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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also bale I was not going to give him advice bale

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    ru


    fi


    OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

    there was a kid at my school who looked like rufio so i always did this when i saw him

    and he was in the year below so i dont know what his real name was or if he even had a name
    maybe his name really was rufio

    Air on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD I'm gonna stop giving you advice because you'll just do what you're going to do anyway, which is why advice is universally useless, but
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Something drastic needs to be done, and done immediately, but I really don't know what exactly to do.

    do your best to phase out this perspective, because it won't help

    and being a fat dude in a yoga class and/or being bad at yoga is something nobody there cares about, so if you can get past your own issues and actually want to be there, you'll be fine

    yoga-goers are like the friendliest, hippiest folk there are

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Air wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    ru


    fi


    OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

    there was a kid at my school who looked like rufio so i always did this when i saw him

    and he was in the year below so i dont know what his real name was or if he even had a name
    maybe his name really was rufio

    could he fight?

    could he fly?

    could he crow?

    Balefuego on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    then a couple years later i saw him at uni and before i recognised him properly he was already yelling out rufio at me and i was like 'no. you are doing it wrong. you are rufio. bye'

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    DE?AD I'm gonna stop giving you advice because you'll just do what you're going to do anyway, which is why advice is universally useless, but
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Something drastic needs to be done, and done immediately, but I really don't know what exactly to do.

    do your best to phase out this perspective, because it won't help

    Man, I ain't tryin' to shoot shit down or anything, it's just that I am an impatient dude to begin with and this shit has been going on for so long already.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ok I actually have to leave for work now

    DE?AD if you go to one of those classes the only advice I would give you is to rope one of your friends into doing it with you. Wingmen are a good source of instant confidence.

    Bonus points for a female friend.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I need a goddamn wingman. Unfortunately my best friend is so socially awkward that it's painful sometimes.

    Think I'm gonna need to rely on my female friends.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    bombardier seems like he'd be an awesome wingman

    he got me a free kate beaton sketch

    he can do anything

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am the best wingman

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    bombardier seems like he'd be an awesome wingman

    he got me a free kate beaton sketch

    he can do anything

    Well he already has those pilot goggles and everything

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    grug wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    grug how old are you now

    24. YO.

    Interacting with people from the internet irl is different from your internetactions.

    yeah I didn't think you were older than me

    and DE?AD's 23

    so he has one year to get to where you are now before it's too late


    dang

    pretty much he needs to fall out of love with someone and not give a fuck

    then he needs to make a group of friends, not close friends, but people who hang out, people who drink.

    then he needs to start going out with maybe a couple of people and starting conversations with strangers..

    he needs to talk to girls on the train

    he needs to smile, the alpha male always smiles.

    grug on
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i am glossing over huge details.

    grug on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no clue how to start conversations. None.

    It is utterly baffling to me.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread.

    This thread is the worst.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grug wrote: »

    he needs to smile, the alpha male always smiles.

    Also, puff out your body hair to appear larger and wait for your muzzle to turn red and blue. At the same time your buttocks should swell and turn blue and red as well.

    Macera on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread.

    This thread is the worst.

    There are many things that are the worst.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread.

    This thread is the worst.

    Ahem:
    Macera wrote: »
    Energeno wrote: »
    no one posts it because the author is a pedo

    Does this mean no one in the last 30 years has been allowed to enjoy Polanski's movies too? I don't give a fuck what the dude is if he makes funny webcomics.

    You know whose paintings you might enjoy?

    HITLERS.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    I have no clue how to start conversations. None.

    It is utterly baffling to me.

    you try, and you most definitely fail

    then you try again with someone new

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Smoking cigarettes is a great way to get to know people who smoke cigarettes.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    it's also a great way to meet people who buy a lot of mouthwash and gum

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So says the guy who buys American Trident.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Guys I'm taking advice from Swordfights.

    This is where I'm at.

    This is a thing I'm doin'.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    By the way, ask him if he boned that chick.

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Which chick

    Chick in new orleans?

    No.

    Only made out with her.

    Dead I have not given you any advice

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD, just whip your cock out, all the time.

    Checking out at the grocery store? Whip your cock out.

    Renting porn from the video store? Whip your cock out.

    Riding public transportation? Whip your cock out.

    Its a great way to meet the ladies.
    Lady cops and judges

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I need a goddamn wingman. Unfortunately my best friend is so socially awkward that it's painful sometimes.

    Think I'm gonna need to rely on my female friends.

    what if this looks like you are taken

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    OH OH OH OH

    MOVIE CHICK

    Also no. She forgot saturday was homecoming so we went and danced.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    So says the guy who buys American Trident.

    hey I got a girl's number in the gum aisle that day

    the big gum aisle

    of my dreams

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD if you still lived semi-close to me I would drive up to your place, give you a high-five, a hug, and a kick to the shins.

    In random order.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Guys I'm taking advice from Swordfights.

    This is where I'm at.

    This is a thing I'm doin'.

    good

    unless his advice is bad

    and then swordfights, quit it

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    hey larlar

    hows about

    unjailing me 15 hours early

    its my birthdaaayyy

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That's silly bucketman.

    Public transportation in California. Pfff.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mean I want to come in here and shout about my sexual conquests but now I can't because its sadder than a homeless clown who can't take his red nose off because frostbite claimed his original visage.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A homeless clown with no nose isn't sad, Volu.

    It is absolutely terrifying.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    heheheh

    grug on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    smoking has resulted in a few notable smoking friends and meetings

    smoking after lectures and outside libraries you see the same people all the time and everyone eventually needs to bum a smoke or a light

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    okay so I guess it's time for everyone to suffer in silence again

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