If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
Obs on
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If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
Look, Quid. In the Bible it says to go forth and procreate. Don't worry about what we'll do about running out of natural resources. When you starve to death, assuming you've had at least a half dozen christian children, Ronald Reagan will let you in the pearly gates to be with god.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
I didn't agree to it? You don't have to read my posts while I have to keep deleting your PMs from my box?
And please, explain why anyone who doesn't want kids are terrible people or why my wife is a bitch.
Everytime I hear a woman say she doesn't want kids ever I automatically label her as some kind of bitch.
That's exactly what you said Obs, you didn't say people you said just women, don't be a sexist asshole and then turn it around to (try) make other people look like the bad guy.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
I didn't agree to it? You don't have to read my posts while I have to keep deleting your PMs from my box?
And please, explain why anyone who doesn't want kids are terrible people or why my wife is a bitch.
Why do you always want a rational and highly logical explanation to everything? My opinion is based on what I feel, straight from the gut. And I feel that people who do not want to have kids of their own are lacking a critical aspect of what it means to be a human. Come on man, to be human is to be obsessed with recreating humanity itself. Just look at art.
Yea me too, I'll leave it alone. Let's see if I can come up with a story. Oh right, I forgot the name of the special olympics, and was talking to one of my classmates about it. "Oh yeah the uh, uhm oh right, Retard Olympics starts soon!" He starts laughing and I look around, everyone'd heard me and pretty much the whole class was staring daggers at me, teacher included. "What?" is all I have to say, I didn't get an answer, they seemed to have forgetten about it the next day.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
Look, Quid. In the Bible it says to go forth and procreate. Don't worry about what we'll do about running out of natural resources. When you starve to death, assuming you've had at least a half dozen christian children, Ronald Reagan will let you in the pearly gates to be with god.
Has anyone here read The Rats in the Walls? Basically, so long as we keep reproducing we have to worry about starvation.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
I didn't agree to it? You don't have to read my posts while I have to keep deleting your PMs from my box?
And please, explain why anyone who doesn't want kids are terrible people or why my wife is a bitch.
Why do you always want a rational and highly logical explanation to everything? My opinion is based on what I feel, straight from the gut.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
Look, Quid. In the Bible it says to go forth and procreate. Don't worry about what we'll do about running out of natural resources. When you starve to death, assuming you've had at least a half dozen christian children, Ronald Reagan will let you in the pearly gates to be with god.
Has anyone here read The Rats in the Walls? Basically, so long as we keep reproducing we have to worry about starvation.
Much like how as long as we keep living we have to worry about breathing.
Yea me too, I'll leave it alone. Let's see if I can come up with a story. Oh right, I forgot the name of the special olympics, and was talking to one of my classmates about it. "Oh yeah the uh, uhm oh right, Retard Olympics starts soon!" He starts laughing and I look around, everyone'd heard me and pretty much the whole class was staring daggers at me, teacher included. "What?" is all I have to say, I didn't get an answer, they seemed to have forgetten about it the next day.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
O_o
I mean, maybe it's just because my wife rarely gets in the mood, but really? At 3am, I'd be all over it.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
O_o
I mean, maybe it's just because my wife rarely gets in the mood, but really? At 3am, I'd be all over it.
I get the feeling if this had happened then I would've woken up like "WTF ARE YOU DOING" and, because I have a tendency to get startled in my sleep, would've hit him and made for an even more entertaining story.
This didn't happen because I seriously don't recall any of this happening at all even though I asked him a few times.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
O_o
I mean, maybe it's just because my wife rarely gets in the mood, but really? At 3am, I'd be all over it.
I get the feeling if this had happened then I would've woken up like "WTF ARE YOU DOING" and, because I have a tendency to get startled in my sleep, would've hit him and made for an even more entertaining story.
This didn't happen because I seriously don't recall any of this happening at all even though I asked him a few times.
This story makes me remember the last time we forayed into the subject of sleep habits, the most memorable of which was Chewbacca doing the lords prayer. This, of course, makes me imagine Chewbacca dressed as a Catholic priest sexually assaulting a young Quid.
You're denying yourself because somebody else's woman is leaving the country? I think you're doing it wrong...
No no, the way I took it is, his roommate's girl is leaving soon, so they are fucking like wild apes. Meanwhile, our friendly SquirrelMob has excused himself out of the room to leave them to do their business.
edit; Also sleep rape is awesome. Especially when both parties are DTF.
You're denying yourself because somebody else's woman is leaving the country? I think you're doing it wrong...
No no, the way I took it is, his roommate's girl is leaving soon, so they are fucking like wild apes. Meanwhile, our friendly SquirrelMob has excused himself out of the room to leave them to do their business.
edit; Also sleep rape is awesome. Especially when both parties are DTF.
Guess which sentence from this post I'm considering making my sig.
You're denying yourself because somebody else's woman is leaving the country? I think you're doing it wrong...
No no, the way I took it is, his roommate's girl is leaving soon, so they are fucking like wild apes. Meanwhile, our friendly SquirrelMob has excused himself out of the room to leave them to do their business.
edit; Also sleep rape is awesome. Especially when both parties are DTF.
Everytime I hear a woman say she doesn't want kids ever I automatically label her as some kind of bitch.
Which is usually the right call.
You do realize that saying that led to an exchange that ended with Obs getting Jailed right?
The above, alonside the fact that blanket statements like this are totally untrue and this is the wrong thread to bring it up in. Make a "not wanting kids iz ebil?" thread and hash this out.
If you're talking about my quote, I don't understand why. It wasn't a terrible opinion. I just simply believe that people who say they never want kids, whether natural or adopted or whatever, are just kind of fucked up and selfish in a way. I've never liked people like that for some reason.
Yes what horrible bastards we are for contributing to society in some other way.
Edit: I'd also have to say it's a terrible opinion for calling my wife some sort of bitch.
This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
You're a goddamn terrible human being
Obs you fucking suck at life
I'm so angry at you right now, you don't even know
Asshole
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I'm gonna miss this thread. Like I've said about a lot of other story-centric threads: The stories are great and I love reading them, but eventually the bullshit rises above a certain level and it gets locked.
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I'm gonna miss this thread. Like I've said about a lot of other story-centric threads: The stories are great and I love reading them, but eventually the bullshit rises above a certain level and it gets locked.
I'll sacrifice myself to keep this thread where it belongs; shit stories, not full of shit.
I've got a little bowl problem; actually several that combine to form the power of some nasty shit. Pretty much anything that comes out of me is extra-foul, no matter what it started out as. Rose petals or buffalo wings, it doesn't matter. Second issue is more often than not it's closer to a frappe consistency. Last one is that when it's ready, I better be ready, no time to waste, so to speak.
Keeping all that in mind, imagine my concern when while driving around looking for a parking space with my fairly-new girlfriend at the time, I suddenly had to go. Do I jump out and leave her to walk at night in the city? Do I hold it and hope for the best? I calculated the odds, and tried to hold it a little longer, even making some room by letting off some "steam."
Yeah, turns out some came long for the ride. In less than a minute she was asking, "What's that smell?!" She pulled up to our building and I ran inside. On the plus side, I've got a great recomendation for H/A threads about cleaning auto fabric.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
That's actually a diagnosed condition related to sleepwalking.
I actually had the same issue- as the somniac, not the recipient. It started happening about 10 years ago, if I went to bed even the slightest bit aroused. My (now ex-)girlfriend at the time would wonder why I was going at it at 2am. It progressed from there, and once I woke up fucking her. It was surreal.
It kept happening for a while. My next gf thought it a little weird.
When I started doing it to my (now) wife, I really started to get self concious about it. I never did like the fact that I would do something like that without knowing, but it was really getting to me. My wife says that she found it annoying during the attempt, but funny afterwards. The last incident had her coming to bed late after staying up to read. I apparently tried to suck her face off in a fit of sleep sex. She referred to it as trying to NOM HER IN MY SLEEP. Again, not something I remember, or am proud of.
So, Sunday we're having dinner with her friends after a day at Disneyland. I'm talking to one lady about her dog when I hear- "yeah, he was asleep and was all like 'OM NOM NOM!'" I was mortified. This was not only something I was deeply ashamed and embarrassed of, but it was being bandied about as comedy.
I tried to let her know I was uncomfortable with it, buuuut it didn't really sink in.
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This explains so much.
so much
EDIT: And I told you not to reply to me on the forums, and I wouldn't PM you. Why can't you hold up your side of the deal dude? Come on.
Look, Quid. In the Bible it says to go forth and procreate. Don't worry about what we'll do about running out of natural resources. When you starve to death, assuming you've had at least a half dozen christian children, Ronald Reagan will let you in the pearly gates to be with god.
And please, explain why anyone who doesn't want kids are terrible people or why my wife is a bitch.
That's exactly what you said Obs, you didn't say people you said just women, don't be a sexist asshole and then turn it around to (try) make other people look like the bad guy.
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Why do you always want a rational and highly logical explanation to everything? My opinion is based on what I feel, straight from the gut. And I feel that people who do not want to have kids of their own are lacking a critical aspect of what it means to be a human. Come on man, to be human is to be obsessed with recreating humanity itself. Just look at art.
Yea me too, I'll leave it alone. Let's see if I can come up with a story. Oh right, I forgot the name of the special olympics, and was talking to one of my classmates about it. "Oh yeah the uh, uhm oh right, Retard Olympics starts soon!" He starts laughing and I look around, everyone'd heard me and pretty much the whole class was staring daggers at me, teacher included. "What?" is all I have to say, I didn't get an answer, they seemed to have forgetten about it the next day.
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Has anyone here read The Rats in the Walls? Basically, so long as we keep reproducing we have to worry about starvation.
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Much like how as long as we keep living we have to worry about breathing.
My wife, wonderful woman that she is, will on occasion fool around with herself in her sleep. After marrying this habit started transferring over to me when I would wake up to her hands touching me in places. Which, if that weren't strange enough, she took it to a whole other level last night when I woke up to her pushing my hand against her butt to squeeze it. I go ahead thinking I'll be able to go to sleep once I do, but no. She rolls over and starts trying to have sex with me saying we might as well. It being 3 AM I'm still firmly in the mind set of fuck that, I want to sleep and roll over mildly annoyed my wife was bugging me that early in the morning. I found out this morning that she was asleep the entire time.
So there you have it. Some people sleep walk, my wife sleep sexes people.
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O_o
I mean, maybe it's just because my wife rarely gets in the mood, but really? At 3am, I'd be all over it.
I get the feeling if this had happened then I would've woken up like "WTF ARE YOU DOING" and, because I have a tendency to get startled in my sleep, would've hit him and made for an even more entertaining story.
This didn't happen because I seriously don't recall any of this happening at all even though I asked him a few times.
I'm in self-imposed sexile because my roomate's girlfriend is leaving the country in a few days.
EDIT: Reverse boner-shark. That's perfect.
This story makes me remember the last time we forayed into the subject of sleep habits, the most memorable of which was Chewbacca doing the lords prayer. This, of course, makes me imagine Chewbacca dressed as a Catholic priest sexually assaulting a young Quid.
No no, the way I took it is, his roommate's girl is leaving soon, so they are fucking like wild apes. Meanwhile, our friendly SquirrelMob has excused himself out of the room to leave them to do their business.
edit; Also sleep rape is awesome. Especially when both parties are DTF.
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Guess which sentence from this post I'm considering making my sig.
This
Which is usually the right call.
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You do realize that saying that led to an exchange that ended with Obs getting Jailed right?
The above, alonside the fact that blanket statements like this are totally untrue and this is the wrong thread to bring it up in. Make a "not wanting kids iz ebil?" thread and hash this out.
Waitasecond.....
D'oh!
ahaha oh my god, there are two of them.
Obs you fucking suck at life
I'm so angry at you right now, you don't even know
Asshole
I'll sacrifice myself to keep this thread where it belongs; shit stories, not full of shit.
I've got a little bowl problem; actually several that combine to form the power of some nasty shit. Pretty much anything that comes out of me is extra-foul, no matter what it started out as. Rose petals or buffalo wings, it doesn't matter. Second issue is more often than not it's closer to a frappe consistency. Last one is that when it's ready, I better be ready, no time to waste, so to speak.
Keeping all that in mind, imagine my concern when while driving around looking for a parking space with my fairly-new girlfriend at the time, I suddenly had to go. Do I jump out and leave her to walk at night in the city? Do I hold it and hope for the best? I calculated the odds, and tried to hold it a little longer, even making some room by letting off some "steam."
Yeah, turns out some came long for the ride. In less than a minute she was asking, "What's that smell?!" She pulled up to our building and I ran inside. On the plus side, I've got a great recomendation for H/A threads about cleaning auto fabric.
Apparently she was into that sort of thing - we're married.
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This is the best ending to an S&E story ever.
It kept happening for a while. My next gf thought it a little weird.
When I started doing it to my (now) wife, I really started to get self concious about it. I never did like the fact that I would do something like that without knowing, but it was really getting to me. My wife says that she found it annoying during the attempt, but funny afterwards. The last incident had her coming to bed late after staying up to read. I apparently tried to suck her face off in a fit of sleep sex. She referred to it as trying to NOM HER IN MY SLEEP. Again, not something I remember, or am proud of.
So, Sunday we're having dinner with her friends after a day at Disneyland. I'm talking to one lady about her dog when I hear- "yeah, he was asleep and was all like 'OM NOM NOM!'" I was mortified. This was not only something I was deeply ashamed and embarrassed of, but it was being bandied about as comedy.
I tried to let her know I was uncomfortable with it, buuuut it didn't really sink in.