What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.
First two weeks of basic training
Which consist of being yelled at and little else
It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.
Doesn't make it any less stressful
Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count
Some guys go longer, some go shorter
I went longer
How was my post not obviously a joke? Scared shitless? Come on.
What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.
First two weeks of basic training
Which consist of being yelled at and little else
It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.
Doesn't make it any less stressful
Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count
Some guys go longer, some go shorter
I went longer
I have no idea when I shit when I first went to boot camp. You see, I was in the Marine Corps, so my first experience was to be moved from one windowless room to another for about 45 hours before being allowed to sleep. If I shit, it was in my shorts.
However, 13 weeks later I was eating lumps of coal for dinner and shitting out diamonds on a regular schedule. I took my meals on the pull up bar and I'd do pushups while checking my e-mail, just for kicks.
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
Yes, yes i have. And that is why i went to church for 4 years after.
were you stressed about coming to pax?
because I can't think of a single other logical reason to have fucking ruined that bathroom like you did
What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.
First two weeks of basic training
Which consist of being yelled at and little else
It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.
Doesn't make it any less stressful
Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count
Some guys go longer, some go shorter
I went longer
How was my post not obviously a joke? Scared shitless? Come on.
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
Yes, yes i have. And that is why i went to church for 4 years after.
were you stressed about coming to pax?
because I can't think of a single other logical reason to have fucking ruined that bathroom like you did
that you hadnt shit for weeks is the only answer
I think it was the first shit of the day after a bunch of bad food choices. They can get worse man, I am dead on the inside i suspect.
have you ever considered following in your parent's footsteps and joining the armed forces?
hell no
why? not man enough? don't call people pansy for trying and failing something that you won't dare to.
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
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seriously
seriously guys. he needs our help, not our ridicule. don't listen to them wiggster. i know you can do it.
i'm not really a germaphobe, but i try to limit my contact with public restroom surfaces at all costs.
I mock pansy bullshit no matter the source
i'm at a point where wren is more likeable
think about that
i usually put down that shield of toilet paper on the seat
have you ever considered following in your parent's footsteps and joining the armed forces?
How was my post not obviously a joke? Scared shitless? Come on.
I have no idea when I shit when I first went to boot camp. You see, I was in the Marine Corps, so my first experience was to be moved from one windowless room to another for about 45 hours before being allowed to sleep. If I shit, it was in my shorts.
However, 13 weeks later I was eating lumps of coal for dinner and shitting out diamonds on a regular schedule. I took my meals on the pull up bar and I'd do pushups while checking my e-mail, just for kicks.
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hell no
Woah man, lets not say things we might regret.
because I can't think of a single other logical reason to have fucking ruined that bathroom like you did
that you hadnt shit for weeks is the only answer
Look you know I'm broken
i need to improve as a human being
something something bestiality something something
for fuck's sake
no meissnerd
why? not man enough? don't call people pansy for trying and failing something that you won't dare to.
What if the Air Force developed a personal flying device that strapped to your back?
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really? care to help a bro with a link?
no, I am not man enough
buster there should be an addendum
what if you naked
I think it was the first shit of the day after a bunch of bad food choices. They can get worse man, I am dead on the inside i suspect.
and yo butt get wet
I'm listening
there's no good track record of him mentioning anything personal without a polarizing response
No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.
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