the reason that ugly people get laid is because they have low standards and will have sex with other ugly people and/or fat people, who in turn have low standards and etc. etc.
so basically the moral of the story is
"if you want to have lots of sex, lower your standards"
i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.
i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.
Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.
I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.
i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.
Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.
I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.
The smell alone brings him into a mad frenzied state. All vagina crazy.
I'm pretty sure that's what his avatar is doing right now.
Some friends of mine apparently think so too, they looked all bewildered when the topic came up.
Yeah sure dude, other dicks have been there, but my dick was in other bajingos too, so what's the deal?
i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.
Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.
I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.
The smell alone brings him into a mad frenzied state. All vagina crazy.
I'm pretty sure that's what his avatar is doing right now.
You're not far from the truth
I can smell yours from here :winky:
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Some friends of mine apparently think so too, they looked all bewildered when the topic came up.
Yeah sure dude, other dicks have been there, but my dick was in other bajingos too, so what's the deal?
Just be like, "Like you've never sucked a cock before. Quit your bitchin, and munch that rug for the lady."
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yeah pretty much.
and that too
I keep forgetting to buff people
also I hadn't eaten at a jim's in fucking forever but holy shit can you trust a restaurant with a cowboy for a sign with bacon
I need to invent some kind of scent/flavor oil ladies can put in their vasheens that makes it taste and smell like bacon.
Guys will eat that shit all day. Erryday.
I'm going to be so fucking rich.
no see you cannot entrust this to women
you need to make a gum or something, something discreet guys can use
that will either mask the scent and smell of a varguina or will combine with it somehow to make it appealing
I think bajingos smelling like bacon still falls into the not-so-fresh category
Haha, like Mission Impossible.
Mash the red half with the green...
Only instead, it makes her explode with flavor.
:winky:
chlorine is not tasty I guess, who would've known!
yeah, I love bacon, but some things don't need combining.
Vagina and bourbon on the other hand...
HAHAHAHA oh holy shit, you rock.
I really chose bacon by how ridiculous it would be.
I do agree that mint would be fucking rad, though.
So fresh. So clean.
Fill that dirty snatch with colgate.
Dirty Snatch? Clean it up with Orbit!
Gin will do in a pinch.
Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.
I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.
The smell alone brings him into a mad frenzied state. All vagina crazy.
I'm pretty sure that's what his avatar is doing right now.
neat!
Some friends of mine apparently think so too, they looked all bewildered when the topic came up.
Yeah sure dude, other dicks have been there, but my dick was in other bajingos too, so what's the deal?
You're not far from the truth
thank you peter, for that magnificent mental image
anyway I am not a fan of the taste, but going down on a woman is nice
they're just so happy afterwards, it does my heart good
Just be like, "Like you've never sucked a cock before. Quit your bitchin, and munch that rug for the lady."
that is some stank alright
let me get upwind and we can do this proper
can't wait to try that
they fucking go nuts
See... time to bacon that shit up, right there.