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Beard Science!

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that is a fuckin robin williams arm

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yes bale i am a hairy dude

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I've had a beard for about three years now. I suppose for Novembeard I'll have to let it grow from its current Riker-length lady-pleaser to a disreputable thicket. So there's that to look forward to.

    Rikerbeards are so hot

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    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well i just shaved them this morning, so i guess i already started participating!

    Saint on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am an active participant although I did pre game.

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Ladies, it's time to let those three chin hairs go unplucked. Comb them over into a bitchin' pencil-thin mustache.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zach Galifianakis is a beard prophet

    Centipede Damascus on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is the only month where I am okay with being disappointed in smoothness of lady legs.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could grow a decent-looking beard. I can grow a full beard, but the hair isn't dense which gives it an untidy look.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I eagerly await the day when I am allowed to grow a beard again. Me and a bunch of my buddies did Mustache May once, though. We went to Sears and took a group photo of us all wearing the ugliest sweaters ever. It is the only photo my mother has of me.

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    I got some pretty decent growth last year, guess I can put down the Venus for a month

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OK that owns

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My mom is tellin' me I need to shave for a job interview tomorrow.

    Is this true, or do I merely need to spruce mah beard up?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I went end of September midway through October without a shave and it got pretty long, about an inch and a half.

    Found out a lot of my facial hair is blond.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My mom is tellin' me I need to shave for a job interview tomorrow.

    Is this true, or do I merely need to spruce mah beard up?

    If it looks intentional you should be fine. If it looks like you are just too lazy to shave then give it a trim.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    3 dudes showed up to hockey training last night with moustaches

    they were like "MOVEMBER"

    and I was like you really have no idea what you're doing do you

    #pipe on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My mom is tellin' me I need to shave for a job interview tomorrow.

    Is this true, or do I merely need to spruce mah beard up?

    If it looks intentional you should be fine. If it looks like you are just too lazy to shave then give it a trim.

    Right now it's straddling the gray area. I'll trim up the gross stuff on my cheeks and leave the rest.

    Women burst into orgasm when I stroll by

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My mom is tellin' me I need to shave for a job interview tomorrow.

    Is this true, or do I merely need to spruce mah beard up?

    If it looks intentional you should be fine. If it looks like you are just too lazy to shave then give it a trim.

    Right now it's straddling the gray area. I'll trim up the gross stuff on my cheeks and leave the rest.

    Women burst into orgasm when I stroll by

    Then it's perfect.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man shave your dang face for job interviews
    unless you're getting a job at a linux factory or something

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    Denny's is for winners.
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I mean, it's just a CVS. I figure they don't expect too much.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The dude that works at the CVS near me has the grodiest beard. Just throwing that out there.

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    grody. best word.

    Saint on
  • JackMaster SpazJackMaster Spaz Registered User
    edited November 2010
    This is a photo compilation cataloging my horrendously patchy neckbeard through the month of September.
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    About a week in
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    Three weeks in
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    And after a month all semblance of civilization is gone from my life, I have evolved into a something more organic.

    The power of the patchy neckbeard

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Does it not grow anywhere else or do you shave it?

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  • JackMaster SpazJackMaster Spaz Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Does it not grow anywhere else or do you shave it?


    It stays in its nice patchy area and refuses to leave that space.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm so sorry

    that is a horrible curse for any man

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  • JackMaster SpazJackMaster Spaz Registered User
    edited November 2010
    It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't look 17 when I'm clean shaven.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm so sorry

    that is a horrible curse for any man

    you know there's a cure for that affliction
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    #pipe on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i wish i was beard-capable

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    excellent, josh

    now I want it long enough for viking braids by christmas

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I could braid it under the chin now. Just sayin.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the bad thing about doing movember properly is you have to look like a retard for the first two weeks, like a creep for the next week and only look like an awesome legend for one week

    the good thing is you get to raise shitloads of money for probably the two most under-recognized causes in men's health

    donate to my page and i'll donate the same amount back to yours

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAART Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I've had a beard for about three years now. I suppose for Novembeard I'll have to let it grow from its current Riker-length lady-pleaser to a disreputable thicket. So there's that to look forward to.

    Rikerbeards are so hot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-VIA1GUCY

    BahamutZERO on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am watching an episode that features some very heavy rikerbeard

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    joshgotro wrote: »
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    This is a good thing. You should be proud.

    One of the finer beards I've seen on the forums.

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