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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think it just has to do with so much money, millions of dollars at stake
    With so much risk, the tendency is to cling to the basest prejudices to try to keep some level of safety

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    Faceless CowardFaceless Coward Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just don't understand this thinking that is still firmly in place in mainstream American movies.
    If the lead isn't white, people won't go see the movie
    This has been disproven over and over again yet the belief holds firm
    The fucking President of our country isn't white anymore and movies still have to be white

    i blame the jews.

    and i just got a good chuckle thinking about a latino LotR.

    George Lopez as Gimli, Mos Def as Pippin, and Denzel as Boromir would probably make sense.

    Of course they wouldn't be stars, only tokens.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just don't understand this thinking that is still firmly in place in mainstream American movies.
    If the lead isn't white, people won't go see the movie
    This has been disproven over and over again yet the belief holds firm
    The fucking President of our country isn't white anymore and movies still have to be white

    Isn't Will Smith the single highest grossing (or highest paid, I forget) actor in Hollywood at the moment?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    The Village was such a kick in the balls. It was pretty creepy originally! Then it was 'GUESS WHAT THE REAL MONSTER WAS THE RETARDED KID. OH AND IT'S MODERN TIMES'.

    The movie was awful but the music was great and Bryce Dallas Howard was hot.

    Also, William Hurt is great in everything he's in. Particularly A History of Violence with the gayest goatee I've ever seen.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    The Village was such a kick in the balls. It was pretty creepy originally! Then it was 'GUESS WHAT THE REAL MONSTER WAS THE RETARDED KID. OH AND IT'S MODERN TIMES'.
    I'm pretty sure there was a book that came out several years before the movie which did a much better job of that whole modern times idea. Damned if I can remember what it was called though. (not the Giver)

    I remember this book! It was the one where the entire village is like a zoo exhibit or something, and they're letting people get sick and die because that's how it was and then the girl has to leave to find medicine and she has to be sneaky about it

    Yeah, that was it! Seems like it was one of the books to receive an award that year, and that's why I read it. The school library in junior high always had that group of award winners for checkout.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just don't understand this thinking that is still firmly in place in mainstream American movies.
    If the lead isn't white, people won't go see the movie
    This has been disproven over and over again yet the belief holds firm
    The fucking President of our country isn't white anymore and movies still have to be white

    Isn't Will Smith the single highest grossing (or highest paid, I forget) actor in Hollywood at the moment?

    Everyone loves Will Smith though

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just don't understand this thinking that is still firmly in place in mainstream American movies.
    If the lead isn't white, people won't go see the movie
    This has been disproven over and over again yet the belief holds firm
    The fucking President of our country isn't white anymore and movies still have to be white

    Isn't Will Smith the single highest grossing (or highest paid, I forget) actor in Hollywood at the moment?
    According to Forbes, last year he was
    This year, third behind Harrison Ford and Adam Sandler
    Meanwhile, you want to take a guess at the overall percentage of minority representation as compared to the general population?
    Hint: Really bad

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Harrison Ford? Really?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Most actor pay is based on royalties now
    I'm guessing he got the largest chunk of Indiana Jones next to Spielberg and Lucas

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Harrison Ford is a cool dude

    I wish he'd do another, better movie than Crystal Skull

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i will certainly be giving him money whenever the movies come out on bluray as a boxed set

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I liked Crystal Skull

    It was as serious as the other movies

    And it was about as good as Temple of Doom

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think he deserved it
    The movie was the third highest grossing of last year
    And I don't think Robert Downy Jr. or Christian Bale could have asked for the kind of percentage he got from their respective movies

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I liked Crystal Skull

    It was as serious as the other movies

    And it was about as good as Temple of Doom
    No it wasn't. Maybe up until the last 15 minutes, then it was dreadful.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I liked Crystal Skull

    It was as serious as the other movies

    And it was about as good as Temple of Doom
    No it wasn't. Maybe up until the last 15 minutes, then it was dreadful.

    Yeah, that ending was just...

    It was something

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm going to write a fantasy screenplay but the twist will be that all the main characters are minorities. Someone will buy my screenplay and I will also win a Nobel Prize for, I don't know, something.

    I mean they bought the rights to Eragon, I figure I just need to rip off another famous movie and change everything to fantasy and I'll be golden.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Earthsea books kind of did that. Then Sci-Fi bought the movie rights and changed every character's race except the one they got Danny Glover to play.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    I'm going to write a fantasy screenplay but the twist will be that all the main characters are minorities. Someone will buy my screenplay and I will also win a Nobel Prize for, I don't know, something.

    I mean they bought the rights to Eragon, I figure I just need to rip off another famous movie and change everything to fantasy and I'll be golden.

    Fantasy Star Trek

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    set phasers to magic missile

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I'm going to write a fantasy screenplay but the twist will be that all the main characters are minorities. Someone will buy my screenplay and I will also win a Nobel Prize for, I don't know, something.

    I mean they bought the rights to Eragon, I figure I just need to rip off another famous movie and change everything to fantasy and I'll be golden.

    Fantasy Star Trek

    Fantasy Mass Effect?

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ang? Appa? Kung-fu?

    Something tells me I don't even care to find out what this comic is about.

    I'll just be over here lolling at morgan freeman.

    You're a fucking ignorant moron.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw the trailer for this at the beginning of Transformers 2 today and it looked suitably epic. I don't know anything about the anime, but this has the potential to be at least mildly decent.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Nas was Transformers really that bad

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    The Village was such a kick in the balls. It was pretty creepy originally! Then it was 'GUESS WHAT THE REAL MONSTER WAS THE RETARDED KID. OH AND IT'S MODERN TIMES'.
    I'm pretty sure there was a book that came out several years before the movie which did a much better job of that whole modern times idea. Damned if I can remember what it was called though. (not the Giver)

    I remember this book! It was the one where the entire village is like a zoo exhibit or something, and they're letting people get sick and die because that's how it was and then the girl has to leave to find medicine and she has to be sneaky about it

    I think that was called Running Out of Time. I remember reading it in 5th grade.

    EDIT: The wiki article is a mess but it confirms that this was the title of the book!

    I remember that there was a rumor that one of the trees in their town was haunted when really it was a thing where tourists could climb into it from underground and watch the village through a knothole.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man everyone knows white people can't do kung-fu. Look at how bad Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce Lee.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I saw the trailer for this at the beginning of Transformers 2 today and it looked suitably epic. I don't know anything about the anime, but this has the potential to be at least mildly decent.

    psst, it's not an anime,
    psst, america rules!

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I would watch the hell out of the Airbender movie if Morgan Freeman flew around as Appa

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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Look people, we are spending entirely too much time arguing about race, bad movies, etc. We need to figure out one thing.


    What the fuck is gonna be the twist at the end of this movie?

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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jokes about M Night's name make me want to rip by dick off.

    Good comic though.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MoosehatIV wrote: »
    Look people, we are spending entirely too much time arguing about race, bad movies, etc. We need to figure out one thing.


    What the fuck is gonna be the twist at the end of this movie?

    the airbenders were actually a vicious race of militaristic ninjas

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NO AANG YOU ARE THE FIRE NATION

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    At least we got our speech bubbles back

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    NO AANG YOU ARE THE FIRE NATION

    And then Aang was the Momo

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JAEF wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
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    Never having seen Avatar this comic loses all of its punch.
    I've never watched it either but was still able to appreciate the humor of this strip.
    I had to scroll down to the post that mentioned this was about the Avatar movie that was being made to even understand what was going on. That is rather disappointing. Why can't he talk about beholders from the Dungeons and Dragons movie? Or the beautiful masterpiece that was its sequel? That's something everyone has seen and can connect with Gabe on.

    Also if it wasn't mentioned in the text of the comic, I would have no idea that colored gentleman was Morgan Freeman.

    I've never seen either of the Dungeon and Dragons movies.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i hope momo isn't a crappy cg like that thing in lost in space.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    i hope momo isn't a crappy cg like that thing in lost in space.

    Probably
    But it's been ten years since then so probably less crappy

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So I guess Gabe and Tycho spoiled the twist of the Avatar movie.

    Morgan Freeman, of course.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What little I've seen of Avatar I've actually really liked, I'm just not about to get 3 or 4 volumes of DVDs to watch. I have enough cartoon DVDs for now.

    It's pretty bullshit that they're whitening up Avatar but it's a symptom of a larger problem with there not being nearly-enough Asian child actors in this country.

    edit: Or Eskimos for that matter.

    The last Stephen Chow movie, CJ7, had the lead boy role played by a girl. Apparently, she was either the best actor who auditioned, or Stephen Chow wanted her in the movie no matter what.

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    JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    JAEF wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    JAEF wrote: »
    Never having seen Avatar this comic loses all of its punch.
    I've never watched it either but was still able to appreciate the humor of this strip.
    I had to scroll down to the post that mentioned this was about the Avatar movie that was being made to even understand what was going on. That is rather disappointing. Why can't he talk about beholders from the Dungeons and Dragons movie? Or the beautiful masterpiece that was its sequel? That's something everyone has seen and can connect with Gabe on.

    Also if it wasn't mentioned in the text of the comic, I would have no idea that colored gentleman was Morgan Freeman.

    I've never seen either of the Dungeon and Dragons movies.
    I can never unsee them.

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    so I guess it's been discussed that the fire nation is japanese, earth kingdom is chinese, water tribe is inuit, and air nomads are tibeten?

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