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Variable · October 2010

fem-bon

Preacher · October 2010

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

Feral · October 2010

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

[QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

lady-boner[/QUOTE]

herection

Gooey · October 2010

Variable wrote: »

fem-bon

is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

Arch · October 2010

hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

Bama · October 2010

Feral wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

[QUOTE=Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory;16989954a fleeting erection or feminine equivalent

lady-boner

herection[/QUOTE]
pitchin' a pup tent?

nexuscrawler · October 2010

little man in the boat giving a 6 gun salute

TL DR · October 2010

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · October 2010

Arch wrote: »

hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

Variable · October 2010

Gooey wrote: »

Variable wrote: »

fem-bon

is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

boy I hope so

Bama · October 2010

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Gooey · October 2010

Arch wrote: »

hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

TO: Boss

From: Arch

GIVE ME A LETTER OF RECOMENDATIONS BITCH I AM LEAVING THIS DUMP-ASS JORB AND GOING BACK TO SCHOOLS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA

Sincerely,

Arch [<-you will sign this part with a classy pen]

Radiation · October 2010

Gooey wrote: »

Variable wrote: »

fem-bon

is that where the clitoris grows and morphs into a penis and then fucks you after the dentata have chomped your willy off?

I just went from 6 to midnight.
Also, that was even better because of your avatar.

Feral · October 2010

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.

Bama · October 2010

Feral wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

hmmmmmm how to word this email to my boss....i am simultaneously informing him that I am applying for grad school and also asking for a letter of recommendation/assistance with application for an NSF fellowship

he has specifically told me he will help me, but i don't know how to get the wording correct

ask for a NSFW fellowship :winky:

Probably don't want to leave the shire without one, Arch.

the fellowship of the ringworm

Arch · October 2010

gooey you give good advice sometimes

Abdhyius · October 2010

ahahahahahaha

I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

DasUberEdward · October 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZBzWvyJ1Q

Sarksus · October 2010

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

Arch · October 2010

in other news this one researcher dropped off samples, with a page of very detailed instructions on scanning parameters, labeling, file transfer and also filled out the work request form correctly, signed it, and was very polite

this is literally the first time this has ever happened. kind of made my day a bit better

kaleedity · October 2010

oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

Preacher · October 2010

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

I know its hard, but I'm honestly thinking about writing a speech to be read post death to cheer people up. Which is morbid I'll admit, but I want the people in my life to know that they were a major part of making it enjoyable and I don't want my death to drag them down because I ran out of time.

Bama · October 2010

Sarksus wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

If they're still memorializing you at that point then they can do whatever the hell they want.

Gooey · October 2010

Arch wrote: »

gooey you give good advice sometimes

not to take a bow or anything but i am pretty good at advisement

Variable · October 2010

it seems I came to work without my wallet and phone

woooooops

DasUberEdward · October 2010

Sarksus wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

That's impossible.

Preacher · October 2010

Sarksus wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

Not to those affected by my life though.

langfor6 · October 2010

All men die. Not all men truly live.

Also

A crazy person never doubts their sanity.

TL DR · October 2010

My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

"Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."

Arch · October 2010

kaleedity wrote: »

oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

"Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

i don't even

Bama · October 2010

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

My family is really good about funerals. When my grandma passed due to bone cancer, my grandpa took me aside after the service and said

"Son, your grandma always had a special place for you in her heart. And I could never quite figure out why."

this is terrible but I'm seriously laughing out loud

Gooey · October 2010

I want to be cremated

that way I can never come back as a zombie

Feral · October 2010

Arch wrote: »

kaleedity wrote: »

oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

"Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

i don't even

I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

Feral · October 2010

Gooey wrote: »

I want to be cremated

that way I can never come back as a zombie

But you could come back as a phoenix! Betcha didn't think about that! Didja? Huh? Didja?

DasUberEdward · October 2010

Gooey wrote: »

I want to be cremated

that way I can never come back as a zombie

Mojo_Jojo · October 2010

Abdhyius wrote: »

ahahahahahaha

I just said "Hate you!" instead of "Bye!" to a customer oh my goooood

Do they sound similar in Norwegian?

Gooey · October 2010

also i want my dying words to be

my only regret is that i have....boneitis

TL DR · October 2010

We poppin' bottles of butterbeer like this was House Slyzzerin'

Arch · October 2010

Feral wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

kaleedity wrote: »

oh my god it's as if O'donnell's a poe alternative to Colbert

I wish she'd slip out of character as much as he does

"Talk about imposing your beliefs on the local schools," she said. "You've just proved how little you know not just about constitutional law but about the theory of evolution."

i don't even

I bet O'donnell posts comments on YouTube.

O'donnell is a sentient YouTube comment

Sarksus · October 2010

DasUberEdward wrote: »

That's impossible.

If you lived to 90 then 100 years later you'll have been dead longer than you were alive. A million years later and your life will compare insignificantly to your death.

Preacher wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Bama wrote: »

Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I'd prefer my funeral to be a new orleans style party. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death, because I have to tell you one of those things lasted a lot longer then the other.

:^:

x2

Your death will eventually surpass your life in years.

Not to those affected by my life though.

If you die and then the technology for immortality is discovered everyone will have to live forever and your death will extend into infinity.

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