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Oh shit you guys I totallly forgot!

JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
Tomorrow's Yom Kippur and i havent had anything to eat since breakfast, and it's and hour and a half before sundown here!!!


i need things to eat, and lots of them or else i'll be super hungry tomorrow


so, Yom Kippur thread

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fuck that I'm not fasting

    in a related twist somehow I got roped into reading the haftarah at the late service tomorrow

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bacon and egg sandwich

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would fast.

    But instead, my friends and I are going out to get some tasty Mexican food!

    That sounds much better than fasting.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    bacon and egg and cheese and shellfish sandwich

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kippers

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    kippers

    yom, sounds good

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pasta will fill your stomach up nicely.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "Yom Kippur."

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Couldn't you have used the Rosh Hashana thread?

    By definition, it's only about a week old

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kippers are horrid though

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    kippers

    for breakfast?
    is it St Swithin's day already?
    TIIIIIISSSS

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    bacon and egg and cheese and shellfish sandwich

    and owl and all those other silly things

    and some of them creeping things too

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    vultures I think

    isn't there something against scavengers

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Couldn't you have used the Rosh Hashana thread?

    By definition, it's only about a week old


    i could have i guess

    but yet here we are

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I dunno, where's evander, our resident jewperman

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kippers are horrid though

    i thought we were suggesting terrible things for him
    my mistake

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was totally going to go to the nearby ice cream parlour but it was raining :(

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    This is gonna be the worst day off ever!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kippers are horrid though

    i thought we were suggesting terrible things for him
    my mistake

    oh in that case then have some nevilles

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So what are you, some type of muslim or something

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    kippers are horrid though

    i thought we were suggesting terrible things for him
    my mistake

    oh in that case then have some nevilles

    Nonsense.
    I am delicious.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bring back the moogle

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    whole buncha pork

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled chicken for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled chicken for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

    the irish way of preparing food

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    moogle, eh?
    i could do that soon mebbe

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

    the irish way of preparing food

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

    the irish way of preparing food

    I was under the impression that was putting everything into a pot and boiling it for 17 and a half hours straight?

    Edit - well played Llama, well played.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ughhh

    I have a paper due on Tuesday and I'm not done with it now, so my mother has decided to spend the next 24 hours yelling at me about how stupid I am because I'm fasting

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    All I know is that I have the day off, tchea Jewish bakery.

    And there are 2, 2lb challahs in my fridge.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm all dressed up to go to services already

    my family have adopted a can't-be-fucked attitude to services, so we usually just rock up at 11:30, leave at 1:30, then hang out at home until sundown

    it's worked out pretty well!

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I'm all dressed up to go to services already

    my family have adopted a can't-be-fucked attitude to services, so we usually just rock up at 11:30, leave at 1:30, then hang out at home until sundown

    it's worked out pretty well!

    this is normally where I stand
    except I have to stay til mincha to read the first third of the haftarah (its like a million words long so me and two other people are splitting it)

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I'm all dressed up to go to services already

    my family have adopted a can't-be-fucked attitude to services, so we usually just rock up at 11:30, leave at 1:30, then hang out at home until sundown

    it's worked out pretty well!

    this is normally where I stand
    except I have to stay til mincha to read the first third of the haftarah (its like a million words long so me and two other people are splitting it)

    oh shit, that haftarah?

    god, that is like the Ulysses of haftarah readings

    I'm sorry man, good luck

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    All I know is that I have the day off, tchea Jewish bakery.

    And there are 2, 2lb challahs in my fridge.

    sara give me one

    and send me pastrami if your deli carries it

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    All I know is that I have the day off, tchea Jewish bakery.

    And there are 2, 2lb challahs in my fridge.

    sara give me one

    and send me pastrami if your deli carries it

    they're bigger than my head

    it's so ridiculous

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I fucking love plain challah

    could eat that shit with matzoball erryday

    raisin challah's an affront against man and God though

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    raisin challah is the best fuckin' thing ever, yaya

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always have the kol nidre prayer stuck in my head for weeks

    probably because they sing it three fucking times in a row

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    All I know is that I have the day off, tchea Jewish bakery.

    And there are 2, 2lb challahs in my fridge.

    sara give me one

    and send me pastrami if your deli carries it

    they're bigger than my head

    it's so ridiculous

    that's not sending me food sara

    that's telling me things

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't believe I'm fooling around on the internet today.

    They should send me to one of those Chinese camps where they kick you with jackboots if you go online.

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