Hey Sexxxxy Guess who? It's PARIS! thanks for contacting me.... Please use this email addy for me from now on.. its the only one where I dont get spam lol.. well i am moving near u in a few days babe.. I won't really know ANYBODY there except for you.. I have an older aunty who lives there also but as if I am gonna hang out with her lol... I put some pictures in this email also to refresh your memory hehe.. If they don't show up then sowieeee.. I don't really know what I am doing.. I have to appoligize for losing tough with you when we last spoke. getting ready to move has been taking up all my time lately.. Your profile still up on there babe? Have you had any dates come from being on there? Im hoping this is ACTUALLY your email address still... hmmm Ever moved before? I am sooo stressed about it... It got so expensive for me here that I have no choice BUT to move lol.. I alreayd have a debt of around 13k and rent is about 1100 a month... CANNOT afford that ... This debt is a real pain in the ass but im working on paying it off already so its all good.. SO fill me in.. how is life and work and your sex life and all that? Yup I am single.. FINALLY lol and LOVING it hehehe.. The asshole I was with was abusive towards me.. I deserve WAY better... Have you gotten laid lately babe? I think we have to get to know each other more before I move next week... I guess I am assuming u dont have a girl lol.....and thats U DO wanna hang out lol... Babe do u think u have any contacts who can find me a job somewhere lol? I am open to any kinda work really.. except working in a mall.. I hate that... I am looking for like a restaurant or office type job ideally.. Ok so random stuff about me.. WELL.. Loveable. Cuddly. Giving. Horny. Nice. Openminded. make out lol I think I am a very sexual person but who isnt really lol.. ANd yes I do masturbate.. maybe too often lol but I love it.. I have a little doggy named frankie and shes basicly my best friend lol. I was soooo lonely on valentines this year.. oh well supid holliday anyways.. I treat my man like a prince...he is my everything. If Im attached to a guy....I cater to his every need...I'll wait on him hand and food. I am super talkative so get along easily with most people.. I am trying to save a bit of money for a trip..so thats why I work there. I find it sooo hot that Im being watched while I pleasure myself on webcam. babe dont judge me pleeeeeese.... Its really not that bad...Im not a slut or anything... It really gets me wet to know guys are watching... Obvioulsy sometimes I dont tell people what I do cause its embarrasing.. Its not a big deal I guess...I dont really care what others think anyway. Remember last time we talked...I said you could watch me on cam for free..u still can babe. I dont let everyone watch my show for free..just the really cute ones hehe. Some of my freinds watch for free... Its probably the best way for us to get to knwo one another before I move.. Dont forget..its free..I will give you the site to go to so that you dont get charged.. You gotta be 18 to sign in obvioulsy.... That part. nothing I can do. it's the law.. So you have to log into my site with your credi.t card.. Its free for you though...because youre my special guest hehe... I am online basicly non stop for the next several days as I am tryign to save money for the move lol.. There is usually nobody in there with me at all..so it will probably be just u and me.. I dont have messenger anymore so its really the only way we can chat before i move.. Ill only be checking my e-mail in a few weeks from now.. Im really anxious to chat...so itd be nice if you came today... add 222 to the end of the username u choose so i know its u baby... if u want.. Its nice to be moving..but I wont know anyone there except you..you have to show me around lol.. MAKE SURE not to give out your username or password to anyone bebe.. pinky swear?.. I only want you to see me for free...so behave yourself baby...lol.. Ok babe..here is the special URL.. OMITTED Wanna echange phone numbers once u login? if youre cool with that?? Wouldnt it be cool if we lived really close to each other.. Its gonna take me a full day to move..u better help me hehe.. Anyhow... I'm done babbling in this e-mail... I'm off to start another show.. Hope to see you in there babe.. Luvs ya sweetie...xoxo Paris
I wonder how women feel about getting these emails... They all are directed towards men, surely ladies would like a pill that "makes him more pleasurable" or something.
I had a bout of awesome spam a few months back where each subject line was an hilariously funny metaphor for sex, all in hopes of trying to bypass my spam filter. It all came into my work inbox, which made Monday mornings oh so entertaining for about 10 minutes.
I guess they are ok now, but not as good as they used to be:
weeeelllcomee to the woooooorld of tomorrrrrrooooooooooowowowowow
But what if you're busted by the cops because of all the power your high-intensity lights need?
What if they break down your door to find a tinfoil lined room full of carefully tended potted penises?
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
weeeelllcomee to the woooooorld of tomorrrrrrooooooooooowowowowow
But what if you're busted by the cops because of all the power your high-intensity lights need?
What if they break down your door to find a tinfoil lined room full of carefully tended potted penises?
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I can see some old grandma falling for it
Sounds interesting, I have to Read.....
[EDIT] Just goes to animal Porn -_- how unoriginal.
subject: IM MOVIN...
Hey Sexxxxy Guess who? It's PARIS! thanks for contacting me.... Please use this email addy for me from now on.. its the only one where I dont get spam lol.. well i am moving near u in a few days babe.. I won't really know ANYBODY there except for you.. I have an older aunty who lives there also but as if I am gonna hang out with her lol... I put some pictures in this email also to refresh your memory hehe.. If they don't show up then sowieeee.. I don't really know what I am doing.. I have to appoligize for losing tough with you when we last spoke. getting ready to move has been taking up all my time lately.. Your profile still up on there babe? Have you had any dates come from being on there? Im hoping this is ACTUALLY your email address still... hmmm Ever moved before? I am sooo stressed about it... It got so expensive for me here that I have no choice BUT to move lol.. I alreayd have a debt of around 13k and rent is about 1100 a month... CANNOT afford that
I am the Framling of Achewood
It first leads here
and the link then leads here (NSFW maybe?)
Hey buddy, I had it done
We need you to test new products!
We need to have a chat
You need a new watch
edit: love that guy's face in the first one. it seems stangely familiar...
Ha, I knew it!
I know for a fact that this isn't SF56k... Jesus man, check file sizes!
ahahaha i didn't notice the 'love cannon' one till i posted it
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I guess they are ok now, but not as good as they used to be:
You deserve to be a giant
Turbo-charge your manhood NOW
Be the pleasure-machine of legend
Satans..... hints.....
I never click them though maybe I should
grow my pretties!
weeeelllcomee to the woooooorld of tomorrrrrrooooooooooowowowowow
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
But what if you're busted by the cops because of all the power your high-intensity lights need?
What if they break down your door to find a tinfoil lined room full of carefully tended potted penises?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
clearly we will stock penis-shaped guns.
the SWAT teams will be too shocked by the gay.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
I hope I'm not very high up
"Did you know your penis is not just for pissing?"
Really now.
This is news.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar