I am a cool guy and I like to do cool things
I am fashion forward. if popping collars is cool, popping 7 collars is like 10 times as cool.
a healthy tan is cool too. it lets people know you appreciate the great outdoors and spend time hiking.
if you are going to have a beard, it is important to keep that shit trim and well-groomed. I like to play tower defense with my beard. also, DIOR
ladies like when you use them as weights. I do not know why this is.
if you lift a lot of women you will develop bulges in your arms. moving your arms in certain ways will cause these bulges to be bulgier. it is a cool way to let people know that you are fit.
also I think people understand that when you have a nice car you may need to create a bubble of protection around it. it is a good idea to get a license plate with your car emblem on it, though, to alleviate any confusion about WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS OH A BMW.
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You have a pretty comprehensive douchepedia here.
you irredeemable douchegoose
In the hopes that they hit my shitty car with on their way out.
godoucheoose?
dogooseche?
ONLY THE ACTORS WHO PORTRAY IT
food coma zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it sucks though when people door ding you
for real
I'm so that clown that parks hells of far away from the store in the parking lot or whatever to avoid that shit.
i would park so close on the driver's side that he'd have to crawl in the other side
This cannot happen
Fuck those people
Well done. Quite in theme.
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It's that too, but also the person who sponsors a child for baptism. Also in theory they are supposed to be akin to a chosen aunt or uncle, someone to offer guidance to the child growing up. Again, why you'd pick me for any of those roles boggles my mind.
aka wall decoration
this is still happening
and replace the op with a picture of this guy:
Skippy has always been cool.
All know this.
Face Twit Rav Gram
30 minute nap with like four redundant layers of alarms, then coffee.
Take a nap. Use an alarm clock.
if you ask me
Training montage, throw on some eye of the tiger drink a Bawls, Mountain Dew, Red Bull smoothy and eat cheetos until you are ready.
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Massive heart attack during a round of golf. Not a bad way to go I suppose.
Jumping jacks.
Or just set your alarm and take a nap.
Face Twit Rav Gram
he should have picked the 9 iron
take a nap and then wake up in the space between now and the time you need to be awake
On the black screen
You're a wise man.
Apply Espresso.
is it better to dump all your souls into the stats you will raise the highest first, or the lowest?
like say I am making a character with 30+ in Vit/End/Dex and about 18-22 in STR/Faith
should I pump up faith and str first because that would take less time or should I work towards the others instead?
I did not realize how much I would miss going to the gym.
I also tried out some custom game types online last night, like a tower defense thing and a nexus wars thing, and both were fun.