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JordynJordyn Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
I have a review at work today (maybe) and I'm supposed to have some goals set for the next few months I guess (maybe).

I don't know what some good goals would be.

What are your goals?

Give me some goals.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Depends on where you work, really. What's your line?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I want to get out of this gaol, for one.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    who's spain playing

    that score seems unlikely

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    soccer goals

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i am trying to get a new job as i hate my current one

    today i called in sick to work just so i could go around town applying at places

    i am hoping to get a new job by next week

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Goal #1

    Be more goal oriented.

    Goal achieved!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I answer the phone at a ticket place.

    What on earth would my goals be?

    "Answer the phone...better."

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Get more fit bla bla bla

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what about sleep with the guy 2 desks over


    or tell your boss your goal is to steal their job from them

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weretaco beat me.

    The second choice, not the first.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    seattle

    end of march

    or you make fun of me even more

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    what about sleep with the guy 2 desks over


    or tell your boss your goal is to steal their job from them

    he has the same job, he just sits at a different desk.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    tell them you want to do something better, learn something new, and be an asset to the team.

    Hooray for generic bullshit.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Increase your revenues and decrease your costs.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Revolutionize outside the box, Jordyn

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Your goal should be to answer the fuck out of the phone next year. Tell him that. Tell him you're going to fucking destroy that phone from answering it so hard. Then headbutt a wall.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Instead of selling them tickets over the phone, offer them a deal on 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

    Innovate.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I have a review at work today (maybe) and I'm supposed to have some goals set for the next few months I guess (maybe).

    I don't know what some good goals would be.

    What are your goals?

    Give me some goals.

    MOVE TOWARD A MANAGEMENT POSITION OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS

    I don't even know what your job is, but I know how roughly how old you are, and that's boilerplate. It may not apply to you, but it's like 90% of the time a good answer.

    EDIT: OK so you answer phones.

    Yeah, you wanna move toward training and management of other people and make them answer the motherfucking phones over the next few years.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Just string a whole bunch of buzzwords together. Tell them you are going to make the phone answering web 2.0 enabled

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    [15:43] krondordan: sell more tickets
    [15:43] jordynno: that's a dumb goal!
    [15:43] krondordan: harness your ability to kill people with your mind
    [15:43] jordynno: ok!
    [15:43] krondordan: via telephone
    [15:43] jordynno: that would be totally useful
    [15:43] krondordan: i know
    [15:43] krondordan: it's a valuable jobskill

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    grassroots

    new south

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Instead of selling them tickets over the phone, offer them a deal on 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

    Innovate.

    "My goal for next year is to sell you this 1992 Buick LeSabre."

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    your new goal is to bring in da noise, bring in da funk

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ya, shift those fucking paradigms right out of the fucking box.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Instead of selling them tickets over the phone, offer them a deal on 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

    Innovate.

    "My goal for next year is to sell you this 1992 Buick LeSabre."

    It means The Sword

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Revolutionize outside the box, Jordyn
    are you gonna shift some paradigms

    While at the same time utilizing a strategy of synergizing the marketplace with Web 2.0.




    I think we crammed all the buzzwords we can into that.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    She's going to have to synergize.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Web 1.0 needs the fuck patched out of it.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    just use this:
    http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

    ex.
    visualize global action-items
    utilize collaborative users
    engineer value-added bandwidth
    recontextualize intuitive solutions

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My goals are all involving college.

    Quit my job before Summer.
    Fill out my FAFSA and get massive amounts of grants/financial aid.
    Finish editing my writing portfolio to give to WSU in August.
    Pass my Spanish 102 and 103 classes.
    Make a list of stuff I need to buy before going to college.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Visualize Global Portals
    Grow Proactive Vortals
    Aggregate Bleeding-edge Applications

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Speaking of GOOOAAAAALLLLLLSSSSS guess who got tickets to the USA vs Mexico soccer game?





    I did, that's who.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Frog wrote: »
    My goals are all involving college.

    Quit my job before Summer.
    Fill out my FAFSA and get massive amounts of grants/financial aid.
    Smoke it.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    redefine cross-platform eyeballs

    This bullshit generator is gold. I'm totally bookmarking this for my march review.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did you mention anything about "picking the low-hanging fruit"?

    That's my favorite.

    I always imagine Rip Taylor in a hammock.

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