He plays a cable guy and let me tell you, he's a terrific actor.
Also, Eva Angelina is stupid hot.
If I ever got the chance to fuck her, I would kill myself because I don't think I would ever get anything better.
I once had a dream where I was a James Bond-style villain, all with an arctic research facility and all that.
The only thing was, I didn't see myself that way in the dream. The entire time, I was trying to run experiments and the like, only to be interrupted and need to direct my security forces to take care of some secret agent. The whole time, I was basically all "Jesus Christ, can't a man just get some goddamn science done around here without an interruption every five minutes?"
In the end, the base was blown up, and I was pretty much just sad that I never got to finish the research that I was doing - I don't remember what it was, exactly, but I think it had something to so with adapting alien technologies for human use.
He plays a cable guy and let me tell you, he's a terrific actor.
Also, Eva Angelina is stupid hot.
If I ever got the chance to fuck her, I would kill myself because I don't think I would ever get anything better.
That's kind of sad.
Kind of really sad.
What?
Nick Manning acting or killing myself after fucking Angelina?
The best one is where this guy shouts the most ludicrous stuff at this poor girl, like "the mask is fucking you! the mask is fucking you so hard!" which she takes with gentle good humour, before he finally shoots his bolt. He then says "thank the mask for fucking you!" and it cuts out just as you can see her saying "look just shut the fuck up alright?"
This was the first thing I thought of.
I'm not sure if I was disappointed when I found out what it really was.
I was looking at her blog the other day, because it got linked by a blog I read on a regular basis.
The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."
And I'm sitting there thinking, "Boy, I bet you don't get to say that too often."
Now where is that clip of her calling all Arabs dirty. . .
I was looking at her blog the other day, because it got linked by a blog I read on a regular basis.
The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."
And I'm sitting there thinking, "Boy, I bet you don't get to say that too often."
Now where is that clip of her calling all Arabs dirty. . .
check wikipedia
they have everything
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
also, what the hell would pissing in the ass do
does she legitimately want to live out that one south park guy or something
The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."
I'm contemplating putting this in my sig. But I think it needed a little more awesome.
I started sneaking on the internet to look at porn at around his age.
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edited December 2007
I have this recurring dream where I'm standing in this big, open field, and I'm wearing street clothes. Not clothes for the wilderness. And I'm looking off into the distance, watching this massile spire rise into view, growing from the very living earth, higher and higher.
The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."
I'm contemplating putting this in my sig. But I think it needed a little more awesome.
Long time ago I had a very lucid dream of aliens and motherships and shit attacking. I dreamed that I woke up and everything was on fire, my house was still ok but I went to look outside and it looked like fucking armageddon. So in the midst of all this shock I told my parents (who were still sleeping for some reason) to wake up, that we have to go. Next thing I know were in some bunker with some other weird people, but right before we got in it looks like huge nukes were going off in the background. Once were in the bunker I just remember being really depressed. Then I woke up (for real).
The other pretty memorable one involves me being a soldier. I was on a long bridge made of dead grass and a traintrack in the middle. Me and three other guys were on the bridge, two on one side of the track two on the other. A little bit after the dream starts, a rollercart like the one from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom rolls by. Once it reaches all of us two guys come out and shoot at us, everyone dies except for me. I run down the bridge but trip after 30 seconds, almost falling. I manage to hang onto a ledge after falling, but then some red haired girl comes to me smiling, grabs my hand, and picks me back up. As soon as I regain my footing she runs away. I walk further down the bridge and I see a little village of some sort, one building with a rainbow roof (gay I know). I walk down to the village and ask people about the girl, eventually I get to a mental hospital building. I ask the clerk there if he's seen a red haired girl, he shows me some pictures and I point out the one I saw. He tells me she's been in the hospital for years and that she is insane.
After that, I woke up.
Man that's awesome. The second part, that is. The first one I've experienced in several variations over the past few years, each one gorier than the next.
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Kind of really sad.
The only thing was, I didn't see myself that way in the dream. The entire time, I was trying to run experiments and the like, only to be interrupted and need to direct my security forces to take care of some secret agent. The whole time, I was basically all "Jesus Christ, can't a man just get some goddamn science done around here without an interruption every five minutes?"
In the end, the base was blown up, and I was pretty much just sad that I never got to finish the research that I was doing - I don't remember what it was, exactly, but I think it had something to so with adapting alien technologies for human use.
What?
Nick Manning acting or killing myself after fucking Angelina?
This was the first thing I thought of.
I'm not sure if I was disappointed when I found out what it really was.
Man, she's good looking.
She was really hot in that video though.
Also: Asia Carrera, if only because I was like 15 and really into UT.
I know, right? She's way too pretty for porn.
cause sativa rose
God yes.
God yes in so many ways.
Oh and Roxy DeVille for that drop dead "Joker" smile.
Ashley Blue. Ugh.
she has that whole slut that would do anything thing going on
cause man
she will do anything
Hahahaha
The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."
And I'm sitting there thinking, "Boy, I bet you don't get to say that too often."
Now where is that clip of her calling all Arabs dirty. . .
She has a blog?
She's capable of blogging?
check wikipedia
they have everything
does she legitimately want to live out that one south park guy or something
I'm contemplating putting this in my sig. But I think it needed a little more awesome.
so I GIS'd her name
whoops face full of porn
I wake up and my mouth feels like shame.
Not complaining
just unexpected
it's google image search man
I think it was.
Man that's awesome. The second part, that is. The first one I've experienced in several variations over the past few years, each one gorier than the next.