So SE++ Have you said the wrong thing recently accidentally called a nun hot stuff? Killed the wrong person? Accidentally wore brown shoes with black pants? Yelled out your father's name during sex?
Tell me your social faux pas that you have performed recently.
I just sent an email to friend asking if he wanted to come out tonight and ending it with "providing you are in the city (he has just flown out to do some work and I was unsure if he was back yet) or are allowed out you should come out."
He replied with, "Yeah I'm still swamped with work but as a side note, I no longer have a ball and chain."
So SE what wrong thing have you said recently.
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oh, forums user hacksaw...
'wait, you both had that handle?'
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Ahaha yeah no they have the same first name, it's spelled the same too. They look very different though. Hacksaw is tall and blond and skinny, my dad is shorter and stockier and has dark hair.
I always refer to Hacksaw as my boyfriend in front of my family and as his first name/username in front of friends.
No, my dad is 57.
I hate temporary losing the ability to speak. So embarrassing.
Everything I say ends up blurringalkjsdfjasdghagafg
Just like that.
i'm not good at retail jobs
he said "or if you wanted, you could come to my place in coal harbour some time and watch the seaplanes land!" which would've been fine, but he finished that up with "though they'll get annoying when they wake you up in the morning."
she nervously laughed and he had no idea how she would've taken that, until she left and i explained it to him
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This kicks the thread off pretty well.
It was about screwdrivers and showing affection, but apparently I'm the only one in the congregation that wasn't thinking about the pastor's penis not fitting right the whole time.
We're trying to find the most inappropriate way to tell him.
"You were talking about fitting your penis into their vaginas right?"
similar thing: My physics lecturer was trying to logic his way through what happens to the frequency of oscillation in harmonic motion when the driving force is at a frequency below the natural frequency and above the natural frequency
basically like pushing a pendulum really really fast or poking it once every minute or so
so as an example he started talking about pushing a kid on a swing, and mimed it as he was talking and thinking about it, doing the case of pushing slowly first
and then: "so if the driving frequency is really high..." *mimes violent shaking*... keeps talking about it for a while, then he turns to the class and notices a few people with kind of shocked looks on their faces, then looks down at his hands
"never shake a baby"
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boy was my face doing this :winky:
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Someone is pretty dead-set on sending clips to his son and making him tell him.
I want to get one of the super old members to tell him.
Nothing is more uncomfortable than an eighty-year-old making dick jokes.
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First Brontosauruses and now this?
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Then one of the girls in the booth saw what we were laughing at and got so mad
I wasn't embarrassed or anything I just wanted to tell this story
Torosaurs must've been awesomer?
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Oh, but you will all probably enjoy to hear that this weekend for the fourth time I attended the training session to be a camp counselor. While there almost everyone told me to shave my mustache off because it would not only scare the children but also the parents. They even mentioned how they were now scared of me.
But I am staying strong till PAX, for you guys.
I guess a little background first. I work at a grocery store. A lot of people pay with EBT (foodstamps), which can't be used to buy stuff that isn't food, like paper towels or beer, and some stores make the customer separate out which stuff is EBT-approved and which isn't and do it with two separate transactions. Our register system automatically does that, and so usually whenever someone tells me it's going to be two separate transactions and one is all food stuff and one is all beer and paper products, I just say "Oh, are you going to be paying with EBT? You don't have to split that stuff up, it's easier if it's all on one."
So this guy comes up to the register yesterday, he's a black guy, and he does the same thing, putting the beer on a different tab. So, like I do with literally every other customer, I say, "Oh, is that going to be on foodstamps? You don't have to separate it."
"Foodstamps?! What's this about foodstamps!?" He digs out his badge to show me he works for the department of justice. "This is just a joint checking account! There are no foodstamps in my household."
All the while I'm trying to explain haltingly about the way our system works and just end up with a feeble apology. Oops, I guess I'm a racist now.
So there's me. A 31 year old dude that looks like me, sitting on a park bench, taking pictures of children in a park and drawing them as fast as I can, and trying desperately not to look like a pedophile, which only serves to make me look more shift and nervous.
God damn I got some ugly looks from some parents.
Is anyone else sort of turned on by incest? I don't mean incest within your own family but outwards. Like watching a brother make-out with a sister, even better if they are black-out drunk or don't even know about the blood relation.
Yeah? Can I get a yeah?
I'll be dancing out of the house, all shackled up and everything.
yeah there's this one guy
a palaeontologist or a fossil biologist or some shit
who proposes that more than half of currently classified species of dinosaur should not have their unique classification and are just younger or older examples of already classified species.
I remain dubious.
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Tell him I will fight him right now.