Your goal should be to answer the fuck out of the phone next year. Tell him that. Tell him you're going to fucking destroy that phone from answering it so hard. Then headbutt a wall.
I have a review at work today (maybe) and I'm supposed to have some goals set for the next few months I guess (maybe).
I don't know what some good goals would be.
What are your goals?
Give me some goals.
MOVE TOWARD A MANAGEMENT POSITION OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS
I don't even know what your job is, but I know how roughly how old you are, and that's boilerplate. It may not apply to you, but it's like 90% of the time a good answer.
EDIT: OK so you answer phones.
Yeah, you wanna move toward training and management of other people and make them answer the motherfucking phones over the next few years.
[15:43] krondordan: sell more tickets
[15:43] jordynno: that's a dumb goal!
[15:43] krondordan: harness your ability to kill people with your mind
[15:43] jordynno: ok!
[15:43] krondordan: via telephone
[15:43] jordynno: that would be totally useful
[15:43] krondordan: i know
[15:43] krondordan: it's a valuable jobskill
Quit my job before Summer.
Fill out my FAFSA and get massive amounts of grants/financial aid.
Finish editing my writing portfolio to give to WSU in August.
Pass my Spanish 102 and 103 classes.
Make a list of stuff I need to buy before going to college.
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that score seems unlikely
today i called in sick to work just so i could go around town applying at places
i am hoping to get a new job by next week
Be more goal oriented.
Goal achieved!
What on earth would my goals be?
"Answer the phone...better."
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or tell your boss your goal is to steal their job from them
The second choice, not the first.
end of march
or you make fun of me even more
he has the same job, he just sits at a different desk.
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Hooray for generic bullshit.
Innovate.
MOVE TOWARD A MANAGEMENT POSITION OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS
I don't even know what your job is, but I know how roughly how old you are, and that's boilerplate. It may not apply to you, but it's like 90% of the time a good answer.
EDIT: OK so you answer phones.
Yeah, you wanna move toward training and management of other people and make them answer the motherfucking phones over the next few years.
[15:43] jordynno: that's a dumb goal!
[15:43] krondordan: harness your ability to kill people with your mind
[15:43] jordynno: ok!
[15:43] krondordan: via telephone
[15:43] jordynno: that would be totally useful
[15:43] krondordan: i know
[15:43] krondordan: it's a valuable jobskill
new south
"My goal for next year is to sell you this 1992 Buick LeSabre."
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It means The Sword
While at the same time utilizing a strategy of synergizing the marketplace with Web 2.0.
I think we crammed all the buzzwords we can into that.
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
ex.
visualize global action-items
utilize collaborative users
engineer value-added bandwidth
recontextualize intuitive solutions
Quit my job before Summer.
Fill out my FAFSA and get massive amounts of grants/financial aid.
Finish editing my writing portfolio to give to WSU in August.
Pass my Spanish 102 and 103 classes.
Make a list of stuff I need to buy before going to college.
Grow Proactive Vortals
Aggregate Bleeding-edge Applications
I did, that's who.
This bullshit generator is gold. I'm totally bookmarking this for my march review.
That's my favorite.
I always imagine Rip Taylor in a hammock.