grandma and 'hooked up' with her brother's wife. no idea if they were ever married, only know he's a filthy sack of scum. (from their 'union' i have an aunt 10 years younger than me, an uncle 5 years younger, and another aunt a year younger who last i heard from was a meth-addicted prostitute. )
someone call jerry springer on my extended family.
O_o
funny story though, a few Christmases ago on the other side of the family, my aunt tried denying my father (a 44 year old fat man) pie, saying it would spoil his appetite, so he did a jig around the house calling my aunt a pie-nazi chanting 'no pie for you!'
it's been fourty fucking minutes since the last post
come on guys i'm bored
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so since the last time i posted (excluding the one just now in the music thread), one of my buddies may or may not be going to jail for a while for being a dumbass, i might be moving out, i suddenly have an awesome, loving, hot girlfriend who makes me incredibly happy, and in a related matter, i may be killed by the end of the year
yea, my grandpa broke up with my grandma and 'hooked up' with her brother's wife. no idea if they were ever married, only know he's a filthy sack of scum. (from their 'union' i have an aunt 10 years younger than me, an uncle 5 years younger, and another aunt a year younger who last i heard from was a meth-addicted prostitute. )
someone call jerry springer on my extended family.
O_o
funny story though, a few Christmases ago on the other side of the family, my aunt tried denying my father (a 44 year old fat man) pie, saying it would spoil his appetite, so he did a jig around the house calling my aunt a pie-nazi chanting 'no pie for you!'
my father got his pie. :roll:
Holy shit.
Except for my drug-addict aunt, my family is fairly normal, especially compared to this.
I mean, I thought my dad's family was bad, but it turns out they're just a bunch of manipulative assholes.
I had a beer with Jarome Iginla. If any of you watch hockey, you'll know who the hell I'm talking about. Apparently, I once dated a cousin of his. I think.
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Drexler was famed for his speed and finesse on the court, and his easy-going and quiet demeanor off the court. At UH, Drexler became well-known for his exceptional abilities as a finisher, but generally was not considered a great shooter. During his pro career Drexler developed a much more well-rounded game, even becoming an effective post player. His extraordinary leaping abilities allowed him to be an acrobatic dunker. This earned Drexler the nickname "Clyde the Glide."
Drexler graduated from Houston's Sterling High School in 1980.[1] He then attended the University of Houston where, alongside Hakeem Olajuwon and Larry Micheaux, they constituted the "Phi Slama Jama" basketball fraternity renowned for its acrobatic, "above the rim" style of play.
YES.
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I saw Hakeem Olajuwon at my college during the NBA lockout. We waved at each other.
All through high school, Mike, one of my best friends, would tell me that his sister Lita had been married to Hakeem Olajuwon. I did not believe him, even after he got his mother--an extremely formidable woman whom I would never have directly accused of lying--to back him up. It was, however, true.
I met Hakeem and his daughter Abi in 1994, when they were in Portland for some part of the NBA playoffs that May or June. The one thing I remember wasn't that it was cool to meet an NBA star...it was that Abi, who was only five or six at the time, was probably a whole foot taller than most kids her age.
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I would then be upset enough to yell.
Chad Pennington (QB for NY Jets): Awesome guy, down to earth country boy
Troy Brown (WR for NE Patriots): He's alright, owns a bar in town, his wife does nothing but shop all day and he has 2 rugrat ass annoying kids
Byron Leftwich (QB for ATL Falcons): Awesome guy, one of the toughest men I've ever met
Randy Moss (WR for NE Patriots): Pretty much what you would expect if you took some guy straight out of a holler, gave him too much talent and too much money. He's a decent guy, but doesn't hide the fact that HE'S RANDY F'N MOSS
John Wade (C for TB Bucs): Cool guy, I drank with him in a bar, then he let me sit on his Orange County Chopper (and no, that is not code for mansex)
tl;dr: I've met a bunch of pro football players. most are cool, some are dicks.
While I have never met any famous sports players, I did meet Bill Gates once. He was with his family at Seattle Center and bought some snacks from the place I was working. After he left my boss came up to me and asked if I knew who that was. He informed me that it was Bill Gates when I told him that I had no idea.
Cuz I've got one.
My mom married my dad's brother.
You mean your uncle?
Are you coming to next PAX?
one sec
she was just like hanging around and we bought her a couple and then when i said no more she grabbed my one and ran for it
mad denture grin behind a pint glass sloshing everywhere
yea, my grandpa broke up with my grandma and 'hooked up' with her brother's wife. no idea if they were ever married, only know he's a filthy sack of scum. (from their 'union' i have an aunt 10 years younger than me, an uncle 5 years younger, and another aunt a year younger who last i heard from was a meth-addicted prostitute.
someone call jerry springer on my extended family.
O_o
funny story though, a few Christmases ago on the other side of the family, my aunt tried denying my father (a 44 year old fat man) pie, saying it would spoil his appetite, so he did a jig around the house calling my aunt a pie-nazi chanting 'no pie for you!'
my father got his pie. :roll:
come on guys i'm bored
it has been weird lately
Holy shit.
Except for my drug-addict aunt, my family is fairly normal, especially compared to this.
I mean, I thought my dad's family was bad, but it turns out they're just a bunch of manipulative assholes.
And Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler I've met a bunch because they went to my college.
Exactly.
did you call him "Mr. The Dream?"
What the hell does that even mean?
HE'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
YES.
thank you sir, it is good to see you post as well
i went to the house of a dude named Dan Green who played in the NFL in the 80s i guess but i can't find anything on him
i also saw Brian Posehn at this year's Sounds of the Underground in Irvine
I'm 5'7 on a tall day.
She's almost 7'0
I'm not sure she knew I was there.
I once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
well my girlfriend's ex doesn't know that he's single yet
because he is in jail
i don't think he'll be happy to find out
also if i don't quit smoking soon my lungs will probably give out on me again
I met Hakeem and his daughter Abi in 1994, when they were in Portland for some part of the NBA playoffs that May or June. The one thing I remember wasn't that it was cool to meet an NBA star...it was that Abi, who was only five or six at the time, was probably a whole foot taller than most kids her age.
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Oh sweet, I'm a big fan of his work.
And the other team didn't come out for the second half.
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