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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the reason that ugly people get laid is because they have low standards and will have sex with other ugly people and/or fat people, who in turn have low standards and etc. etc.

    so basically the moral of the story is

    "if you want to have lots of sex, lower your standards"

    yeah pretty much.
    Quethal wrote:
    Also, alcohol.

    and that too

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quethal wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I love having breakfast for dinner. It's kind of my favorite thing

    EDIT: One might even say it's better than sex

    I think breakfast foods are one of the best post-sex foods.

    Who else here has gotten that incredible hunger after a long boning session? Isn't it so fulfilling to eat afterward?

    pre-breakfast bone followed by breakfast at Jim's

    awesome fucking sunday

    That is the best way to start a Sunday.

    Only, I don't have a "Jim's" here, but there are many acceptable substitutes.

    (Also, Mysst, I totally keep buffing you on the Facebook D&D Tiny Adventures game and you should buff me back :winky: )


    Edit: That was a little downtime there.

    I keep forgetting to buff people

    also I hadn't eaten at a jim's in fucking forever but holy shit can you trust a restaurant with a cowboy for a sign with bacon

  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    ugh, stanky veejays are pretty repulsive.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Ugh, I just had a breakthrough.

    I need to invent some kind of scent/flavor oil ladies can put in their vasheens that makes it taste and smell like bacon.

    Guys will eat that shit all day. Erryday.

    I'm going to be so fucking rich.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think they have that already. I would probably throw up though if that were the case

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ugh, I just had a breakthrough.

    I need to invent some kind of scent/flavor oil ladies can put in their vasheens that makes it taste and smell like bacon.

    Guys will eat that shit all day. Erryday.

    I'm going to be so fucking rich.

    no see you cannot entrust this to women

    you need to make a gum or something, something discreet guys can use

    that will either mask the scent and smell of a varguina or will combine with it somehow to make it appealing

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    vagina is an acquired taste, but I guess so is semen!

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    more like a (hugo) boss

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't know guys

    I think bajingos smelling like bacon still falls into the not-so-fresh category

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man, a vagina that's been in a pool is such a weird taste

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    vagina out of the shower is great.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vaginas should taste and smell like mint. I'd go for that

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i would leave right away if any part of a girl smelled overwhelmingly like bacon. especially if it was her vagina.

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Ugh, I just had a breakthrough.

    I need to invent some kind of scent/flavor oil ladies can put in their vasheens that makes it taste and smell like bacon.

    Guys will eat that shit all day. Erryday.

    I'm going to be so fucking rich.

    no see you cannot entrust this to women

    you need to make a gum or something, something discreet guys can use

    that will either mask the scent and smell of a varguina or will combine with it somehow to make it appealing

    Haha, like Mission Impossible.

    Mash the red half with the green...

    Only instead, it makes her explode with flavor.
    Spoiler:

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man, a vagina that's been in a pool is such a weird taste

    chlorine is not tasty I guess, who would've known!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i would leave right away if any part of a girl smelled overwhelmingly like bacon. especially if it was her vagina.

    yeah, I love bacon, but some things don't need combining.

    Vagina and bourbon on the other hand...

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.

    HAHAHAHA oh holy shit, you rock.

    I really chose bacon by how ridiculous it would be.

    I do agree that mint would be fucking rad, though.

    So fresh. So clean.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Vaginas should taste and smell like mint. I'd go for that

    Fill that dirty snatch with colgate.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Vaginas should taste and smell like mint. I'd go for that

    Fill that dirty snatch with colgate.

    Dirty Snatch? Clean it up with Orbit!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I don't know guys

    I think bajingos smelling like bacon still falls into the not-so-fresh category
    Spoiler:

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Poor some Cristal over that bitch.

    Gin will do in a pinch.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    usually i'm just so happy that the girl is showing me her naughty parts

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  • QuethalQuethal Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.

    Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.

    I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.

    Weaver wrote: »
    Quethal is fun. As soon as he gets two drinks in him, his eyes turn into this giant billboard that screams "LADIES!"
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You guys are fucking gross. FUCKING GROSS

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Quethal wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.

    Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.

    I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.

    The smell alone brings him into a mad frenzied state. All vagina crazy.

    I'm pretty sure that's what his avatar is doing right now.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you'll understand when you're older.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am in the same boat as Quethal and Mysst

    neat!

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, going down on your special lady is good, but no one wants to think about some internet poster's face covered in vagina juice.

    Fuck off and die.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You guys are fucking gross. FUCKING GROSS

    Some friends of mine apparently think so too, they looked all bewildered when the topic came up.
    Yeah sure dude, other dicks have been there, but my dick was in other bajingos too, so what's the deal?

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  • QuethalQuethal Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Quethal wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    i mean as long as a girl is generally hygienic and showers regularly there is nothing wrong with the normal taste and smell of a vagina all dripping down your face.

    Mysst, let's be brothers in our love for vagina all over our faces.

    I can't tell you guys how much I love the smell/taste of vagina. It is entrancing.

    The smell alone brings him into a mad frenzied state. All vagina crazy.

    I'm pretty sure that's what his avatar is doing right now.

    You're not far from the truth
    Spoiler:

    Weaver wrote: »
    Quethal is fun. As soon as he gets two drinks in him, his eyes turn into this giant billboard that screams "LADIES!"
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Man, going down on your special lady is good, but no one wants to think about some internet poster's face covered in vagina juice.

    thank you peter, for that magnificent mental image

    anyway I am not a fan of the taste, but going down on a woman is nice

    they're just so happy afterwards, it does my heart good

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You guys are fucking gross. FUCKING GROSS

    Some friends of mine apparently think so too, they looked all bewildered when the topic came up.
    Yeah sure dude, other dicks have been there, but my dick was in other bajingos too, so what's the deal?

    Just be like, "Like you've never sucked a cock before. Quit your bitchin, and munch that rug for the lady."

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well right now I am not too fond because she has a uti so it is like woah girl

    that is some stank alright

    let me get upwind and we can do this proper

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also who here gave that advice about sucking some mints beforehand and then just gently blowing

    can't wait to try that

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    that was me who gave that

    they fucking go nuts

  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    well right now I am not too fond because she has a uti so it is like woah girl

    that is some stank alright

    let me get upwind and we can do this proper

    See... time to bacon that shit up, right there.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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