PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.
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Planescape: Torment possibly the best written game ever, with the worst interface and combat system ever
There's nothing wrong with the interface and the combat was fine expect for the Final Fantasy spells.
you one of them folks that enjoy cutting yourself?
I cannot think of what would be wrong with the interface system.
Maybe the "problems" have been pushed out of my mind.
Or maybe your face smells and you are wrong about everything.
It is a series where people sign up for a website that allows them to be entered into some kind of lottery like draw. Should they win, they are then able to star in their own porn film with some young starlet of the age.
Turns out, the kind of guys who sign up for weird ass porn sites aren't the most dynamic of lovers, and the experience of watching witless cretins gyrate their tiny penises into luckless pornstars with cold, dead eyes is wonderfully entertaining. You have never seen a woman take a cumshot with such disdain.
I am watching one with an englishman in it. He prematurely ejaculates. Twice.
It is a series where people sign up for a website that allows them to be entered into some kind of lottery like draw. Should they win, they are then able to star in their own porn film with some young starlet of the age.
Turns out, the kind of guys who sign up for weird ass porn sites aren't the most dynamic of lovers, and the experience of watching witless cretins gyrate their tiny penises into luckless pornstars with cold, dead eyes is wonderfully entertaining. You have never seen a woman take a cumshot with such disdain.
I am watching one with an englishman in it. He prematurely ejaculates. Twice.
It is a series where people sign up for a website that allows them to be entered into some kind of lottery like draw. Should they win, they are then able to star in their own porn film with some young starlet of the age.
Turns out, the kind of guys who sign up for weird ass porn sites aren't the most dynamic of lovers, and the experience of watching witless cretins gyrate their tiny penises into luckless pornstars with cold, dead eyes is wonderfully entertaining. You have never seen a woman take a cumshot with such disdain.
I am watching one with an englishman in it. He prematurely ejaculates. Twice.
god I think I have actually seen this
also, projeck
pretty sure gametap has planescape in their library still
EDIT: AD&D is dungeons and dragons advance and it is a horrible fucking system, just an fyi
the game is fantastic if you can ignore the gameplay problems
It is a series where people sign up for a website that allows them to be entered into some kind of lottery like draw. Should they win, they are then able to star in their own porn film with some young starlet of the age.
Turns out, the kind of guys who sign up for weird ass porn sites aren't the most dynamic of lovers, and the experience of watching witless cretins gyrate their tiny penises into luckless pornstars with cold, dead eyes is wonderfully entertaining. You have never seen a woman take a cumshot with such disdain.
I am watching one with an englishman in it. He prematurely ejaculates. Twice.
god I think I have actually seen this
also, projeck
pretty sure gametap has planescape in their library still
The best one is where this guy shouts the most ludicrous stuff at this poor girl, like "the mask is fucking you! the mask is fucking you so hard!" which she takes with gentle good humour, before he finally shoots his bolt. He then says "thank the mask for fucking you!" and it cuts out just as you can see her saying "look just shut the fuck up alright?"
Long time ago I had a very lucid dream of aliens and motherships and shit attacking. I dreamed that I woke up and everything was on fire, my house was still ok but I went to look outside and it looked like fucking armageddon. So in the midst of all this shock I told my parents (who were still sleeping for some reason) to wake up, that we have to go. Next thing I know were in some bunker with some other weird people, but right before we got in it looks like huge nukes were going off in the background. Once were in the bunker I just remember being really depressed. Then I woke up (for real).
The other pretty memorable one involves me being a soldier. I was on a long bridge made of dead grass and a traintrack in the middle. Me and three other guys were on the bridge, two on one side of the track two on the other. A little bit after the dream starts, a rollercart like the one from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom rolls by. Once it reaches all of us two guys come out and shoot at us, everyone dies except for me. I run down the bridge but trip after 30 seconds, almost falling. I manage to hang onto a ledge after falling, but then some red haired girl comes to me smiling, grabs my hand, and picks me back up. As soon as I regain my footing she runs away. I walk further down the bridge and I see a little village of some sort, one building with a rainbow roof (gay I know). I walk down to the village and ask people about the girl, eventually I get to a mental hospital building. I ask the clerk there if he's seen a red haired girl, he shows me some pictures and I point out the one I saw. He tells me she's been in the hospital for years and that she is insane.
He plays a cable guy and let me tell you, he's a terrific actor.
Also, Eva Angelina is stupid hot.
If I ever got the chance to fuck her, I would kill myself because I don't think I would ever get anything better.
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that sounds like a great movie/book
It's like i'm playing Russian Roulette when i go to sleep.
Hit me with it.
Planescape: Torment possibly the best written game ever, with the worst interface and combat system ever
Confessions of "insert noun here"?
Planescape: Torment.
Or Planescape: TORMENT to use the official capitalization.
tube, share the wealth
monstersofcock are not real cocks tube
sorry to burst your bubble
There's nothing wrong with the interface and the combat was fine expect for the Final Fantasy spells.
Oh damn
I will have to check that out
is it a fun game?
i'll insert my noun there :winky:
you one of them folks that enjoy cutting yourself?
I think that dream is about to come true.
IT'S REALLY WELL WRITTEN
do you know AD&D or have you played BG1/2?
"When tentacle meets orifice!"
I cannot think of what would be wrong with the interface system.
Maybe the "problems" have been pushed out of my mind.
Or maybe your face smells and you are wrong about everything.
Turns out, the kind of guys who sign up for weird ass porn sites aren't the most dynamic of lovers, and the experience of watching witless cretins gyrate their tiny penises into luckless pornstars with cold, dead eyes is wonderfully entertaining. You have never seen a woman take a cumshot with such disdain.
I am watching one with an englishman in it. He prematurely ejaculates. Twice.
Not sure what AD&D is, but yes I have played those other two
never completed them though
god I think I have actually seen this
also, projeck
pretty sure gametap has planescape in their library still
EDIT: AD&D is dungeons and dragons advance and it is a horrible fucking system, just an fyi
the game is fantastic if you can ignore the gameplay problems
also, NEVER EVER DROP OR SELL ANYTHING EVER
Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within is also a strong contender.
I don't have gametap or a credit card so
The other pretty memorable one involves me being a soldier. I was on a long bridge made of dead grass and a traintrack in the middle. Me and three other guys were on the bridge, two on one side of the track two on the other. A little bit after the dream starts, a rollercart like the one from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom rolls by. Once it reaches all of us two guys come out and shoot at us, everyone dies except for me. I run down the bridge but trip after 30 seconds, almost falling. I manage to hang onto a ledge after falling, but then some red haired girl comes to me smiling, grabs my hand, and picks me back up. As soon as I regain my footing she runs away. I walk further down the bridge and I see a little village of some sort, one building with a rainbow roof (gay I know). I walk down to the village and ask people about the girl, eventually I get to a mental hospital building. I ask the clerk there if he's seen a red haired girl, he shows me some pictures and I point out the one I saw. He tells me she's been in the hospital for years and that she is insane.
After that, I woke up.
Be the Mask?
Yeah, I knew about that.
Theres one with Cythera that was pretty hot.
I immediately thought of Tube.
what does he say
does he say something fantastic
I remember stopping in mid motion to laugh really loud.
I was thinking something different
the mask is hella old tube
get with the porn program
Also, Eva Angelina is stupid hot.
If I ever got the chance to fuck her, I would kill myself because I don't think I would ever get anything better.