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Here's a situation

BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
You're in a public place
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well I'm already shitting so

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cover myself in toilet paper and run out pretending to be a mummy.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cover myself in toilet paper and run out pretending to be a mummy.

    lock the thread

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    masturbate profusely

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    put my dick through a glory hole?

    yeah, that sounds like a plan.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kick the stall door down whilst placing your clenched fists on your waist superman style with your pants down

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I poop into my hands, crash outta the stall throw it into their faces and run as fast as I can.

    Run Run Run on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sway those hips

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, the sign saying women is just a suggestion.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is the best text-based adventure game I've ever played!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I actually had this happen once

    I took the first option

    thankfully, it was a fairly crowded movie theater

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I AM THE MUMMY OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM

    LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR A GROUP OF YOUNG WOMEN TO FREE ME FROM MY CAPTIVITY

    I THANK YOU

    YOU SHALL FOREVER BE PROTECTED FROM THE MUMMY'S CURSE

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh no teenage girls are going to make a hullabaloo, better hide in here until they leave.

    Grow some balls you pathetic man.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    scream loudly about the shit.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    purse those lips

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    show me dat butt

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    This is the best text-based adventure game I've ever played!

    I want Chico to illustrate it.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    pretend to be a drag queen?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rub the feces all over your face as a disguise and then casually walk out.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    work dat strut

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    have your date come get you and say "THAT'S where you went, i was so worried about you, my retarded brother."

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    You're in a public place
    And you get the sudden urge to poop
    So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
    Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
    People with a high voices
    You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
    You're in the Women's Restroom
    Now you must make a decision
    Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
    Or
    Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
    Make your choice
    And for God's sake make it quickly

    I think I'd laugh my ass off

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    girl lift dat shirt

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Buster is this happening right now

    are you on your iphone or whatever, trying to figure out what to do

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wipe my ass thoroughly, flush, open the stall door, wash my hands and walk right out whistling.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Enquire if any of the girls wish to be a fag hag.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2009
    This has happened to me. You just walk out and say "what up ladies".

    Tube on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Wipe my ass thoroughly, flush, open the stall door, wash my hands and walk right out whistling.

    Gotta make sure your pants are buttoned and your dick is kinda sticking out.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    baby you make me hurt

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    taters I think we have a future in hip hop

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You be on the road to Shambala

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this question lacks relevance for me

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.

    I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Another thing you can say on the way out is "What the fuck are you doing in the mens washroom?"

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    taters I think we have a future in hip hop

    our rhymes are the illest

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i peek over the stall for a nearby window, if it exist

    i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker

    alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby

    obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on

    at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like

    DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS

    tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.

    I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit

    If you squat so that you're higher up, you get louder plops

    And you could grunt some

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.

    I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit

    cupping of the hands

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    this question lacks relevance for me

    Well, just imagine pooping in the men's room while giggling teenage boys come in.

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